Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the "nope, that's too deep".
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It is Italian, but doesn't mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
It's a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.
I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.
Start of the motion. But I see where you're coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.
I thought it was finger banging.
Ah, so you're someone to ignore.
I mean, sure. You do you, friend.
The Italian seal of approval
I don't see any seals in the picture.
Here's one!
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn't need this to realise that but I'm glad it happened anyway.
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.
"I was in the pool!"
Just the tip....
It's a grower, not a show-er... the water's just really cold there!
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I was thinking, "That thing's still around?!"
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
c/BrandNewSentence
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Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
THE PROPHECY!
I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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phallus [...] floating in conception bay
That's it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. ....really?
This happened two years ago…
And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby
Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I'll watch hockey
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.
I'll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
It can't be.
That is an accurate statement.
There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.
Rural places get weird, doubly so when they got bored without the internet.
Just ask Pennsylvania. Virginville, Two Lick Valley, Rough and Ready and so much more.
Maybe it's also a dutch influence...
I think there's a town in France called Pussy
and fucking.
Do we blame Leif Ericson and other Vikings?
No, more likely to have been Irish settlers
y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.
That's, umm, what she said.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They'd probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
Let the comments begin.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!
"It shrinks..?!"
Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
This is two years old.
I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before
So? I found it today and the time doesn't make it less funny.
That is, uh, also, what she said.
Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.
2 years old but funny
everything reminds me of her
Nice
It's the hovering part that surprises me.
Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
It was dildestiny
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I'd be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
This is immaculate
This wouldn't be an onion article
Conception hahahahha
The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.
We have two years to prepare.
Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
Not one of your best.