I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...
The good news with Carmina Burana is that, like the turning of the fortune’s wheel, it just starts over when it gets to the end. Movement 25 is identical to movement 1. But be careful if it plays for over four hours.
That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.
❗
Obviously.
The THX intro music lmao
Impressive
Slide whistle
And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.
Slide whistle.
Works for both ways.
Damn, beat me to it
Darude sandstorm
Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?
Every thrust another sting
Oh God, I can hear the horrible cacophony, playing endlessly over the top of itself.
Both!
The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.
... without the intro words!!
Alarm sound from Kill Bill
dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make
The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them
M1 Garand ping
Sonic’s drowning jingle
Followed by "Gotta go fast" I'm assuming
I'm shocked how far I had to scroll to find Wayne's world...and having an existential crisis at his quickly time moves 😅
I'm afraid the existential crisises will only increase in frequency the older you get 😭 I still feel like 2010 was a few years ago 😭😭
For example how the fuck was Anchorman 22 released years ago 🤷
Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”
Gunthers "ooohh"
https://youtu.be/vzkp10zbgMA
You touch my Tralala
The theme from Jaws.
... it doesn't already?
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I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...
Windows 95 start theme
NO RULES!
Also the error sound when it goes down
DUN
Verdi’s Dies Irae
The good news with Carmina Burana is that, like the turning of the fortune’s wheel, it just starts over when it gets to the end. Movement 25 is identical to movement 1. But be careful if it plays for over four hours.
If you have a good enough soloist, that’ll make the audience horny even under normal circumstances!
Yes, but it's this version of the lyrics
When you flick the door stopper spring.
Transformers transformation sound
runner-up
That runner up... I got an instant spike of anxiety.
I guess I'm young enough that I never had to use it for work meetings, just calls with long distance family. Good memories!
Womp, womp
Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"
Nelson's laugh
Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
Por que no los dos
A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.
It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone
Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.
"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"
"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead
The screaming lady in the Hans Zimmer Dune song
The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda
It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"
Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.
Wet fart sound
Kept you waiting huh?
Microwave bing
That's the cum sound already?
NI!
NI!
WoW group finder ready alert.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gMr97b9Wnkg
Alan Davies half way through this video
Shhhhhhhhhhhh-ting
Yeah, the classic "movie sword being unsheathed" sound would be perfect.
THX
You're welcome
Hey, you. You're finally awake ...
Alternatively: There's always a way in - Chinese Hacker from CnC Generals
Cha-ching! - Tanya from CnC Red Alert 1/2
Navi shouting “HEY! LISTEN!”
Similar vein, I'd go with the treasure chest "Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!"
sounds like..
And here I was thinking I'd be original
The stone cover being removed from the Ark of the Covenant sarcophagus.
https://freesound.org/people/M3GAMAN/sounds/197914/
PvZ plant grow
The William Tell Overture Finale.
The fake telephone sound cell phones make when old people leave the ringer on.
Aku Aku from Crash Bandicoot going "Ooga Booga" when you get a mask.
SomeBODY one told me-
Star Trek transporter sound.
Boing
A rain stick so I can sleep better through the night.
Final Fantasy victory tune.
Diving board wobble cartoon sound.
This would be a fair enough warning I think:
https://youtu.be/BukUzuKnfoQ
It would howl like a wolf have it's eyes pop out before hitting it's own (dick) head with a hammer
If your dick has eyes you need to see a Doctor.
https://youtu.be/fWfTopOO2gw?t=124
That weird stretching sound effect from banjo kazooie when you feed the eagle in click clock wood enough worms to make him grow
The sound of a balloon inflating.
I can second that
I call my sex nintendo because she puts blow on my cartridge before I stick it in her system
Username suggests otherwise
straight to jail
The Nokia 3310 ringtone
You know that creaking sound you hear when the characters in a horror movie explore a massive empty ship?
That sentence doesn't convey grammatical aspect, resulting in people's very different understanding (startup or continuous sound?)
Groan tube
Full loony tunes theme song.
The Discord notification sound
It would sound like a Mexican car horn, playing La Cucaracha.
The Bongo-Sound you hear, when a house is built in Age of Empires II.
The battle victory tune that played in FF7.
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/final-fantasy-victory-fanfare/
The Pokémon evolution celebration sound
Toaster ding
The klaxon from Goldeneye 64
It shouts "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL!
Ding!
Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "Hello there".
That noise the transformers make in those fuck awful movie. Che-cher-waa-che yknow what im saying
"...oh no!"
So I can focus on a dramatic look down the barrel of the camera.
The Killbill fight alarm sound.
Gas weedeater starting up
IMAX jingle
LEGO Star Wars Yoda death sound
Rising up: Pac-Man entrance song On the decline: the Pac-Man dead sound
"hotdogs"
"Send in the Clowns"
Hello!
you suffer - napalm death
TIL it is an actually song, not a joke from a TV show. (Lets just swap the links around)
Mario coin grab
The capture the points tf2 sound when a point gets captured and exactly the “Time has been added” one
that sound that the boss health bar makes when you enter the arena in classic megaman. complete with the lead into the boss music
"bomb has been planted"
Sproiiiinnnggg
The windows 3 ding sound
Archer (starting from Season 6 or so I think) covers this
The fake shing noise movies use for unsheathing swords
It would make a cock sound, obviously
The sounds that plays when you open a chest in Ocarina of Time
Let's keep these engagement bait posts on reddit
I’m fascinated by the mindset that sees engagement bait in a boner-sound shitpost.