Spyke

I saw it in my head just reading it. Absolutely moving.

I can't get through ::: spoiler (other scene) Sam's monologue ::: With dry eyes either. That speech has kept me going, so many times. I've even posted it in various places on Lemmy as a counter to the sheer hopelessness and defeatism (understandably) pervading a lot of threads.

I often consider getting it wholly or partially inscribed on me.

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The Princess Bride, obviously!

::: spoiler spoiler


(I didn't actually know that off the top of my head. I ran across a site that apparently indexes movie clips by sentence and picks a random line every time you reload the page. It happened to load a search for "hello there" and that was one of the first five results that it shows you before telling you to pay for an account. The other four results were Far From Heaven, Annie (2014), Hellboy II, and The Mask, BTW.)

(And yes, I know you meant to be referencing Obi-Wan's line in Star Wars.) :::

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

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Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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lemmy.world

Alternate challenge: Find a line of more than just a few words from Holy Grail that won't be recognized.

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snoonsreply
lemmy.ca

Still doesn't work. Elderberries are synonymous with the Holy Grail, at least in places where elderberries aren't common.

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I meant elderberries to be an example for OPs post, to show nearly the entire script of holy Grail is easily recognizable, even using single word quotes.

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Even this depends on diction.

"What is your favorite color?" - School teacher.

"WHAT- is your favorite color?" - Bridge Keeper

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"Who goes there?" and "It's only a model" could work without any more context. But I think I would go with "Oh, don't be such a baby" even with context I think lots of people won't immediately recognize this.

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My best efforts from the script, but it ultimately goes to show that you're right:

  • Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
  • That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
  • Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through, and made into one big living room.
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Hows the smut businesses Jackie?

I wouldn't know Dude I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.

Yeah, which ones Log Jammin?

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fedia.io

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.'"

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

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Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

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lemmy.zip

ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is

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that fans of it will instantly know

^It's right there in the title.

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  • "Klaatu barada nikto"
  • "Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha"

The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)

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That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Frau Blücher.

Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

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You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out! ::: spoiler Source Dead Poet's Society :::

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lemmy.world

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

My claim to a brush with celebrity is that I used to know Michael Rooker, who played the guy who got pretzeled.

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I quote that movie still IRL and no one knows what the hell I'm talking about, but I don't care

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Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

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Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?

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feddit.nl

Somebody's Gonna Have To Go Back And Get A Shitload Of Dimes...

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How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I'd say you've had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

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lemmy.today
  • As you wish.
  • If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
  • I rock... And rule!... All day long! Sweet Susie! / I'm bleeding, which makes me the victor!
  • I aim to misbehave.
  • Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Come with me if you want to live!
  • They mostly come at night...Mostly...
  • You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
  • Whoever wrote this episode should die!
  • Rebellions are built on hope.

Lol I could keep going all night if I don't stop myself and I've work in the morning. XD

(Edit: Some new ones)

  • I can do this all day.
  • Puny god.
  • I am...inevitable.
  • Hold on to your butts.
  • I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude!
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feddit.dk

Lol I could keep going all night if I don’t stop myself and I’ve work in the morning. XD

C'mon man, "I can do this all day". It was right there.

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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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lemmy.world

‘Have we anything resembling a plan? ‘Uhuh, ride to we find them, kill them all.’

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Veniconereply
lemmy.world

I was actually quoting 13th Warrior but my gods Tombstone is such a great movie!

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Oops, there's a similar quote from Tombstone. Haven't seen 13th Warrior in a long time, but it's about time to rewatch

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"Hello there"

"Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind..."

"Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße"

"LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!"

"Ils sont fous, ces Romains!"

"The senate will decide your faith"

"Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner"

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"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

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You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."

"37."

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lemmy.world

Greetings programs!

I prefer to think of them fighting evil in another dimension.

This means something.

Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!

There's no fighting in the war room!

Sire! The Great Leslie escaped with a friar!... He escaped with a chicken?!!!

Of course I denied installing CCTV in the nursery! What the hell would they watch?!!!

I think what we have here... Is a failure to communicate!

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Did your parents have any children that lived?

Sir yes Sir!

Well I bet they regret that!!

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That one also works with queen fans who have never seen the movie

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I am no messenger.

But I do bring you a message:

the message - of death!

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