My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I'm a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.
The airline pilot?!?
You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.
I think they were referring to Wi To Lo.
Nooo the pilot for that was Sum Ting Wong
Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
https://startsat60.com/media/lifestyle/jokes/daily-joke-dave-boss-pope
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
I'd go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like... Biggus Dickus
What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
He has a wife you know.
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I'm a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
"I'm as hard as a diamond" "Dont bite this diamond" "This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure"
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
"Diamonds are forever" and "Diamonds are a woman's best friends" are interesting catch phrases too
Is this Jack Ruby's lemmy account?
Too Many Pancakes.
Because I'm fat but flat.
Fair lmao
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
Ugot Badtaste
If you're watching me then you definitely do. Lol
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
Phil McKraken
Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
Rock Hardman
A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
Nano Soft
Average Richard
Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
Jared 832N County. Sexy
Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
Francisco 22...
Jon Reremy
Hugh Jdisappointment
George Washington Lemon Fresca
Ghonna Reah.
D O N G
Nice Cockbra
Dragon Ballz D
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Silky Johnson
That One Guy.
"Ugh why is That One Guy suddenly in all the porn? He really ruins it!"
Two-Tone Malone?
Diablito Diablo
Dru Peacock
Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
secretlyaddictedtodick
Curly McDick
G Hitman
Busting balkaner
Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.
Tunacan Pete
Mickey Mouth
Richard McGusherblaster
Tom Bots
My wifes name is a little...'exotic', and she's accidentally had it mistaken for a stripper name before XD
A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
[Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff
Or maybe Pete Jonze ](https://clip.cafe/zack-miri-make-a-porno-2008/who-are-again-lester/)
Bukkake Bill
Tommy Cordero
One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/_m2X3uuayKg
Gregor Samson
Huge Ackman
Steve Nippel (in a certain dialect of Dutch this not so mysteriously means 'stiff nipple')
Id use my real first name but then disguise my identity by using johnson as a last name.
Maria End
Dixon Cider
Chadwick Cockburn
Buzz Killington
The Jimmy the Jizzler
Yerma Ther
^^
Jim Rob
The Simpson.