My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.
He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
Dustius to Dustius.
sigh Pussius
I'm Pussius!
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Protein Barius
I don't know why but this is the best one.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Yogurtius.
"Yo, Gurtius!"
Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.
Wienerius
Breakfastius
Fudgsicleius
dickus
Bickus or Regularus?
bbcius
Pizzaius
Pad Thaius
Cerealius
Candy Cornius.
Sounds like my stripper name tbh.
Saladus is a solid name.
i hope it's a caesar salad
Cucumber Saladus here, pleased to meet a relative.
Shakshukaius
Idk that’s kinda cool actually
My Reuben brother 🤝😤
Taco Bellius
Baconius
Braaibroodjius.
Nou praat jy!!
Calzonius
Your momius
Deleted by creatorius
Garbage platius
I feel like this is partially doxxing yourself as being from Rochester
Enchiladius
I am McDoublious
Amo id!
Sounds like a shitty euphemism for fat lol
Hotdogius.
The first thing I do after finishing a bowl of ice cream was to open lemmy and see this meme. Not great, but could be worse.
Relax Icecreamius, at least you aren't Sorbetius.
Tacosius.
The bestius
Turkeysubius
Kebabius
Churroius
Icecreamius
Oatmealius
Leekcakeius
Jizzius
Disco friesius
This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.
Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..
Like Copernicus.
No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.
Deviledius eggius
Flammekuecheius
Bootius Maximus
Zapiekanksius, wth
Oh you're winning this.
Biscoffius
Chinese foodius
Eggplantius
Nutius. Very nutius.
Trailius Mixius
GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS
Beef-cheek Raguius
Pizzaius
Tortillius
Cakeius
Baconius
Then had to change my name to Tumsius
Gyozaius.
I like it!
Burritoius
Cheese Toastius
Doritius
Cepelius
I think you mean "deleted by creatorius"
My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.
Gözlemeius
Fishius
Chicken lentil stewius
Skyrius
Actually that sounds pretty badass.
Breakfast Burritoius
All hail Goldfishius!
Samgyeopsalius.
Chocolatius maximus
Lasagnius
Sauceius
Chickenius
Eggsius
Cinnamon Toastius
Knishius
Doritius
Birria Ramenius is an oddly convincing latin name
I totally read this as it scrolled and thought you wrote "Brianna Ramosius"
Chiliius
Salve, amice!
Appleius (+ donut and orange, but the apple was the final thing) from last night... as a pseudo dinner
If I actually would eat today it would've been Empanadius, but I'm still in bed...
Gummy Bearius
Pizzaius
falaffeldürümius
Gnocchius
Brisketius
Chipsius
Fudgeious
Ants-on-a-loggius
Burgerandchipsius
Beanius
Yorkius Peppermintius Pattius
Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.
We might be related I'm Fried Eggius
raclettius, nice.
Mozzarellius
Chicabonius
Eggius Benedictus
Nuttius Raisinius, but hey, at least they appreciated the petit format back then!
ramenpluschickenius
Chalupaius
Spaghettius
Mmm I sound delicious
Pizzius. I like it.
Pastrius.
Pretzelius
Choripanizius
Sconius. Ain’t bad
Cheese-itzius
Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.
Plumius.
Parfaitius
Hello, I'm Tamarindious of the north of Seattle region. Seattle being the general location of Washington state lol.
RiceAndPorkius
Drunken Noodlius
Un-Named-Tomato-Y-Thing-With-Mince-Pasta-And-Pesto-ius
Lambbeefgrainbowlius
Pasta alla normaius. Surprised that I now like eggplant.
peppericus
Pancakeius
Ultimate Omelettius
Tofuius
Apple Pieius
Macncheesius
Applause
Mintedlambchopius it is then.
Sweetpotato Hashius 💪
Cheeriosius.
Kabanossius Cerevisia Dulcius
Paneerius.
Sushius
Chickenius.
Nuggetius Maximus
"Chickenius" (pollus?) Is the new "John"
Cornflakesandmilkius
fruitsaladius
Gluten-free Croissantius
Jumbo Pretzeldogius
Oatsius
Kinchius
Parathaius
Enchiladius de molius!
Weedius
Apple Jacksius!
Sunflower Kernelius
Oreoius
Greekus Yogurtius... Yes... Very roman
Cheese Curdius
I'm so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?
If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?
Tavukpilavius
Chickenius Burgerius
Donutius
Pizzadius
Patatius! Aka Batiatus.
Baguetteus sounds more greek tho :(
Indianfoodius
Breadius
Crumblius leguminus
Cheeseius
Tomato soupius
Friesius