My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.
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He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
Dustius to Dustius.
sigh Pussius
I'm Pussius!
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Protein Barius
I don't know why but this is the best one.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Yogurtius.
"Yo, Gurtius!"
Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.
Wienerius
Breakfastius
Pad Thaius
dickus
Bickus or Regularus?
bbcius
Fudgsicleius
Pizzaius
Cerealius
Saladus is a solid name.
Cucumber Saladus here, pleased to meet a relative.
i hope it's a caesar salad
My Reuben brother 🤝😤
Shakshukaius
Idk that’s kinda cool actually
Candy Cornius.
Sounds like my stripper name tbh.
Your momius
Taco Bellius
Calzonius
Deleted by creatorius
Baconius
Braaibroodjius.
Nou praat jy!!
Tacosius.
The bestius
Hotdogius.
Kebabius
Garbage platius
I feel like this is partially doxxing yourself as being from Rochester
I am McDoublious
Amo id!
Sounds like a shitty euphemism for fat lol
Turkeysubius
Enchiladius
The first thing I do after finishing a bowl of ice cream was to open lemmy and see this meme. Not great, but could be worse.
Relax Icecreamius, at least you aren't Sorbetius.
Oatmealius
Flammekuecheius
Trailius Mixius
Leekcakeius
Bootius Maximus
GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS
Chinese foodius
Churroius
Nutius. Very nutius.
Eggplantius
Icecreamius
Disco friesius
Zapiekanksius, wth
Oh you're winning this.
This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.
Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..
Like Copernicus.
No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.
Deviledius eggius
Jizzius
Biscoffius
Gummy Bearius
falaffeldürümius
Doritius
raclettius, nice.
Gnocchius
Tortillius
Cepelius
Cakeius
Brisketius
Fudgeious
I think you mean "deleted by creatorius"
My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.
Beef-cheek Raguius
Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.
We might be related I'm Fried Eggius
Ants-on-a-loggius
Gözlemeius
Burgerandchipsius
Beanius
Baconius
Then had to change my name to Tumsius
Fishius
Yorkius Peppermintius Pattius
Chicken lentil stewius
Breakfast Burritoius
All hail Goldfishius!
Samgyeopsalius.
Mozzarellius
Chocolatius maximus
Gyozaius.
I like it!
Lasagnius
Sauceius
Burritoius
Chickenius
Eggsius
Skyrius
Actually that sounds pretty badass.
Cinnamon Toastius
Knishius
Pizzaius
Doritius
Birria Ramenius is an oddly convincing latin name
I totally read this as it scrolled and thought you wrote "Brianna Ramosius"
Chiliius
Salve, amice!
Cheese Toastius
Appleius (+ donut and orange, but the apple was the final thing) from last night... as a pseudo dinner
If I actually would eat today it would've been Empanadius, but I'm still in bed...
Pizzaius
Pizzius. I like it.
ramenpluschickenius
Cheese Curdius
Cornflakesandmilkius
Sweetpotato Hashius 💪
Applause
Macncheesius
Pancakeius
Pasta alla normaius. Surprised that I now like eggplant.
Paneerius.
Drunken Noodlius
Cheese-itzius
Spaghettius
Mmm I sound delicious
Choripanizius
Cheeseius
Crumblius leguminus
Donutius
Chickenius Burgerius
Pizzadius
Patatius! Aka Batiatus.
Baguetteus sounds more greek tho :(
Breadius
Pastrius.
Eggius Benedictus
Nuttius Raisinius, but hey, at least they appreciated the petit format back then!
Chalupaius
Plumius.
Parfaitius
Hello, I'm Tamarindious of the north of Seattle region. Seattle being the general location of Washington state lol.
RiceAndPorkius
Un-Named-Tomato-Y-Thing-With-Mince-Pasta-And-Pesto-ius
Lambbeefgrainbowlius
Tofuius
Mintedlambchopius it is then.
Cheeriosius.
Kabanossius Cerevisia Dulcius
Sushius
Chickenius.
Nuggetius Maximus
"Chickenius" (pollus?) Is the new "John"
Gluten-free Croissantius
Jumbo Pretzeldogius
Oatsius
Kinchius
Parathaius
Apple Jacksius!
Sunflower Kernelius
I'm so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?
If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?
Tavukpilavius
Enchiladius de molius!
Greekus Yogurtius... Yes... Very roman
Indianfoodius
Weedius
Tomato soupius
Pretzelius
Chicabonius
Sconius. Ain’t bad
Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.
peppericus
Ultimate Omelettius
Apple Pieius
fruitsaladius
Friesius