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piefed.blahaj.zone

Mostly because they used to rule the world, but everything they touched wasn't gold, it was all yellow

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ell1ereply
leminal.space

This is the most epic comment I've read on lemmy so far 😩👌

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I'm here to confirm your setup was essential to provide the secondary setup for the epic punchline.

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lemmy.world

Hate is probably a strong word, but I don't really care for their music. There's nothing technically wrong with it, they're competent musicians, but it all feels boring and generic to me. It's bland and inoffensive, like it was written to play over a grocery store PA at a barely liminal volume for a middle-aged housewife to absent-mindedly hum along with as she compares laundry soap.

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sh.itjust.works

There's nothing more boring and generic than Maroon5. At leastI can remember some songs by Colplay. Maroon5 is just all a generic mash

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This. Love. Is. Taking it's toll 🤮

Afaik that's the only song they've ever performed.

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lemmy.world

coldplay broke up my family after my dad was caught cheating with one of his subordinates.

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jonathanreply
piefed.social

I think you're sort of right. It's not simply because they're popular, it's because the popularity means they get inescapable radio play. Over time you resent it more and more.

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I don't know if he went worldwide or if he's just a British thing, but Lewis Capaldi is the worst offender for this in my mind. There was about 3 months where Somebody You Loved wasn't being played by at least 2 stations at a time. 2 or 3 times an hour, every hour, every station, every day.

It was a great song the first 5 times. The next 5000 not so much.

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anything that is very popular is by definition bad

More like, it's the lowest common denominator type stuff. In other words, average at best.

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lemmy.world

Generally it is a reaction to having the popular stuff forced into their spaces. Pop music like Coldplay makes its way into movies, shows, and store music so it is always there to cause annoyance.

Like I hate Jared fucking Leto because he keeps getting into movies I would otherwise want to enjoy. If he was only in movies I don't want to watch then I wouldn't think of him at all, like the other actors and actresses that don't ever think about.

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Willyreply
sh.itjust.works

I’m old. Imagine if old bands got that stigma. Omg did emo culture do it?

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MurrayLreply
lemmy.world

Old enough to remember the massive backlash against disco? Same thing, different era.

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Willyreply
sh.itjust.works

I’m just a little too young for that. Mid 40s lol. Probably the last time it will be seen as radio doesn’t matter much. Speaking of which, maybe it was “iloveradio” bullshit that made it overplayed. I’m not even in a small area and I miss my local radio stations.

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MurrayLreply
lemmy.world

In that case you might remember people having similar reactions to Hootie & the Blowfish or Nickelback.

They’re all very popular, with big-selling albums, but very ‘safe’, overproduced, bland perhaps. That combined with overexposure creates a backlash and it becomes cool to hate them.

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iHeartRadio is a cancer. They're just consolidating everything like Ticketmaster did with venues.

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There were definitely backlashes to big popular artists of prior decades, like Elvis and the Beatles. Partly it was couched in that "They're corrupting the youth" conservatism, but also anything that's popular with tween and teen girls tends to catch a lot of flack regardless of whether or not it's deserved. Think Twilight or One Direction. I don't care for either, but they both became out-sized hate figures for weird adult men. There was no shortage of enraged nerd hot takes when that sparkly vampire guy was cast as Batman.

I think Coldplay is kind of on the same page. Which is obviously faint praise, but they have a sort of inoffensively palatable sound which is both the reason they're so successful and the thing people dislike about them. But it's probably not worth getting angry about.

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lemmy.world

They are so completely soft and bland. They are the unflavored yogurt of music.

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Unflavoured, unsweetened, full fat yoghurt is the only yoghurt. You're thinking of sweet, vanilla low-fat yoghurt.

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And they were really popular so it was like eating unflavored yogurt all the time.

Some people like that, which is why they were popular. The rest of us suffered.

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hey I dig plain yogurt, however I cannot think of a single Coldplay song.

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Hate is too strong a word I think - I nothing them - but they produce the sort of soulless indie/pop ballad that you know will end up in the soundtrack of Hollywood paint-by-numbers romcom that would've gone straight to DVD a decade or so ago. The unending radio play rotation would force the song (and we could be talking about any and all Coldplay songs here) into your brain and then five years later you'd find yourself humming it as you suddenly realised a longe bar version of it is playing in the lift (elevator USians) you're in.

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They're popular because they're broadly appealing and inoffensive, so for people who are passionate about music they're likely comparatively boring, whereas people who don't really care about music aren't going to go out of their way to support or defend them.

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I like their older stuff. „Clocks“, „Trouble“, „yellow“ or „The scientist“ are fucking awesome.

After that I listened to them less and less.

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I don't "hate" Coldplay, I nothing them. I don't care for their sound at all, but am routinely forced to listen to it in stores. I resent being forced to listen to music, but don't hate the bands themselves.

The stores who play ten songs on a loop can go fuck themselves, however.

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lemmy.world

Because they once said they were taking a hiatus from music until they wrote the best album ever written. Then, had the audacity to release an album.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Because they're a poor man's Radiohead....

Their first two albums are alright though.

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AlexLostreply
lemmy.world

If you like mid Radiohead, how about Radiohead+ (Muse)

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Yeah see, I put them in the same category as Coldplay. Possibly even more annoying imo

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I don't hate them, but we have a joke, "is that... Coldplay?" when we hear an unfamiliar song, because their music is sort of unremarkable.

I don't think they are alone in that, it's just funny they got so famous with it. I've heard them in interviews and they sound like delightful people. Funny and self-aware.

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quokk.au

They're boring, he's a bit of a twat, they've been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won't stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

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Thanks. I don’t hate Coldplay though. I don’t follow people enough to know if they’re a twat. It’s just music for me.

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lemmy.world

The same reason everyone shits on Arby's. Because everyone else does, which just makes it funny to everyone but the actual fans.

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lemmy.world

Roast beef and cheddar is the shit. That red Arby's sauce... Mmmm. Fuck the onion bun though

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You, my friend, are a man of fine taste. I always ask for an extra side of red ranch to dunk that sammich in. However, the Arby-Q has always been their best. I found a local sandwich shop that has a BBQ beef sandwich that's an scale version and its amazing!

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lemmy.world

Their first album The State is pretty damn good. And they have some decent singles after that.

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Jarixreply
lemmy.world

Curb is their first album, their first EP was Hesher

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The State was their first album released on Roadrunner Records and might have been the first internationally released album, could be why you thought that. No worries

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The amount of radio play they got, for me. I was a fan of How You Remind Me when it came out, and they do have a handful of listenable songs, but the sheer amount of repetition changed things from "they're ok" to "omg not again, fuck these guys".

I feel similar, but to a lesser degree, about Coldplay.

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sopuli.xyz

I have a space in my heart for their first four albums. They're perfectly enjoyable slices of indie that somewhat stood above the landfill shit that was otherwise getting airplay (fuck you Razorlight. Fuck you Kasabian).

Its fair to say that they and I grew apart from then on, as Chris Martin became more about the celebrity than the honest music, but even then, I never had any real problem with them.

They headlined Glastonbury last year and were excellent. Made me go back and listen to some of the records I'd ignored, and found that they were still a perfectly fine band. Considerably more poppy than they were, but not cynically so, I didn't think.

But I guess Martin comes across as a little too earnest, and his marriage to Paltrow a little too right-on, so the press kept digging in to them, as is their wont. That made people think it was popular to shit on them.

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God, I hate Kasabian. Shit thick music for drunks to yell along to after the football.

I saw them back before their first album came out, supporting the Von Bondies. They were fucking dreadful. A bunch of tracksuit wearing Ian Brown wannabies.

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I just find the music boring. Like listening to ambient elevator music while you're waiting to get to your floor. It's just there in the background but no one cares about it. I'd never actually pay money to hear it live.

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I don't feel strongly about Coldplay, but I think their style is "whatever Radiohead was doing two years ago, but watered down for the masses".

Nothing wrong with that, but it does evoke a hipster vs. normie conflict.

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They, like many other bands, stopped doing what they were good at, to experiment. It's not as good.

I don't hate them, but their good albums were a long time ago.

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They are a whiny facsimile of rock but they still got played on the rock stations. They are the opportunity cost of bands.

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Many of my friends really love Coldplay, so I've heard several of their albums played at parties. Many times. But I cannot remember a single song from Coldplay and most likely wouldn't recognize them if one was playing on the radio.

And I have a decent ear for music, I can play a few instruments and can even find the right chords for a song after hearing it once or twice. But not Coldplay. There is nothing wrong with their music, but it doesn't make me feel anything. It's just so generic to my taste, I guess.

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I don't wanna talk about it but let's just say my wife won't talk to me unless it's through a divorce lawyer.

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They are the epitome of the adage that their earlier stuff was better. For me, they jumped the shark when Roman Catholic bells were ringing.

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sopuli.xyz

Same reason that some people obsessively hate pineapple on pizza. They heard it before and can't come up with an original thought of their own.

That or they are having an affair and got caught.

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lemmy.world

I really hadn't thought about Coldplay in years until I showed up to work at one of their concerts a couple years ago. I honestly couldn't name a single one of their songs except Viva La Vida, which - spoiler - is not one of their songs.

But all the people on tour with them were really friendly and competent and gave clear instructions, unlike the usual raging assholes who go on tour to do staging work. We got the job done quickly, safely, and with minimal angry screaming.

So now I like Coldplay. I still don't listen to their music, but, like, I just decided I like them.

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Wikipedia says it's written by all four members of the band. And I agree, they're super mainstream and unremarkable but Viva la Vida is perfect. The lyrics are epic, poetic, wise, sad and true. The instrumental is flawless, simple yet classy with these strings and the choir. The atmosphere is unlike any other song I've ever head and it's breathtaking even after listening for the 100th time. A true masterpiece.

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lemmy.world

it's hard to find photos that aren't cropped or color corrected. those are photos of the big screen at the venue that someone took (presumably).

I felt lazy and didn't want to screenshot from the video.

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It wasn't a real question :) I was having fun with the lyrics

"look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did get eyes get so red And what he hell is on Joey's head?"

I was also lazy and didn't look up her name so I could try to rhyme the 'head' line.

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The great thing about Coldplay is they've changed over the years, which of course pisses some off who liked one style and now expect it every time. I don't like some of their songs, but the songs I do like I enjoy. The era of Clocks and Speed of Sound and Scientist were solid. There have been a few later ones I like too, but the songs either click for you or not. That's how music should be, eclectic and not formula.

I think the last song of theirs that hit me hard was All I Can Think About is You. May not be everyone's type of song, but it felt like the Coldplay I like. And there's the sleeper The Hardest Part.

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Because after clocks/scientist they just sold out to mainstream garbage styled to the masses and the money and not the music.

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I don't, but if it is being served in a playlist or anything, I'll skip it. They are so bland, it's almost like easy listening.

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lemmy.world

I actually just got into glass animals not to long ago. My 5 yr old loves singing their songs, which I think is one of the reason I like em.

Are they and Coldplay in the same circles?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

most definitely not in the same circles. I'm sure the 5 year old singing their songs is adorable aw

definitely do NOT play anything from before Dreamland around the kid though... their older stuff has a much more... sultry... vibe to it

edit: actually how to be a human being is fine it's really just ZABA (their first album) that I would be worried about a 5 year old singing lol

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Oh ya, I definitely vetted em before letting them listen. It's funny, I think of a lot of the music I was allowed to listen to growing up. I listen now and I'm like "Why would my folks let me hear this?"

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solrizereply
lemmy.ml

Wait, it's a band. I thought it was some kind of streaming app. Meh.

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Willyreply
sh.itjust.works

It’s a band that has been in the news lately because at one of their concerts there was some dude having an affair that got caught real be on the Jumbotron. But otherwise they saltarted in the late 90s or slightly later and just seem like good dudes to me.

If your serious start with yellow search on YouTube.

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I remember me and my buddy were sitting around one night drinking mad dog and smoking weed and a live company Coldplay concert was on TV so we watched it and thought it was kind of good. Then the next day we each listened to Coldplay sober on our own. I got a text from him half way thru the day that just said "holy shit dude,I don't know what was going on last night, but I just listened to Coldplay again... It's like the sound track to a woman complaining about her period.. How the fuck did this sound good last night?"

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