And a Boston globe article that had a paywall and the title wasnt as fun:
https://archive.li/Bh47J

By the way this is what happens when you listen to David Bowie in the shower.

Points for creativity but losing some for the beliefs being batshit insane.

And so you understand that this is 100% legit... Here is their apology after they branded their potential slaves.

Cause, woah, suddenly I'm rushin.

I mean I figure it has to at least be a little GreenWet.

And here is the no paywall link:
https://unwall.app/www.axios.com/2026/06/29/colorado-degette-melat-kiros-democrats-election

Paywall free link https://unwall.app/www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/us/politics/moderate-democrats-capitalist-socialism.html

We are like 2 months from them saying they are fully in line with republicans and would rather lose than admit they are unpopular.

Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

Does it take up space in your memory? Good pay me for it being there.

But also dont expect me to build anything new or fix the issues. If you are luck they might come in and give it a fresh coat of all bland colored paint.

I laughed so hard when I read this I exited my body.

I can't believe this is a new headline again now after he signed the surrender treaty.