Why is every company right now making it impossible to understand what their app does?
I swear to fucking god, I’ve been looking for SAAS products at work to fill a role, they’re all branded as AI and not what the companies actually fucking do.
Office has like a 40 year plus reputation as THE office suite. What the fuck us copilot? That cheap knockoff OpenAI they debuted before it was really?
Because AI on its own doesn't actually make a return, but by conflating the AI investment with a genuine productivity tool that's making money, you can start to hide your poor choices.
Pre AI: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our office suite!
Start of AI: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our office suite and 3 subscribers to our AI offering (currently in their free testing period, plans already precancelled)
Now: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our AI services (that also features an office suite)
Except Nvidia's product works. It's the shit software they decided they needed Nvidia's product to run that kinda does something but not in a real world usable state, that's the issue
They're being scammed in the sense that NVIDIA is selling a product for a usecase that can't make them money despite NVIDIA advertising (or at least heavily implying) as such.
"Look at all these shovels, you're gonna make so much money if you dig with our shovels, I'm sure you're gonna find the treasure any minute!" knowing full well that there's no treasure, or at least definitely not enough for everyone.
they are trying hard to peddle it to govt usage since they are likely a guaranteed revenue stream, things like palintir is being peddle hard by thiel to multiple countries.(including israel and defense contracting)
It's because when so much money/power has pushed so long for people to make decisions based on money and not logic, we've now arrived at the point where even "the emperor's new clothes" type moments can't rein in the insanity; executives are bonused off this garbage and most employees who do know better--thanks to orgs' own internal propaganda and structures--have given up caring and just publish the garbage and clock out(as they should).
I think I know why. Microsoft Office was a product. Their new strategy is Services. They want you to lease their services and have vendor lock-in forever. It takes a long time for businesses to migrate.
This has MBA written all over it. The idea that AI can just do whatever the client needs means that you can say your service does it all!
I think I know why. Microsoft Office was a product. Their new strategy is Services. They want you to lease their services and have vendor lock-in forever. It takes a long time for businesses to migrate.
They already did/do that and it's called Office 365 and already have vendor lock-in with Windows, SSO services, Azure, etc
It’s going to fall apart and the industries using the tools are going to adopt a Unix philosophy of dedicated tools that do a specific job well. May take a Butlerian Jihad, but it will happen.
It's already happening, in part because of this and in part because of the unstable, unpredictable US government.
Several European countries are looking towards investing in open source as a way to get away from American big tech because they're suddenly considering US sanctions against them a real possibility, or at least a real threat.
FWIW, Office (or more accurately, everything that was part of Office) was renamed Microsoft 365 years ago, in 2020. That was long before the AI insanity.
Shouldn't it be called Microsoft 250? There are 250 working days in a year. As soon as I'm home I'm using Thunderbird or Libreoffice, certainly not the product formerly known as Microsoft Office.
They stopped promoting "Office" brand when they saw success with Microsoft 365 and dropped Office 365. This was quite some time ago. Now they have just renamed an "app" called "Office" which was like a homescreen for Microsoft 365. I doubt anyone really used it and no one on lemmy seems to even recognize it.
Microsoft 365 bundles other products too like Windows and online Exchange. Guess it was confusing to have both office only and office plus others, and hence they dropped the office only.
As a south american, it's already being a nightmare. I've been enduring a heat index of about 44 to 46ºC, and now the tension from the us invasion in a neighbor country
On the bright side, this change has been around for 9 months at least because they had already changed it when I was doing IT stuff at my last job and it was impossible to find where to actually download the office suite.
A controversial take. Every new feature added to Github has made it more unpleasant to use, and a lot of that is down to Copilot, for me. Only way to get rid of it is to wait for Github to go down again, which is the only thing it does reliably at the moment.
I get the Pro version for free since I've worked on a few popular open-source projects. I'm using it in VS Code and it's helped me write code for systems I'm unfamiliar with. I've used it to summarize the architecture of open-source projects so I understand how to contribute new features. The autocompletion can be pretty good too. I also use it to review my code.
We use Claude Code with the Opus 4.5 model at work, and it's quite a bit better, but I don't want to pay that much for an AI model for personal projects since I use it so infrequently.
Every new feature added to Github has made it more unpleasant to use
Free private repositories, Github Actions, and Github Packages are all pretty useful though. All of those were added under Microsoft's ownership. Actions got a head start because it was built on top of Azure DevOps infra that Microsoft had already created.
They lose money from it (people that used to pay for an account to get private repos no longer need to) which is why Github didn't do it when they were independent.
Microsoft is reporting over 600 MILLION user growth on copilot, basically overnight! Wow, very impressive Mr Nadella. You've truly pushed AI adoption forward. Someone get this man a bonus!
What's funny is their attempts to rebrand Office have just fallen completely flat. Kind of reminds me of when Willis Group bought the naming rights to Sears Tower and all the Chicagoan's were just collectively like, "Yeah, No. We're still going to call it 'Sears Tower'."
Hell, nobody that I know of calls it "Willis Tower." Nobody calls Microsoft Office "Office 365". Nobody is going to call it "Microsoft 365 Copilot." This is just a huge waste of effort by a tech firm that has long since run out of ways to be innovative.
“Let’s take the most recognizable software package name and make it something totally divorced from what the software is supposed to be for.”
There are probably people for whom Microsoft Office is the only desktop software that they use. There are probably many people in procurement that are going to scratch their heads and think twice about signing off on something that sounds like a flight simulator.
This is an opportunity for alternate office suites.
Its is almost universally the main reason that even a lot of Linux daily-drivers still have a windows install available to them. They fuck up Office enough and there isn't a reason to even have Windows for most users.
That's why they want you to put all your stuff in their dumb cloud, because its the only reason people would keep using this garbage, because they can hold your work ransom in their shitty ecosystem.
That is the whole business model of tech now. Stealing your shit and selling it back to you. That is it.
Do what I did: vm your win machine inside linux. It's how i solved my legacy software / game saves quandry. Just duplicated the win HDD and virtualised it.
I dislike dual booting and will go a looong way to be lazy :P
I'm not one of the dual booters mentioned, but the desktop version of Excel specifically has several important features that the online version flat out doesn't support. Primarily I'm talking about creating and running data queries, which is useful for analyzing data and generating reports from remote data sources including external files like CSV and online databases. You can do all this without Excel of course, but this shows the online versions are definitely limited.
'Twas ever so. Years ago (2012) when i was still working in an office we had web MS office to use for work....i ended up bringing in my laptop with full blown office just to get the fckn data manipulation we needed out of excel
That’s fair. I’ve dealt with that before, and in my case I had to rebuild the damn thing for compatibility with the web version. When I did, I was able to use alternatives like Power Query M instead of VBA. This worked in my case, but I’m sure you’re right that some features just aren’t there in any capacity.
The external CSV thing is a PITA but you can (at least there) overcome it via adding a “landing sheet” for raw data. Nobody is going to want to deal with any of this, though.
I don't know many people that still call it "Microsoft Office"... They usually refer to the individual apps they use (Word, Excel) rather than the suite as a whole.
Some people just call it "Microsoft" ("please install Microsoft on my computer"), especially if they're on MacOS where it's the only Microsoft software they use.
Some people assume it's part of Windows since they've only ever used computers that have had it preinstalled.
The other day, my mother approached me about Office alternatives. Before she retired, she daily drove Office, but feels like it's changed so much that learning a new program isn't any more friction than keeping up with AI bullshit.
For consumer use, I don't see much difference in Office and LibreOffice. For business, Excel is the killer app, can't do without it, but individuals can adapt pretty easy.
Load LibreOffice on her machine and let her try it! Leave the defaults to open docs with Office so it doesn't frustrate her.
Last time I used Excel extensively was in high school, and after using Google Sheets for many years, going back to Excel feels like nightmare. I don't know how to explain it, but last time I needed it for something, it felt very frustrating to use.
Tons of Microsoft senior engineers have been resigning over this kinda shit.
Not getting fired or laid off, though that's happening too... resigning.
Bill Gates himself has expressed significant dissapointment with where the company has gone and is going, thinks AI needs to be optional, its clearly not ready.
... Everyone hates this other than C Suite, who are either psychotically delusional, in an actual AI worshipping cult (you'd be surprised how many tech high ups are in one), or, they simply hate us and want us to die, want to be the overlords of whatever is left after they basically destroy modern civilization.
Peak Business Idiot behavior. They're too fucking stupid and caught up in the hype to notice that everything is on fire and their businesses are failing. The Line may be going up, but the companies are going DOWN.
This is the "AI will one day take us all over!1!!" dystopia everyone feared.
Except, instead of a hostile Skynet takeover, it's just the CEOs of all the most powerful companies delegating over all their important business decisions to AI.
Copilot is the one that renamed Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot app. It even sounds like something ChatGPT would come up with. The circle is a square.
It's happening at a lot of companies. Last year our C-suite cancelled some big IR&D projects (where we were designing real products that could actually be built and sold) in order to dump $300k/mo into renting a cloud AI infrastructure that none of the employees want or use.
That will be much harder. The MBA is specifically designed and controlled by the biggest financial institutions to implement management in a way that always benefits them.
MBA is for people that are not too proficient in other degree fields, like STEM MS/MA. i always seen people in college that kinda washed out to a business degree because they cant hack it in another more rigorous major and also an easy major to complete and not get your gpa totally trashed, more common in a CC school, i always think what are they going to do with a "business degree" once they get it.
Why couldn't they just stick with Office... It's 100% explanatory, short, and to the point.
365 never made sense to me. Is it supposed to represent the year? Like available 24/7 but instead it's there for you 365 days of the year? And if that's the case why the fuck would I care? It's software, of course it's available to me whenever I want. It's not a 7/11 hotdog rotisserie.
Redmond just keeps getting dumber by the day. At least back when the business model was EEE they weren't stupid, just evil. Now they're both but even the evil part is nerfed by the stupid part.
We’re…never going to say any of that. It’s Microsoft 365, or 365 for short. Even that sounds stupid. Office is what people understand, 365 always requires explaining.
“Do I have Copilot included?” “Is it the same as Copilot in Word?” “Do I need an extra license?” "Where is the Office app?" "Can you install Microsoft Office for me?"
Once again proving that while AI can't do a programmer's job, a tech writer's job, an artist's job, a composer's job, a doctor's job, or any other job involving thinking and understanding -- it can easily do a CEO's job and probably better than the CEO.
Inspired by your comment, I polled ChatGPT 5 direct and Copilot itself, and ChatGPT was smarter than the executive by saying it was a bad idea, while Copilot itself said it might be a bad idea, but it's aligned with Microsoft's vision, which may be more important, but ultimately seemed to have no idea if it was a good idea or bad idea...
So I guess ChatGPT at least is smarter than the MS CEO. Of course Copilot seemed primed to try to favor and vindicate Microsoft's decision. I tried a more aggressive statement that it was stupid to try to get that 'I agree with you by default' and it still tried to soften the perspective in favor of Microsoft.
As a bonus, I asked if it would be a good idea to rename LibreOffice to LibreSidekick. It looked more like the ChatGPT 5 answer for Office to Copilot, saying it's a dumb idea, until the end when it said unless it has an AI assistant like Microsoft Copilot, then it would be a good idea...
If you think LibreOffice is good, then you don't need to switch. If you have problems with the lack of familiarity of MS Office, then you might wanna check it. Though Collabora recently made a better replica UI, which is technically LibreOffice in a suit.
Personally, I'm happy with libreoffice and just don't know about onlyoffice. I'm mostly asking for the benefit of others who might read this thread, but if onlyoffice is good then I might check it out anyway.
@glitchdx@ripcord how good are either of them for compatibility with word track changes and comments?! *Really* want to come off MS Word after this but I need collaborative tools.
I'm happy with openoffice libreoffice, but I also haven't needed to open a word doc in years so I can't speak for the current state of inter compatibility.
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At this point I wonder if the last few months of systematically destructing the rest of Microsoft’s reputation is a false-flag action by Linux users who infiltrated the company.
I just set up a brand new HP Zbook for work with Debian, and apart from disabling secure boot and rebooting a brazilian times to get into different parts of the UEFI it went without a hitch, KDE with wayland and all. WiFi drivers work already during the installation, the docking station was immediately recognized. It just works now.
Oh, that's obnoxious. I thought it was another 'button along the bottom', but it takes up the space that should be 'right control'? Bastards. Hopefully you can rebind it to something useful, even if the keycap symbol sucks.
Mind you, I've already got caps-lock rebound as 'control' and alt-gr rebound as 'compose'. My laptop has the 'penguin' key (it's a Tuxedo laptop, no Windows key here) used for Sway. (My desktop keyboard is a Model M from before the days of Windows keys, have had to bind ctrl+alt as the 'Sway Key'.) I've already got some 'useless keys' that I could rebind to other things - looking at you, print screen - but one you could press with your thumb while chording would always be nice.
Those ZBooks look like fine laptops. If you installed Arch on them, obviously ;-)
I wish, I could get behind some hopeful conspiracy theories. "Things aren't bad because people are greedy asshats, they just want you to see there's a better way and look for alternatives" "The world order has been taken over by compassionate everymen, they just have to do bad things to keep up appearances"
So to be clear Microsoft 365 Copilot now includes Copilot? Well shit I was worried Copilot wouldn't include Copilot, I was just about to ask Copilot if it was in Copilot.
Lol. Please everyone contribute to the change you want to see. If you're not sharing spreadsheets and slide decks in a team, then for personal use you should be good with Collabora (LibreOffice based). It's great. Write your novel and short stories in Collabora
IIRC this happened in January of 2025. The rebrand obviously failed because I don't know a single person who calls it anything other than "Office" or "Microsoft Office".
In reality the copilot is not their ai, it is the user!! They drain every single click, data, keyboard input, every mouse mouvements for a while now. The strategy is to train an ai to replace the worker. The copilot is you.
So all of the Microsoft 365 users become instantly AI users? Microsoft gonna report after months that AI users surged the first months of 2026, stocks gonna go up, shareholders happy.
I really like libreoffice honestly. In my job I have to use docs but I find myself copying from libre office most of the time. Prior to that, I used to create all my visuals with office and do my graphs in excel. So I’ve tried a few different ways to do things. Libre reminds me of old school products and I kind of like that. Plus it does what I want with shapes. Which is nice when I need to make visuals. I still use excel though, for now.
Yeah the online 365 office was branded with Copilot BS sometime last summer I think. Also logging in to the online office throws you to the copilot prompt by default.
Even before this the online version of office was getting so bad that it was not worth using anymore. I've been using LibreOffice for 3+ years now, but every now and then I gave to access a sheet it something with a different PC and still run into this office garbage.
On my phone trying to log jnto office.com would give me a splash page to install the copilot app with no option to just use Outlook. Found out if you go directly to the app subdomain (outlook.office365.com) you could log in normally through the browser. Computer didn't prompt for the copilot app of course, just the phone.
Wonder if that option will go away now. If so, I won't be checking for scheduled meetings on my phone anymore.
I think it's time to make a serious push into getting people to boycott Microsoft along with OpenAI. Windows 11 is now a bloated surveillance operating system and Office 365 raised their prices to pay for an AI feature based on OpenAI's LLMs. OpenAI donated $25 million to Trump.
They are trying so fucking hard, it’s so sad. Especially when everyone saw that report of them slashing AI related metrics because nobody is fucking using it.
I can’t wait to build my new PC and install Linux. Cannot wait.
I cancelled my subscription when they made the copilot plan the default and switched me to it without asking. I'm now selfhosting nextcloud and using libreoffice.
Wasn't there a report a week or two back saying that they cut their internal sales targets by 50% because no one was using copilot? They must be desperate to abandon decades of branding they have built up.
They are desperate. I literally had a sales person reach out to ask how she could help us use copilot more because they can see literally nobody is using it despite a limited amount of usage is included in our M365 business standard licences. This after me already making a ticket to stop the behaviour of the home page automatically loading the copilot page instead of the classic home page with the overview I want to land on.
Will they rename Windows (Winslop) to "CopilotOS"? If yes, I'll nuke Windows 10 (!) from my SSD, then replace it with Manjaro or some similar simplified Arch derivative, as my main OS.
In order to see the "View - User Interface", I had to go to View -> View -> select Menubar
Side note: for capturing screenshots I can recommend Spectacle, works at least as good as snipping tool in Windows and with the same shortcut as snipping tool.
They really have a massive talent. It's not easy to have such a consistent record in choosing stupid and confusing names, rebranding stuff with no reason.
AI doesn't have much to like on its face, but the terrible sonsabitches trying to ram it forcibly down everybody's throats - chief of which Microsoft, followed closely by OpenAI - are really doing their damnedest to make it properly hateworthy.
Microsoft makes me hate AI the same way Trump makes me hate red baseball caps: they're not really that terrible in and of themselves, it's who wears them.
I have had open office installed on my computer since 2008. While back then word wasn't complete shit I was still using it for many years. But now there is nothing Libre office has that word doesn't so fuck MS office.
Fuckin hell, all I wanted was to keep my Skydrive. That's fuckin it. Nothing more. sigh I'm gonna have to switch to some self hosted bullshit ain't I? It's gonna be back to ye old "let's save today's photos from my phone onto my machine" bullshit?
So far on my work computer I've had a policy to indiscriminately uninstall anything that says copilot. If I hadn't seen this post I may have nuked it, then spent the afternoon trying to figure out where excel went.
Silly consumers. Microsoft will tell you what you want, when you want it, and through sheer force of an 800 pound marketplace gorilla, they’ll continue to shlurp in 20-30 Billion dollars in pure uncut profit every three months.
Geez it’s like you guys haven’t been getting screwed by this convicted monopoly for forty straight years with absolutely no end in sight.
It all kind of makes sense if you look at it from an investors' perspective, which is the only one that really matters to CEOs. You can do whatever you want, but unless a company is an AI company, you can't reach a stratospheric PE ratio and your stock stays "low." You convince investors that you are an AI-first company, and your stock can break free of its shackles and reach its full potential!
All for the relatively cheap price of slapping two letters on everything, AI.
Honestly the hardest part of “productivity” is keeping up with the product names. 😅
I just hope the rename doesn’t break links/docs and that licensing/features stay crystal clear for users.
Too funny. My last boss hated how much I bitched and complained about Microslop. Now I'm certain he's bitching. Glad I dumped M$, what a shit company with shit products.
Trying to figure what exactly is going on, cuz there are older posts about it, but only the web version? Is it just that the local app has been updated?
I feel there's some marketing conspiracy with the "office" term. It looks like they have been planning to make it disappear because it is uncool for some new marketing genius or it reduces the target markets, I guess. So they first attached a new term, 365, as a transition, and now they dropped the office while keeping the 365 so recent users can still make the link.
The AI bubble was maybe just a convenient excuse to advance the plan.
Plus, since post-covid, return to office is very unpopular, how convenient!
The plot thickens.
If true, then it is beyond dumb. When I need to do office related work, ie typing a document or using spreadsheets, the most relevant term would be office. Not a term that is a reference to flying a plane.
Of course I don’t use microsoft for anything, but it is wild to watch that company completely forget what it is that they do.
the word "app" in Microsoft 365 Copilot app isn't capitalized. I'm not sure if it is actually technically correct, but i think mentioning that it's an app is awkward anyway. (it only faintly gets across that it's like, a program with slightly better access to files, the OS windows, and the computers resources than a web thing, but i thought everything is enthusiastically in the cloud?) also, according to me, not capitalizing the product name fails to (superficially) communicate being professional ("Microsoft Access 365 Professional™®") by capitalizing it
Everyone already using it is just going to roll their eyes, maybe hate-tweet about it, and move on. CEOs, middle managers, and sales people are salivating open-mouthedly.
Why?
Why is every company right now making it impossible to understand what their app does?
I swear to fucking god, I’ve been looking for SAAS products at work to fill a role, they’re all branded as AI and not what the companies actually fucking do.
Office has like a 40 year plus reputation as THE office suite. What the fuck us copilot? That cheap knockoff OpenAI they debuted before it was really?
Because AI on its own doesn't actually make a return, but by conflating the AI investment with a genuine productivity tool that's making money, you can start to hide your poor choices.
*Ding!*
Wow, you are right. This is a way for them to pump the bubble and their stock price up even more.
Pre AI: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our office suite!
Start of AI: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our office suite and 3 subscribers to our AI offering (currently in their free testing period, plans already precancelled)
Now: Hey, we have 5 billion subscribers to our AI services (that also features an office suite)
It’s almost like theyre desperate for a return on investment not realizing they got scammed by Altman.
seems like altman /ms/amazon and google are kinda scammed by nvidia, arnt they less likely to get away less scathed, also oracle.
Except Nvidia's product works. It's the shit software they decided they needed Nvidia's product to run that kinda does something but not in a real world usable state, that's the issue
They're being scammed in the sense that NVIDIA is selling a product for a usecase that can't make them money despite NVIDIA advertising (or at least heavily implying) as such.
"Look at all these shovels, you're gonna make so much money if you dig with our shovels, I'm sure you're gonna find the treasure any minute!" knowing full well that there's no treasure, or at least definitely not enough for everyone.
they are trying hard to peddle it to govt usage since they are likely a guaranteed revenue stream, things like palintir is being peddle hard by thiel to multiple countries.(including israel and defense contracting)
It's because when so much money/power has pushed so long for people to make decisions based on money and not logic, we've now arrived at the point where even "the emperor's new clothes" type moments can't rein in the insanity; executives are bonused off this garbage and most employees who do know better--thanks to orgs' own internal propaganda and structures--have given up caring and just publish the garbage and clock out(as they should).
I think I know why. Microsoft Office was a product. Their new strategy is Services. They want you to lease their services and have vendor lock-in forever. It takes a long time for businesses to migrate.
This has MBA written all over it. The idea that AI can just do whatever the client needs means that you can say your service does it all!
It is a scam.
They already did/do that and it's called Office 365 and already have vendor lock-in with Windows, SSO services, Azure, etc
Yeah but this is an AI service. See it’s different! /s
It's worth $30 more per year. Aka it's a subscription rate hike.
They hiked up all of the subscriptions. Then made it confusing as fuck to subscribe back to the one that you had.
Oh my god! Let me get my checkbook
It’s going to fall apart and the industries using the tools are going to adopt a Unix philosophy of dedicated tools that do a specific job well. May take a Butlerian Jihad, but it will happen.
It's already happening, in part because of this and in part because of the unstable, unpredictable US government.
Several European countries are looking towards investing in open source as a way to get away from American big tech because they're suddenly considering US sanctions against them a real possibility, or at least a real threat.
Ayup. Why build your company on a service with a US company when they can - and have - fuck you on a whim?
With standalone installs you can keep trucking. Service as subscription? That's going to very quickly start dying off as the world destabilises.
I've seen people mention it elsewhere in this thread. But what is MBA? I get nothing relevant when I search for it.
Masters in Business Administration. The model by which all businesses have been run over the last century. The guide to late stage capitalism.
Gotcha, thanks.
Copilot is love, copilot is life. It's okay friend - these are copilot times, but I still copilot you.
You forgot, "Copilot is mother, Copilot is father". I suppose it's an obscure reference now.
Did you copilot my wife!?
Copilot copilotted your Copilot. Something something marklar.
FWIW, Office (or more accurately, everything that was part of Office) was renamed Microsoft 365 years ago, in 2020. That was long before the AI insanity.
Microsoft 365 is a worse name than Microsoft Office.
I thought it was Office 365.
Oh well, guess they doubled down on stupid names.
Shouldn't it be called Microsoft 250? There are 250 working days in a year. As soon as I'm home I'm using Thunderbird or Libreoffice, certainly not the product formerly known as Microsoft Office.
If they could have you in the office more than 250 days they absolutely would. I bet they're thinking 365 days is the perfect amount.
They stopped promoting "Office" brand when they saw success with Microsoft 365 and dropped Office 365. This was quite some time ago. Now they have just renamed an "app" called "Office" which was like a homescreen for Microsoft 365. I doubt anyone really used it and no one on lemmy seems to even recognize it.
I didn't know Microsoft 365 and Office 365 were different things. From the outside, it's as opaque as Apple's version names.
Microsoft 365 bundles other products too like Windows and online Exchange. Guess it was confusing to have both office only and office plus others, and hence they dropped the office only.
It's not about the user.
(it's about sounding innovative and cool with whichever trend to the brainless money people aka shareholders)
Why do I feel 2026 is gonna be a fucking nightmare…?
Pattern recognition
Extrapolation from the experience of previous years
As a south american, it's already being a nightmare. I've been enduring a heat index of about 44 to 46ºC, and now the tension from the us invasion in a neighbor country
I'm sorry this is happening to you all. It's wrong and shameful.
Because it already is.
I had that feeling just before new year.
These are actually my predictions for 2026 :
because you're not an ignorant dumbass
On the bright side, this change has been around for 9 months at least because they had already changed it when I was doing IT stuff at my last job and it was impossible to find where to actually download the office suite.
Ok so there are 3 microsoft products called copilot now. Surely this won't confuse anyone
Are you including Github Copilot in that count? Technically that's a Microsoft product. It's probably the only Copilot that's actually useful.
A controversial take. Every new feature added to Github has made it more unpleasant to use, and a lot of that is down to Copilot, for me. Only way to get rid of it is to wait for Github to go down again, which is the only thing it does reliably at the moment.
I get the Pro version for free since I've worked on a few popular open-source projects. I'm using it in VS Code and it's helped me write code for systems I'm unfamiliar with. I've used it to summarize the architecture of open-source projects so I understand how to contribute new features. The autocompletion can be pretty good too. I also use it to review my code.
We use Claude Code with the Opus 4.5 model at work, and it's quite a bit better, but I don't want to pay that much for an AI model for personal projects since I use it so infrequently.
Free private repositories, Github Actions, and Github Packages are all pretty useful though. All of those were added under Microsoft's ownership. Actions got a head start because it was built on top of Azure DevOps infra that Microsoft had already created.
Free private repos were always available on Bitbucket (for example) before that though. The things added by Microsoft were all catch-up.
They lose money from it (people that used to pay for an account to get private repos no longer need to) which is why Github didn't do it when they were independent.
Github actions are famously extremely trash...
Plenty of open-source projects that I use are happy with them though. I see far fewer projects using Travis CI and AppVeyor these days for example.
Do they use them because they're "just there* and convenient, or do they actially like them?
And TBF I was largely referring to how poorly they're written and performant, which you often don't need to care about (until you do).
Nope, I agree, and so far you get only upvotes so... we agree.
github also has the slowest, most unresponsive web interface ive ever used. it's genuinely impressive how they made a web app so slow
You can get a plugin to hide it
Here's a list of types of Slopilot available for businesses https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/copilot/microsoft-365/which-copilot-for-your-organization
How the hell else are PMs going to get positive reviews this quarter? Waiting for Excel, Word, Powerpoint and Windows to all be called Copilot
Copilot Sheets.
Copilot Docs.
Copilot Slides.
Just avoid all of them to be safe lol
It's tradition. I think they have 4-5 different Teams now, too.
Welp... Time to bring back this ol' meme.
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Gameboy Player
Gameboy Micro
Yeah but only Sega has Mega power and blast processing.
Slurs, the DS works.
Microsoft is reporting over 600 MILLION user growth on copilot, basically overnight! Wow, very impressive Mr Nadella. You've truly pushed AI adoption forward. Someone get this man a bonus!
It's been named "Microsoft Office" since 1990. Way to piss 35 years of brand recognition up a wall.
How drunk are these guys?
Ask the dude that renamed Twitter to X (formerly Twitter).
Does being hopped up on ketamine counts as drunk?
What's funny is their attempts to rebrand Office have just fallen completely flat. Kind of reminds me of when Willis Group bought the naming rights to Sears Tower and all the Chicagoan's were just collectively like, "Yeah, No. We're still going to call it 'Sears Tower'." Hell, nobody that I know of calls it "Willis Tower." Nobody calls Microsoft Office "Office 365". Nobody is going to call it "Microsoft 365 Copilot." This is just a huge waste of effort by a tech firm that has long since run out of ways to be innovative.
Well on the bright side, maybe in a few years when people search for "office software" they'll be directed to libreoffice instead of Microsoft
Or ONLYOFFICE
I would bet an absurd amount of money that Marketing people consulted Copilot.
Copilotception
“Let’s take the most recognizable software package name and make it something totally divorced from what the software is supposed to be for.”
There are probably people for whom Microsoft Office is the only desktop software that they use. There are probably many people in procurement that are going to scratch their heads and think twice about signing off on something that sounds like a flight simulator.
This is an opportunity for alternate office suites.
Its is almost universally the main reason that even a lot of Linux daily-drivers still have a windows install available to them. They fuck up Office enough and there isn't a reason to even have Windows for most users.
That's why they want you to put all your stuff in their dumb cloud, because its the only reason people would keep using this garbage, because they can hold your work ransom in their shitty ecosystem.
That is the whole business model of tech now. Stealing your shit and selling it back to you. That is it.
Do what I did: vm your win machine inside linux. It's how i solved my legacy software / game saves quandry. Just duplicated the win HDD and virtualised it.
I dislike dual booting and will go a looong way to be lazy :P
Who the fuck is dual booting for Office? You just made that up.
Literally everyone I know that runs a Linux desktop and also has a job.
They don’t just use office from the web, via Linux? You can access excel, word, …, all of that in a browser.
I would not shut down my PC and boot into windows just for office. I keep my Windows around because my wife prefers it (for now).
I'm not one of the dual booters mentioned, but the desktop version of Excel specifically has several important features that the online version flat out doesn't support. Primarily I'm talking about creating and running data queries, which is useful for analyzing data and generating reports from remote data sources including external files like CSV and online databases. You can do all this without Excel of course, but this shows the online versions are definitely limited.
'Twas ever so. Years ago (2012) when i was still working in an office we had web MS office to use for work....i ended up bringing in my laptop with full blown office just to get the fckn data manipulation we needed out of excel
That’s fair. I’ve dealt with that before, and in my case I had to rebuild the damn thing for compatibility with the web version. When I did, I was able to use alternatives like Power Query M instead of VBA. This worked in my case, but I’m sure you’re right that some features just aren’t there in any capacity.
The external CSV thing is a PITA but you can (at least there) overcome it via adding a “landing sheet” for raw data. Nobody is going to want to deal with any of this, though.
Web office has barely any features compared to the desktop thing, iirc.
+1
Yeah I think I'd be more likely to use WinBoat or something similar to run a virtual machine rather than fully boot into Windows.
office on the web sucks, lacks features, and basically defeats the purpose of using office at all
Well, IIRC there's a flight simulator hidden somewhere in Excel
Edit: https://www.exceldemy.com/7-excel-easter-eggs-for-power-users/
Unfortunately they no longer include elaborate Easter eggs like that, since they adopted a security policy around 20 years ago that forbids them. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/archive/blogs/larryosterman/why-no-easter-eggs
Ah! Bummer :(
I haven't used Excel in ages, tho
I don't know many people that still call it "Microsoft Office"... They usually refer to the individual apps they use (Word, Excel) rather than the suite as a whole.
Some people just call it "Microsoft" ("please install Microsoft on my computer"), especially if they're on MacOS where it's the only Microsoft software they use.
Some people assume it's part of Windows since they've only ever used computers that have had it preinstalled.
It's like they're trying to alienate their core customer base. Windows 8 may have been salvageable but Office is not.
For business, they're locked into Excel, there is no substitute. I can see MS blowing out the remaining home users though.
Damn, our customers don't use copilot, but we promised to reach 50% usage in 2026...
That's it... Rename the whole thing to copilot and we achieve our goal!
The other day, my mother approached me about Office alternatives. Before she retired, she daily drove Office, but feels like it's changed so much that learning a new program isn't any more friction than keeping up with AI bullshit.
I got my mom on LibreOffice and she had no problem adapting
She will adapt to service us
Her powerpoint presentations will be added to our own
Likewise, my father in law loves Libre now.
For consumer use, I don't see much difference in Office and LibreOffice. For business, Excel is the killer app, can't do without it, but individuals can adapt pretty easy.
Load LibreOffice on her machine and let her try it! Leave the defaults to open docs with Office so it doesn't frustrate her.
Last time I used Excel extensively was in high school, and after using Google Sheets for many years, going back to Excel feels like nightmare. I don't know how to explain it, but last time I needed it for something, it felt very frustrating to use.
C Suite is in a cult.
Tons of Microsoft senior engineers have been resigning over this kinda shit.
Not getting fired or laid off, though that's happening too... resigning.
Bill Gates himself has expressed significant dissapointment with where the company has gone and is going, thinks AI needs to be optional, its clearly not ready.
... Everyone hates this other than C Suite, who are either psychotically delusional, in an actual AI worshipping cult (you'd be surprised how many tech high ups are in one), or, they simply hate us and want us to die, want to be the overlords of whatever is left after they basically destroy modern civilization.
Peak Business Idiot behavior. They're too fucking stupid and caught up in the hype to notice that everything is on fire and their businesses are failing. The Line may be going up, but the companies are going DOWN.
Ahhhh... now I see.
This is the "AI will one day take us all over!1!!" dystopia everyone feared.
Except, instead of a hostile Skynet takeover, it's just the CEOs of all the most powerful companies delegating over all their important business decisions to AI.
Copilot is the one that renamed Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot app. It even sounds like something ChatGPT would come up with. The circle is a square.
It's happening at a lot of companies. Last year our C-suite cancelled some big IR&D projects (where we were designing real products that could actually be built and sold) in order to dump $300k/mo into renting a cloud AI infrastructure that none of the employees want or use.
How do we pivot this to the death of the MBA. Because i'd quite like that.
That will be much harder. The MBA is specifically designed and controlled by the biggest financial institutions to implement management in a way that always benefits them.
They will never allow the MBA to die.
MBA is for people that are not too proficient in other degree fields, like STEM MS/MA. i always seen people in college that kinda washed out to a business degree because they cant hack it in another more rigorous major and also an easy major to complete and not get your gpa totally trashed, more common in a CC school, i always think what are they going to do with a "business degree" once they get it.
At least STEM and the humanities can both agree that business degrees are terrible
the concept? no. However denigration and discouragement will vastly stem the flow of sociopaths
Office is the last good branding Microsoft have and they're just getting rid of it, I can't believe it
My LibreOffice is still called LibreOffice.
Why couldn't they just stick with Office... It's 100% explanatory, short, and to the point.
365 never made sense to me. Is it supposed to represent the year? Like available 24/7 but instead it's there for you 365 days of the year? And if that's the case why the fuck would I care? It's software, of course it's available to me whenever I want. It's not a 7/11 hotdog rotisserie.
Redmond just keeps getting dumber by the day. At least back when the business model was EEE they weren't stupid, just evil. Now they're both but even the evil part is nerfed by the stupid part.
We’re…never going to say any of that. It’s Microsoft 365, or 365 for short. Even that sounds stupid. Office is what people understand, 365 always requires explaining.
MS is so exhausting.
Preview of tickets incoming in the next days:
“Do I have Copilot included?” “Is it the same as Copilot in Word?” “Do I need an extra license?” "Where is the Office app?" "Can you install Microsoft Office for me?"
Ironically a lot of those questions will probably be asked to Copilot itself first and hilarity will inevitably ensue.
It's probably after that that the tickets will rain down en masse and they deserve nothing less :D
Nah, those users never opened co-pilot before. They have the two applications they use day to day and any deviation triggers a ticket
If Microsoft can help it Copilot is integrated absolutely everywhere by the time they're done fucking up their own OS.
No need to open anything.
Once again proving that while AI can't do a programmer's job, a tech writer's job, an artist's job, a composer's job, a doctor's job, or any other job involving thinking and understanding -- it can easily do a CEO's job and probably better than the CEO.
Inspired by your comment, I polled ChatGPT 5 direct and Copilot itself, and ChatGPT was smarter than the executive by saying it was a bad idea, while Copilot itself said it might be a bad idea, but it's aligned with Microsoft's vision, which may be more important, but ultimately seemed to have no idea if it was a good idea or bad idea...
So I guess ChatGPT at least is smarter than the MS CEO. Of course Copilot seemed primed to try to favor and vindicate Microsoft's decision. I tried a more aggressive statement that it was stupid to try to get that 'I agree with you by default' and it still tried to soften the perspective in favor of Microsoft.
As a bonus, I asked if it would be a good idea to rename LibreOffice to LibreSidekick. It looked more like the ChatGPT 5 answer for Office to Copilot, saying it's a dumb idea, until the end when it said unless it has an AI assistant like Microsoft Copilot, then it would be a good idea...
Ok, now tell us what your magic 8 ball said.
Outlook not so good... nailed that one too.
Nice.
This feels like it'll go the HBO Max, wait Max, no HBO Max, dibocal route
There was also HBO Now and HBO Go, so there's even more runway for Microsoft to spend years floundering on their naming before they catch up.
It will be probably just Netflix now, since they bought it.
sigh NetMax? /s
MaxFix
MaxFlix ... and redo the font so that "li" looks like a "u"
Damn, guess Libre Office is the only office app now
lol OnlyOffice is also an office app, so LibreOffice is not the only office.
And better for most things IMO
So, what's onlyoffice and why should I switch from libreoffice?
If you think LibreOffice is good, then you don't need to switch. If you have problems with the lack of familiarity of MS Office, then you might wanna check it. Though Collabora recently made a better replica UI, which is technically LibreOffice in a suit.
Personally, I'm happy with libreoffice and just don't know about onlyoffice. I'm mostly asking for the benefit of others who might read this thread, but if onlyoffice is good then I might check it out anyway.
@glitchdx @ripcord how good are either of them for compatibility with word track changes and comments?! *Really* want to come off MS Word after this but I need collaborative tools.
I'm happy with
openofficelibreoffice, but I also haven't needed to open a word doc in years so I can't speak for the current state of inter compatibility.edit, brain went back in time 15 years
A factor for me is that it doesn't feel like a Java app carrying around 30 years of baggage with it.
But there's other things too
Some clouds are worth yelling at
Microslop Crashpilot
Office is one of the most recognisable brands in the world. Why have they jammed it into a brand which is already toxic?
AI bro’s “won” again.
Silence, consumer! Microsoft makes your experience better in every way! Upgrade to enjoy even more better today! Service terms apply. Privacy Policy is viewable at any time by going and fucking yourself.
At this point I wonder if the last few months of systematically destructing the rest of Microsoft’s reputation is a false-flag action by Linux users who infiltrated the company.
I just set up a brand new HP Zbook for work with Debian, and apart from disabling secure boot and rebooting a brazilian times to get into different parts of the UEFI it went without a hitch, KDE with wayland and all. WiFi drivers work already during the installation, the docking station was immediately recognized. It just works now.
But the fucking LLM button.
Little penguin sticker
You can easily remap it to something useful.
Oh, that's obnoxious. I thought it was another 'button along the bottom', but it takes up the space that should be 'right control'? Bastards. Hopefully you can rebind it to something useful, even if the keycap symbol sucks.
Mind you, I've already got caps-lock rebound as 'control' and alt-gr rebound as 'compose'. My laptop has the 'penguin' key (it's a Tuxedo laptop, no Windows key here) used for Sway. (My desktop keyboard is a Model M from before the days of Windows keys, have had to bind ctrl+alt as the 'Sway Key'.) I've already got some 'useless keys' that I could rebind to other things - looking at you, print screen - but one you could press with your thumb while chording would always be nice.
Those ZBooks look like fine laptops. If you installed Arch on them, obviously ;-)
The penguin key or windows key is called the super key, should you ever come across that term
I wish, I could get behind some hopeful conspiracy theories. "Things aren't bad because people are greedy asshats, they just want you to see there's a better way and look for alternatives" "The world order has been taken over by compassionate everymen, they just have to do bad things to keep up appearances"
I wheezed at false-flag lmao
Microslop
Microsoft wants you to work the street.
Unless you do Excel, then they want you to work the sheets.
MS every single day: ooohooh! We got some great news, you’re gonna love this!!
Actual people: lemme gues it’s more AI bs?
Ms: more AI bs!
So to be clear Microsoft 365 Copilot now includes Copilot? Well shit I was worried Copilot wouldn't include Copilot, I was just about to ask Copilot if it was in Copilot.
This is the most idiotic rename ever. Are they high in Microslop?
Microslop, indeed
Last year they announced a price increase to the 365 subscription along with adding copilot features.
It turned out that they had actually kept the non-copilot version at the original price as a hidden "legacy" subscription.
So they were just tricking people into paying for the copilot upgrade.
https://youtu.be/eYVPThx7yss
-sigh- time to start getting accustomed to libre office.
MicroSlop 365 CoPileofShit, more like it
Office365 to Microsoft 365 to Windows 365 (that's something else now) to Copilot 365 and now Microsoft 365 Copilot App.
Honestly, I'm surprised 365 has remained static all this time. A little impressed, even.
Lol. Please everyone contribute to the change you want to see. If you're not sharing spreadsheets and slide decks in a team, then for personal use you should be good with Collabora (LibreOffice based). It's great. Write your novel and short stories in Collabora
https://www.collaboraonline.com/collabora-office/
https://www.libreoffice.org/download/download-libreoffice/
Installing Collabra Office on a Windows PC requires the use of the Microsoft Store. Ick.
Nowadays a Windows PC forces you to use a Microsoft account anyway.
The Onion?
One could only wish; as fucked up as it sounds, it’s real.
Microslop has outdone itself beyond measure.
it's real. Look at office.com
It's been that way for a year now.
That is a screenshot of the linked page.
IIRC this happened in January of 2025. The rebrand obviously failed because I don't know a single person who calls it anything other than "Office" or "Microsoft Office".
I'm calling all of it microslop. So there's that.
I love you, because they specifically tried to tell lus to stop callibg it slop
You're a hero, man / woman (idk what kinda gender chaogomu is supposed to suggest - eldrich entity?)
A pic from a Fb post...
I don't know a single person who calls Word or Excel "Microsoft Office" lol
Microslop 365 Copislop
OnlyOffice and LibreOffice are still called OnlyOffice and LibreOffice.
I mean LibreOffice recently changed his name from LibreOffice community to LibreOffice
Stupidest brand mishandling ever, this is incredibly shortsighted
HBO execs are letting out a sigh of relief.
God damn I love The Onion
...oh wait
When you ask the copilot to do a 365...
In reality the copilot is not their ai, it is the user!! They drain every single click, data, keyboard input, every mouse mouvements for a while now. The strategy is to train an ai to replace the worker. The copilot is you.
Big brain 🧠🎆
So all of the Microsoft 365 users become instantly AI users? Microsoft gonna report after months that AI users surged the first months of 2026, stocks gonna go up, shareholders happy.
I really like libreoffice honestly. In my job I have to use docs but I find myself copying from libre office most of the time. Prior to that, I used to create all my visuals with office and do my graphs in excel. So I’ve tried a few different ways to do things. Libre reminds me of old school products and I kind of like that. Plus it does what I want with shapes. Which is nice when I need to make visuals. I still use excel though, for now.
Microslop
Gross.
How long do we reckon it'll be before it's re-branded back to "Office"?
This renaming happened for the Office app a while back, but now they've applied it to Office itself? It is April 1st already?
Yeah the online 365 office was branded with Copilot BS sometime last summer I think. Also logging in to the online office throws you to the copilot prompt by default. Even before this the online version of office was getting so bad that it was not worth using anymore. I've been using LibreOffice for 3+ years now, but every now and then I gave to access a sheet it something with a different PC and still run into this office garbage.
On my phone trying to log jnto office.com would give me a splash page to install the copilot app with no option to just use Outlook. Found out if you go directly to the app subdomain (outlook.office365.com) you could log in normally through the browser. Computer didn't prompt for the copilot app of course, just the phone.
Wonder if that option will go away now. If so, I won't be checking for scheduled meetings on my phone anymore.
It's like when they renamed their Remote Desktop app to "The Windows App". Like wtf?
I think it's time to make a serious push into getting people to boycott Microsoft along with OpenAI. Windows 11 is now a bloated surveillance operating system and Office 365 raised their prices to pay for an AI feature based on OpenAI's LLMs. OpenAI donated $25 million to Trump.
They are trying so fucking hard, it’s so sad. Especially when everyone saw that report of them slashing AI related metrics because nobody is fucking using it.
I can’t wait to build my new PC and install Linux. Cannot wait.
Excel --> Copilot Calculate (356) App
Word --> Copilot 365 Live Notepad
Outlook --> Team 365 Share Copilot App
PowerPoint --> Visual Copilot App Live
Visio --> untouched
Right after I learn about how much of a failure Copilot has been, and they do this. I'm not surprised, but man.
I cancelled my subscription when they made the copilot plan the default and switched me to it without asking. I'm now selfhosting nextcloud and using libreoffice.
Wasn't there a report a week or two back saying that they cut their internal sales targets by 50% because no one was using copilot? They must be desperate to abandon decades of branding they have built up.
They are desperate. I literally had a sales person reach out to ask how she could help us use copilot more because they can see literally nobody is using it despite a limited amount of usage is included in our M365 business standard licences. This after me already making a ticket to stop the behaviour of the home page automatically loading the copilot page instead of the classic home page with the overview I want to land on.
Will they rename Windows (Winslop) to "CopilotOS"? If yes, I'll nuke Windows 10 (!) from my SSD, then replace it with Manjaro or some similar simplified Arch derivative, as my main OS.
Glad to see some manager making 6 figures "did something".
Bring back the Zune, you fuckers. At least that had cool design language.
Cockpilot
What's next? Windows renamed to Windows Copilot?
Hey there, laptop, looks like you’re going to be a linux machine now.
I can make LibreOffice Writer look like word 2007 🤗
I still have office '97 visio. Corporate license.
They can't remove my physical media and they can't force updates
I actually prefer the ribbon layout. But I actually only really started using Word when this was the interface
How can one learn such power?
You'll thank me later ;)
https://help.libreoffice.org/latest/en-GB/text/shared/01/notebook_bar.html
In order to see the "View - User Interface", I had to go to View -> View -> select Menubar
Side note: for capturing screenshots I can recommend Spectacle, works at least as good as snipping tool in Windows and with the same shortcut as snipping tool.
btw spectacle is the default in kde
Hey thanks! I will remember this once my current version becomes unusable and I'm finally forced to switch to Linux lol
No. I shall thank you now.
Using any bloatsoft product is a joke at this point, unless your job or school forces you to do so
Microsoft: We can't find anyone who likes Copilot.
Also Microsoft: Let's rebrand our only well-received products as Copilot.
https://www.extremetech.com/computing/microsoft-scales-back-ai-goals-because-almost-nobody-is-using-copilot
what the fuck...
so AI psychosis goes both ways it seems
You can call it trash can, garbage bin, wheely bin,dumpster, it's all the same, putting lipstick on a pig, it will still be a pig
The pig is a drag queen at this point.
Slay
Copile of shit
Boy, that company should probably fire the CEO, what with him forcing it to commit suicide.
Microsoft has like 15 words they just keep rearranging for all their products, kinda like what taco bell did for "mexican" food.
For those required to use Ai in their job would this count then?
I prefer LibreOffice - if you're still using Windows 10 with Linux, switch to LibreOffice!
They really have a massive talent. It's not easy to have such a consistent record in choosing stupid and confusing names, rebranding stuff with no reason.
This is The Onion, right?
I can't find any mention, but it's so ridiculous it's gotta be...
It’s real. Very real.
That is a screenshot of the linked page.
It's been that way for a year now.
Between this and what they've done to Windows they're proving daily that you can shit exactly where you eat when you're a tech monopoly.
The sad part is that i still tried to first rationalize this and was about to check if office.com really belongs to microsoft...
Anyway, i jumped ship for good last year. Its probably really time to delete that windows 10 partition i used a whole 2 hours the last 6 months.
Hahaha… good joke, but people already did it.
…it's a joke, right?
Satire is dead
Ew
Ew indeed.
AI doesn't have much to like on its face, but the terrible sonsabitches trying to ram it forcibly down everybody's throats - chief of which Microsoft, followed closely by OpenAI - are really doing their damnedest to make it properly hateworthy.
Microsoft makes me hate AI the same way Trump makes me hate red baseball caps: they're not really that terrible in and of themselves, it's who wears them.
Lol, give these people a real fucking job.
Slopilot
Quit trying to make it happen
This is satire right
You cannot make this shit up.
Mircoslop 365 Slopilot Slopp
I cant wait until they integrate Flight simulator
microslop
I have had open office installed on my computer since 2008. While back then word wasn't complete shit I was still using it for many years. But now there is nothing Libre office has that word doesn't so fuck MS office.
Don't confuse it with Microsoft 365 or Microsoft Copilot app ! 😂
Microslop shit
Microslop 365 Copilot App. Has a nice ring to it.
"Jerry, could you come into my 365 copilot?" - some boss at Microsoft probably.
Fuckin hell, all I wanted was to keep my Skydrive. That's fuckin it. Nothing more.
sigh I'm gonna have to switch to some self hosted bullshit ain't I? It's gonna be back to ye old "let's save today's photos from my phone onto my machine" bullshit?
So far on my work computer I've had a policy to indiscriminately uninstall anything that says copilot. If I hadn't seen this post I may have nuked it, then spent the afternoon trying to figure out where excel went.
The Chief Sloperator striktes again
Silly consumers. Microsoft will tell you what you want, when you want it, and through sheer force of an 800 pound marketplace gorilla, they’ll continue to shlurp in 20-30 Billion dollars in pure uncut profit every three months.
Geez it’s like you guys haven’t been getting screwed by this convicted monopoly for forty straight years with absolutely no end in sight.
Slop.
What does this even mean 😂 Capitalism breakdancing over the dead body of language at this point.
Well at least they're being honest about the future of Microsoft.
It all kind of makes sense if you look at it from an investors' perspective, which is the only one that really matters to CEOs. You can do whatever you want, but unless a company is an AI company, you can't reach a stratospheric PE ratio and your stock stays "low." You convince investors that you are an AI-first company, and your stock can break free of its shackles and reach its full potential!
All for the relatively cheap price of slapping two letters on everything, AI.
Barf
And not the good version from Spaceballs.
“Not in here, this is a Mercedes!”
Honestly the hardest part of “productivity” is keeping up with the product names. 😅 I just hope the rename doesn’t break links/docs and that licensing/features stay crystal clear for users.
I haven't used any of that for decades. None of it is necessary ever.
It jus clicked for me why they call it copilot. Hated it since it was announced and even more now. Everybody should be flying solo
Too funny. My last boss hated how much I bitched and complained about Microslop. Now I'm certain he's bitching. Glad I dumped M$, what a shit company with shit products.
Haha, gross.
Yeah that happened about six months ago, rolls off the tongue doesn't it
Trying to figure what exactly is going on, cuz there are older posts about it, but only the web version? Is it just that the local app has been updated?
Oh hey, this reminds me, I really need to cancel that before it renews
Didn't this happen like., a few years ago?
Wow, it's not a joke
I feel there's some marketing conspiracy with the "office" term. It looks like they have been planning to make it disappear because it is uncool for some new marketing genius or it reduces the target markets, I guess. So they first attached a new term, 365, as a transition, and now they dropped the office while keeping the 365 so recent users can still make the link.
The AI bubble was maybe just a convenient excuse to advance the plan.
Plus, since post-covid, return to office is very unpopular, how convenient!
The plot thickens.
If true, then it is beyond dumb. When I need to do office related work, ie typing a document or using spreadsheets, the most relevant term would be office. Not a term that is a reference to flying a plane.
Of course I don’t use microsoft for anything, but it is wild to watch that company completely forget what it is that they do.
Surely they wanted to name it Microsoft 365 Copilot Slop, but the CEO was against that.
the word "app" in Microsoft 365 Copilot app isn't capitalized. I'm not sure if it is actually technically correct, but i think mentioning that it's an app is awkward anyway. (it only faintly gets across that it's like, a program with slightly better access to files,
the OSwindows, and the computers resources than a web thing, but i thought everything is enthusiastically in the cloud?) also, according to me, not capitalizing the product name fails to (superficially) communicate being professional ("Microsoft Access 365 Professional™®") by capitalizing itThey probably didn't capitalize "app" so as to avoid confusion with Windows App. Which is what they've renamed Remote Desktop to.
You can't reach these decisions on normal people cocaine. You need the special executive cocaine for this shit.
I am so waiting for Ed Zitron's next newsletter/podcast.
MS is bad at naming their products and versions? Since when?
/s of course
MS CoPilot One 365 coming soon!
Cool. Still don't need office so... Whatever.
Everyone already using it is just going to roll their eyes, maybe hate-tweet about it, and move on. CEOs, middle managers, and sales people are salivating open-mouthedly.
fake news. only the crap 365 suite was renamed, that only idiots pay for.
I left Windows after Windows 8, haven't touched Windows of my own free will since then.
Microsoft executives have never used a copilot or any 365 tools and it shows.
Office was renamed to 365 literal years ago
it’s been renamed in January 2025. This is not a new change.
https://web.archive.org/web/20250119223414/https://www.office.com/
It's so hilarious to see people's reaction to something that happened two years ago.
Only nobody noticed because nobody uses that app, I guess.
Stop panicking, people. It's silly.