Newly released Epstein file links Trump to murdered newborn baby dumped in Lake Michigan
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If anyone else was linked or even hinted at being linked to something like this, they'd be in prison before you could say howdy there.
And if it was a dem, republicans wouldn't stop crying about that for years.
We're still hearing about hunter bidens laptop. I'm surprised they finally shut up about Obamas tan suit.
STARBUCKS WHILE SALUTING AND MARINE HOLDING THE UMBRELLA!
But baby murder and raping 13-yo is fine if it's Trump. Ffs
Tan suit.
He put his feet on the desk.
He likes Dijon mustard.
And now I’m making a sandwich JUST for the Dijon mustard.
There's (grey) POUPON everything!
And he likes arugula!
Buttery males too.
Well yeah obviously; don't you know that as long as it's a REPUBLICAN who is raping pregnant children and murdering newborn infants, that's what makes it okay?
APPARENTLY??? SOMEHOW?????
Decades.
They'd break their fingers clutching their pearls.
I mean, neither would I. They’d be pretty justified in that scenario.
And instead we’re all going to forget about this in a week because tons more fucked up shit he did will have distracted us.
Called it lmao
The man who demonizes innocent trans peoples as a threat to society is literally a child murderer.
And pedophile sex trafficker and serial rapist.
That's not true. You need credible evidence that something illegal happened. An uncorroborated report almost 40 years after the incident, made just weeks before the 2020 election is not credible or useful for prosecution.
I try to live my life so if anyone claimed i murdered babies people would react with incredulity, not guillotine images.
Nobody wants him locked up now who didn't want him locked up before this report was released.
Not true, there are dozens of people who changed their mind, dozens!
It's like each newly revealed crime against humanity can only permanently lose him a single maga influencer or high profile republican.
And I wish it weren't so, but I bet he has enough in his history to lose them all.
Unfortunately the lesson that needs to be learned, that trumpers shouldn't just move on to supporting Vance doing the same evil shit but without the rap sheet and the dementia, probably isn't going to happen.
Pro life MAGAts about to reach a whole new level of disingenuous whataboutisms
The baby was born already. They couldn't give two shits what happened to it.
Must be one of those "post birth abortions" Trump ranted about on the campaign trail.
"Every accusation is a confession." This statement gets more true by the hour.
"Every accusation is a confession"
With all the shit Q-Anon claimed in mind,
I would not be surprised at all if it turned out the Republican party has a child rape dungeon under a pizza parlor somewhere.
Republicans only care about the pre-born*. Pre-school kids can get fucked.
*They don’t really care about the pre-born.
And some take that literally.
Inshallah, the will of God!
Where's the pizzagate folks when you need them?
One I know is basically saying it's pointless. That neither side will be happy with the results and tries to say he cares about "all the other stuff going wrong". One example he's currently focusing on... the 2020 election. Apparently the Fulton County issue that just popped up recently is proof the entire election was rigged.
Well let's see if we can motivate this guy into getting back into to pizzagate. He's right that neither side will be happy - and that's cause there are gross people in power from the full political spectrum and across many kinds of busineses. But this may be an issue where politics should be fully set aside.
It would be easier to count who didn’t.
I'm actually pretty surprised by the baby murder
Not expecting it but not surprised. The man only considers the value of a person's life in what they can do for them.
im not surprised by anything at this point. he is an evil piece of shit. We've only seen the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the awful shit he's probably done.
Why would you be surprised about anything from these Psychopaths? I wouldn't have been surprised if they got rid of the evidence by eating the baby.
Everything he accuses others of doing he has done. So all the "post-birth abortion" strawmen had to come from somewhere...there it is.
I mean, most of us
This is going to be so high, that the payout will be almost nothing.
Republicans have a Pedophilia problem
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican South Carolina Rep. RJ May of Lexington was charged in July 2025 with ten counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He faces 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.
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Saving this for the Republican-infested dinner table later today, thanks
Best of luck.
4 days of this hell. Don't know if I'll make it
‘Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers’ is somewhat more comprehensive.
Wow, the list just kept going. And going. Is it safe to say if you're a Republican you're a baddie?
Wait until you see this list.
Republican (pedophile) 🤝 Religious (pedophile)
Pedocon theory (search results from noai.duckduckgo.com: The Republican Party and Conservative controlled media are two components of a nation-wide child sex trafficking ring.
Does anyone remember when it was just Trump blowing Bill Clinton and/or a horse? Those were the days.
This show stopped making sense years ago. Too many hack writers, too many crazy ideas.
We had the sense not to pick up the second season but for some idiotic reason we were sold the third.
Every day I wonder what the US would look like now if Trump was leaving the WH in 2025
I wonder how it would look if he'd never gotten into it in the first place. He was always a joke but I remember when the joke was funny. (Although we would have been horrified if we knew what he'd been doing.)
I want to know what would have happened if he was assassinated right before the national convention
My assumption would be President JD Vance. I think he'd barely just chosen him at the time?
He hadn't announced any choice yet
Sure, but now there is actual evidence of things
The plot armor is insane too
I'm going to follow MAGAs lead, and choose to believe it ALL, and demand nothing less than DEATH in return.
Half this fucking country believes raping children and murdering newborn babies is okay as long as a republican is doing it.
There is no justice.
They made sure of that.
All there can ever even POSSIBLY be now is vengeance.
All it will take is the right people in the right places doing the right thing just ONCE for each of them.
But I know better than to hope.
They don't believe the witnesses or the "liberal media", and we've all heard "innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" since we were tykes.
But let's say you're right: less than 30% of voters are R (or D), so less than a third are pro rape and pro murder. NOT TOO SHABBY, see there's always a silver lining.
Honestly, kudos to whoever selected the headline image for this article…
Those are bill clintons balls in there.
And Haitians are eating the babies!
And eating the dogs!!!! And eating the cats!!!!
They eatin errbody up in heeya
Wait so if every accusation is an admission of guilt... Wouldn't that mean that republicans are eating babies?
Yeah but what about that time when Obama wore a tan suit?
And wasn’t there a major commotion about mustard at one point?
Djion-gate! Fancy president isn't a man of the people!
Aaaand Americans do absolutely nothing about this obscenity.
IKR. They spend their existence lecturing the rest of the world about 'muh democracy' and 'muh constitution' but when push comes to shove they won't do shit to the tyrants in charge.
Because Lemmy allows user flair, I now have this guy tagged as "R U Canadian"
You know the us is a democracy with more peasants and homeless people than billionares, right?
"democracy"
"Flawed Democracy"
except the ones that try to do something about it get locked up and tried for a death penalty even though the evidence is mostly fabricated.
Luigi.
Literally all of the people who do that are the ones supporting Trump
Join your military so you can go crush the regime? That's how the world solves its dictator problems. Other countries agree to come kill a lot of them and cripple their ability to express power. Then your country can power broker after the war, advance all their interests, start a culture of exceptionalism to compensate for their looted wealth. Then later on will find out your country started importing Americans as they sold company/state secrets left and right for their own safe passage. .ow they're slowly starting groups that spread hyper-capitalist ideology through out your police departments and draw in the heads of industry in your country. They advance their power by demonizing your most vulnerable groups and steadily gain a diseased momentum in your politics. No matter how much you point it out to others... no one understands you. They've slowly deamonized critical thinking and history lessons start to leave out more and more context so you can't actually talk to other members of your country about what's happening because their literal ability to interpret and evaluate what is happening has been specifically crippled. Now you're intellectually alone, in physical danger from persecution, and none of it was your fault because you genuinely tried to highlight the downfall around you and push movements to change the pattern.
Then when you go online you realize pathetically sad people exist everywhere...and they're all prepared to watch your country burn while high fiving each other for "Not being you".
There are two types of Americans:
"I didn't vote for this pedophile, so it's not my problem to deal with. I'm already doing a lot by making all these posts slamming the government"
And
"I didn't know he might be a rapist, that's probably just the extreme left witch hunt. And I still believe he will make America great again."
Hmm, this really pushes the timeline of the Trump-Epstein friendship back some years. In this 2002 New York Magazine interview, he says that he's known Epstein for 15 years (circa. 1987). But this murder happened in 1984, how long had they actually known each other?
This happened before he met Ghislaine and well before all documented abuse victims.
Nothing seems credible. They waited almost 40 years, right before the 2020 election, to say something. And take no efforts to gather corroborating evidence.
This should never be a convincing factor for you. Indeed, this is NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOUR. I think that people who make a big deal about it are perfectly aware of that, too.
Ehh, we don't know because where is that 20 minute conversation she had with a detective documented? Also, if the intention was to harm Trump's image or whatnot, wouldn't a media circus be where to go with the story?
And raped the mom who was also 13 and pregnant. WTF!!!! Get him! Knowing all this they let him be president????? Who? Get them too! WTF! Its Christian Eve! Let us be alone for at Least a day! I don't want to know more and just sit here and pretend that my vote is of any consequence. I want the electoral college gone, the whole bunch of rats out and justice for everyone hurt. Dang. I don't know what even to do. I gotta work all day every day and he gets to do all that and be president and pester other nations in our name! WTF! Get him out!
Yeah because it's a systemic issue. It's not just a few bad apples, it's the entire way we let people have power and authority over other people. It's about how we fetishize and idealize youth, and how we use patriarchy and violence to control people. We will just keep seeing this happen, again and again and again and again, until we either accept that humans should all be equal and free with no power over eachother, or until we go extinct.
So much this. History is full of this heinous shit. Who were we to think humanity had changed?
It seems the Q folks were right about the "satanic levels of evil", except it was their people doing it.
Every accusation really is an admission of guilt with these people. They're that uncreative and boring, all they can do state what's happening and blame it on their perceived enemies.
“Who hasn’t murdered a baby, folks?… I was there for JonBenet’s last breath… the 1991 Austin yogurt-shop murders — they made a great sorbet, I might add… all of the best American kid killings of the last 40 years, really…”
While I'm not a fan of the president, I am interested in the veracity of the claim, or the supposed investigation that cleared him of suspicion. I wouldn't be shocked if he did do it, but want to have more supporting facts.
It doesn't really seem like the kind of thing he would be around for. He has others do the dirty work, and thinks it's below him to just be around people he isn't presently takening advantage of (as in, unless he was doing her at the time, why would he be there). Doesn't mean there wasn't some strange combination of events that caused him to be there, and I can't see him caring one way or another about the baby, so he would totally be aware of it and not care.
Here's probably what happened, because it fits Trump and is incredibly dark:
He had sex with a pregnant 13 yo that was being sex trafficked - he accidentally shock induced birth through rough sex (which is actually common) - and then expected another person to handle it (which was her "uncle" + Epstein).
Sounds plausible and very likely given that Epstein was into enabling these horrors to gain influence over these people. He'd likely be complicit in the worst crimes imaginable if it meant gaining an advantage over his clientele.
Sure maybe, but he wouldn't have stuck around to literally witness the killing and disposal, which I think is the claim. And also, he has been pretty blatant about how he likes fit and thin women. I'm not seeing him wanting to rape a pregnant girl.
I generally agree with you, except the details of the event that provide a pretty valid reason he stuck around: you can't immediately leave a boat if something goes wrong.
Having sex in the middle of Lake Michigan to avoid police means not being able to leave that area if something like a birth happens. Donald stuck around because leaving would require him crossing a lake by himself. Something I doubt he's capable of, even in a boarding vehicle by himself if they had one.
And pedophilia is mostly about sexual attraction to power and influence, not youth. There are studies I'm not going to link, that you can readily find about this. So it's a least possible pregnancy may not be attractive to Donald, but 13 > pregnant, so fair game for the ghouls to ghoul.
That's why I threw in the maybe. Anything is possible. On the witness thing... I am sure it wasn't a small boat. He could just go to a room and witness nothing.
He's done little to nothing to hide from his crimes while he commits them.
There's a whole very necessary trial this nation will never ever have about hundreds of boxes of our most top secret national security information being lost then found in the bathroom of his international hotel implying their very obvious sale for profit. He did little to hide those boxes for what amounts to the biggest violation of our national security in the history of the US. He did literally nothing to return those boxes in a timely manner when he should have to avoid detection. Because crimes aren't something he's ever held responsible for, so he has no problem acting like there's no consequences to his actions. So he acts with no shame.
So I doubt he'd hide from a baby being killed on a boat. He has no shame because he knows he'll never be punished. Going to a room to witness nothing would require him to have shame or awareness when he has none for even the biggest crimes he has commited.
He still thinks the below was a "perfectly normal phone call" and not a highly illegal scheme to turn over the 2020 election.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_fake_electors_plot
If you want me to believe he would hide from the shame of such a crime as killing an infant, show me a single moment he's ever displayed such awareness to the consequences of his actions, or shame over their possible effects. I won't hold my breath, because there are none.
Look, I didn't read your whole thing, because if you think trump personally picked up a single box of those docs or even was there when they were moved, you are crazy. He probably just told someone to keep the "best" documents. But I also said that your theory is possible. I just don't find it likely.
Oops I think I dropped an image on the comment box for no reason at all
i would like to gift every stooge of this regime a stylish eighteenth century french nobility haircut, about shoulder length.
Was it his spawn with Satan?
Wow, he also kills babies!!! WTF.
Okay, maybe I'm stupid or something, but didn't the founding fathers build into this thing some sort of way to remove people like this?
Why doesn't any other authority, by the power vested in them, arrest the guy? He was in the plane with Epstein many times, he was raping girls at the island and murdering babies. He also bankrupted a freaking casino! A casino! Yeah, like murdering a baby doesn't sound worse than bankruptcy of a casino. Why?
Anyone else would be in jail so deep up some dark hole already. But not the orange Teflon lard pile. We can't even complain about it or publish work showing the evils he's done without some sort of danger of disappearance.
We voted! Do something about it Republicans!
The Founding Fathers were guys like this. Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings for example.
I mean chattel slavery requires rape at some point and the vast majority of the Founding Fathers were slave owners....
So in addition to, I'd say at least a dozen abortions he caused, he also participated in murdering a baby? Fucking serial baby killer.
Abortions? With all that adultery and raping, he can't have gotten away from pregnancies and STDs.
Not wanting to say you're wrong, but do you have any sources on that he caused abortions as well?
Don't take this as a defense of him, but rather a statement that there are better, more credible arguments to push. From what I can gather the entirety of the evidence "linking" is a phone call making the claim. It's not even clear the baby was real at all. If it's true, this isn't evidence enough, and is effectively a red herring and a self made straw man. Don't take the bait, use better arguments.
That was my thought too. There's plenty of stuff we can prove, let's focus on that. This one is egregious but it's better to point to the ones with more evidence, we have plenty of those to choose from.
While I agree, I kinda feel like this is a good teaser.
We've known everything in the Epstein files for years. We need to make people actually look at them, because they're shockingly graphic
So much for the party of pro-life
It's okay; he was a Democrat back then.
This is 100% true because Trump would definitely do this. I don't need to see any further evidence, thank you, lock him up.
Another take on this :Trump watched as girl’s newborn was murdered & dumped in lake, Epstein document says
Somehow, everytime something of the Epstein files comes out, it's always so much worse than we imagined.
I wonder how many bodies are buried, literally
Family values...
Incest is best
/s
Headline acts like the baby was found and is an unsolved case.
That is the part that's making me doubt here, also it was a call from August 2020? I'm going to need more here.
Make no mistake, Trump both raped and Trafficked children, he Trafficked his daughter to John Casablancas.
Saying nothing while a baby is murdered is also completely in character for Trump. But there's a lot to doubt here.
Still, investigate the claim, then proceed according.
He has no more trump cards to play. The best he can do now is bomb an African country to deflect. Wait. He what...?
Is it just an unfounded report by a single person with no evidence? I bet the fbi got a bunch of crazy shit reported.
If there’s any evidence of this being true let’s see it.
Yeah, let's ask the person to testify in court. We'll charge Trump with conspiracy to commit murder and then we'll have them testify and a jury can decide if he's guilty. Just like everyone else in this country should have to face.
That's not how it would work even for an ordinary person. This is an accusation about something rather far-fetched happening 35 years before the accusation was made, with no evidence for it except the accusation itself. It wouldn't lead to criminal charges.
you don't know when they first contacted the police or FBI. also you have no idea what evidence was collected. your acting like you know something. you don't. yet all we can see is that is was an accusation, but claiming you know when the accusation was made or what investigations have been done is pure bullshit, so kindly shove that back up your ass where you got it from.
It’s hearsay at best as-is. Compile some evidence first otherwise it would be dismissed.
It's not just hearsay when its in the context of everything we know about Epstein, Trump, and how they've been named together in previous, similar case(s).
Top legal minds of Lemmy are in this thread today.
Nah man, just not an idiot. Maybe in a vacuum this would be hearsay, but it's not in a vacuum is it
Compile in some kind of FBI file?
Gosh, we should really get on that.
THAT piece of paper is evidence.
It’s likely one of many reasons Trump is so anti-FBI in his first term, train his followers to think they can’t be trusted.
It’s not evidence of a crime. It’s a report. Someone said it, it got written down.
I’m not saying it is or it is not true.
That’s not what the Epstein files are. They’re literally any paperwork related to him, even the tips from kooks. Some reaches the level of evidence, most is cruft.
This "paperwork" suggests that TRUMP murdered a newborn and dumped it into a lake after having SEX with a CHILD.
Are YOU suggesting that we treat it as gossip or should we look a bit closer???
I’m saying an accusation can be made by anyone, and does not automatically constitute fact. Its presence in the file doesn’t mean the claim was substantiated.
This accusation was not made by "anyone". It was made by the woman who watched him murder her newborn.
Why would she say that? Money? Fame? Power? She currently HAS none of that.
To shift blame? For attention? Mental illness? We don’t know enough of the context. Was it investigated? What was the outcome? Was it deemed credible?
Credible enough to remain in the files.
The report was made a couple months before the 2020 election. Many others also made wild reports. I saw two others in the Epstein files made literally 6 days for the election.
There are plenty of reasons to make up a story.
But sure, they should go and investigate it. Starting with the woman and her uncle. Oh wait, I bet the uncle is dead. And I bet she took great effort to gather evidence... right...?
Like being targeted for harassment and possibly get murdered? This is not a typical rape accusation, it is made against someone who has been carrying out extra-judicial murders abroad.
This is classic rape apologetics. It is not the victim's job to collect evidence while they are distressed, that's the job of the investigators.
There's another report in the files where a woman did report her rape to the police and she was later found dead with her "head blown off". Under a functional justice system that would be thoroughly investigated, under our system it was quickly ruled a suicide because she took "bad cocaine".
These papers are being released because our justice system did not protect these victims. It is up to the public to ask questions and we need not presume innocence of the powerful as they failed to protect the vulnerable.
The files also contain two other reports about Trump abusing girls, made literally one week before the 2020 election. No corroborating evidence.
Not too keen on polluting the lake further, but.....
Drop him into Lake Superior. Can't pollute the lake if the body can't decompose, which they can't at the bottom of Lake Superior
Yeah, but then he's just ... Down there. Poor lake doesn't deserve that.
Down there touching our Earth too! 🤢
Only kinda.... His fat would form an impervious cocoon
The lake it is said never gives up her dead.
The fish would swim away when they see and smell the cheeseburgers seeping out.
Nice. Reeeaaal nice.
Adrenochrome?