Spyke
toynbeereply
lemmy.world

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

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OZFivereply
lemmy.world

abberration arbor-ation

I suspect you called me out to do this by your choice of words. I appreciate it.

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I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I'm still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it's not guaranteed. I probably wouldn't do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.

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Kusimulkkureply
lemm.ee

fallen leaves are fair game

I don't think it works like that. It's like taking something that's dropped but usable from the shop floor. They might just sweep it to garbage but they probably aren't allowing you to take it anyway.

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Omgpwniesreply
lemmy.world

Depending on the shop, they might also be picking up and propagating fallen leaves as well.

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lemmy.world

I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I’m thinking about it now.

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lemmy.world

It's not theft, it's basically dumpster diving for living things. Living things that can grow in dirt with some water. They just see lost profit not an actual product loss.

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Scrubblesreply
poptalk.scrubbles.tech

I'll say if this is a family run place - it's still a dick move. If it's Lowes, Home Depot, or Menards, eh who cares.

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Serinusreply
lemmy.world

Depends. If you weren't going to buy it anyway, it doesn't cost them anything. And if you're grabbing a fallen leaf hoping for something, it seems like you aren't all that interested anyway.

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lemm.ee

Just to add some context, succulents are ridiculously easy to propagate from a fallen leaf. You literally just put them somewhere until they sprout roots and stick that in a pot. Takes a week, two max. That said, succulents also take years to mature. Your little sprouted leaf is going to stay small for about 2 years and by 4 or 5 it'll look decent. So it may be "theft", but by the time you've gotten a plant that's on par with the one you got a leaf from, years will have passed and you'll have likely spent money on pots, soil, and fertilizer from the same store you "stole" from. It's like pinching a small bottle of paint from a craft store then turning around and spending $100 on canvasses and brushes

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scribbling notes

so what you're saying is I need to steal leaves and also paint brushes and art supplies, got it

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If you weren’t going to buy it anyway

That can get into rationalization territory.

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sh.itjust.works

I only know about Menards because of random factoids, references, and memes. Frankly speaking I have just found out they have plants and are maybe a hardware store.

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lemmy.world

They're like a hardware store that has plants, couches, mattresses, food, all sorts of stuff. It's wild.

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If it's a family run place, just ask the owners tbh. My partner and I once asked about a fallen tradescantia piece and she actually cut us off a bigger piece and wrapped it up for us. Only thing she asked in return was for us to tell her how well it does.

It's a big plant now :)

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Nah, you're getting a leaf, not a full plant. A leaf is fucking worthless. If the leaves had value, they would sell them.

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lemmy.world

Not really. When you pirate a movie you get the whole thing. Just as if you paid for it.

A succulent leaf, however, needs years to become the size of an actual plant they would sell.

It's even less damaging than pirating.

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Damn, you have reminded me that Project 4k80 is finally done, but I have yet to acquire it...

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Kusimulkkureply
lemm.ee

It’s not theft, it’s basically dumpster diving for living things.

That's often not allowed either

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Yes it is. We're encouraged to find any puppies, kittens, or babies in the trash.

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YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Are we talking about the 450 square meter store that looks like an industrial warehouse, or the 12 square meter handcrafted-everything boutique?

Cause if it's the former, I didn't see you shoplift a whole ass plant and if it's the latter and I see you clip the tiniest part of a plant, I'm calling you out loudly.

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It's a dick move to pinch leaves if for no other reason that someone else may want to buy that plant, and you're damaging it. Enough people do it, it's a dead plant.

Leaves fallen to the floor? Boutique or not, fair game. If you're willing to propagate from a leaf, you're probably not going to be buying whole plants anyway, and it doesn't hurt the store.

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lemmy.world

Imagine going to the hardware store and someone calls it a fucking "boutique". It's just Ace Hardware, calm down. Robert, the guy with the nose ring over there, didn't really craft that screwdriver by hand, either. Fuckin' liar. Yeah I'm talking about you, the fuck you gonna do about it? Next time I see you explaining how you 'create lightbulbs with love', I'm lighting your car on fire. Don't think I won't!

Anyway, what were we - oh yeah. Ace Hardware. Now impeccably posh, I guess.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Imagine going to the hardware store and someone calls it a fucking "boutique".

No one ever did that, they're talking about a garden center you know where you get plants a hardware store is where you get bits of wood, some spare drain pipe and fork handles.

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Yeah. Also I explained it in another comment, but in my country there's usually two types of places where you can get flowers. Large flower or hardware stores for one, but then the rest are tiny oases of beauty where the owner is also the person selling you the flowers, and have their own handcrafted items for decoration and/or sale, like vases, baskets, etc.

That's like the farthest thing from a hardware store, even if hardware stores do indeed also sell flowers. But I guess there are places in the world where beautiful small family businesses don't exist so all you get is Walmart and Ace Hardware and then you think all businesses are giant faceless corporations.

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Ajenreply
sh.itjust.works

Yeah, we have those in the US too. Not sure why that other commenter seems to think Ace Hardware is the smallest business that sells plants, there are plenty of small nurseries in every state.

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Maybe they just live in a really bleak and lifeless small town or something and don't really explore to find the cool places.

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Or a large city... I think you're actually more likely to find these stores in rural areas.

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

What Ace hardware? We don't have those in my country.

There's exactly two types of flower stores I see around here. The gigantic chains where everything is sterile and the tiny boutiques where either the owner is the only employee, or maybe they have like 1-2 extra employees so they can stay open more than 5x8 and actually take vacations. And yeah, some hardware stores also have flowers, but I'd categorize those together with the former.

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Ace is a small form store in the states, typically the size of a modest house or smaller, that sells home improvement stuff. As opposed to mega big-box places that you can get lost in.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm sure this is hysterical. I wish I could understand what they were saying lol

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It's a classic. One of the Two Ronnies' best. The original hand-written script went for £40,000 at auction.

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I mean if you're pinching a leaf then that's not in the dubious territory, that's just straight up stealing. And it's not like someone is stealing fucking plant leaves to stave off starvation lol

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lemmy.world

It’s one thing to ban snipping off nodes and such but fallen fuckin succulent leaves? Get the fuck out of here lol

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lemm.ee

This is likely to prevent people from cutting the plants and later saying they picked up a fallen bit.

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Makhnoreply
lemmy.world

The boots-on-the-ground staff absolutely does not give af. It's definitely middle management that's being bitched at by higher-ups that are scared of losing a fraction of a penny.

Source: middle management that gets bitched at by higher-ups that never set foot on the property.

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I don't even think management cares about actually picking up stuff from the floor, they want to stop people cutting off parts of plants and claiming they're taken from the floor.

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Ex-retail worker here that spent a lot of time in aisles, counting inventory, etc.

Steal whatever you want; I don't care. Not my job to look after that shit and I wasn't paid enough for it anyway.

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Casereply
lemmynsfw.com

Former retail worker here.

I was never paid enough to care about shit other than directly keeping my job. So, you know, look busy when the boss was around.

I had to stop people from stealing big shit, like TVs and such.

A hungry looking kid grabbing some food to eat in an aisle and leave the trash? Just throw the trash away please, I'm not your fucking maid.

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Former bigbox manager here. The garden section is throwaway, no one gives a shit about plants. Come to me when garden tools and lawnmowers are missing.

Bad inventory practices are the leading causes of shrink. Any actual theft is securities problem.

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lemmy.world

My father enjoys grafting plants, he has an apple tree with 15 types of apples on it. Come to find out he's been snipping tiny branches off apple trees at Home Depot....

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

That's awesome.

Honestly, grafting plants is like fucking alchemy in my mind. That shit is crazy.

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I honestly wonder if I went to an orchard if they would be able to give me a price to let me just graft their different trees. I don't want to wait 7+ years for many fruit trees. Grafted trees from what I've seen can often produce fruit in 2-3 years

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lemmy.world

I recently moved and plan to buy a bunch of cheap apple plants from a big store and get them rooted this year. Then next spring take all the choice varieties from my father/childhood and graft them into the plants for my kids :)

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That's dope, and great parenting. I've always been enamored with apple trees and plants in general. But I love apples. Those newish cosmic crisp apples? I'll eat those until I get sick 🤣

If anybody wants a good cosmic horror book about apples trees and their strange fruits I can wholly recommend Black River Orchard by Chuck Wendig. It was a strange, interesting ride.

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They might sell you something, but those branches took a lot of time and care to grow and mean profit for the farmer. You may be able to find an abandoned farm or a group of people who are preserving apple varieties to go branches from.

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lemmy.world

Well how much is it worth? You going to ring me up for a leaf?

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Executive boardroom

"How can we barcode each individual leaf? Surely this is an untapped market?" -some MBA

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lemm.ee

I love how their primary focus here is teaching you the term and only secondary concern is anti-theft.

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If you're already buying a plant, add the leaf / trimming into the soil of the plant you're buying. It helps obfuscate it from staff.

So I have been told....

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If I want to steal from you I will. You can try guilting me all you want but I just don’t care.

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feddit.nl

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

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toynbeereply
lemmy.world

"Proplift" sounds like it should be a name for a weird helicopter.

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I don't approve of shoplifting, but their cute new word makes me want to try it.

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lemmy.world

Maybe it is illegal in the sense that some succulents ARE invasive species

I do know that people go to garden shops looking for free material for growth lying on the ground, which id argue is unnecessary. Most people who own plants or a garden will happily share with you the fact if you show the ittyest bittiest piece of interest in them, and also share plants as well.

Hell I regularly give out succulent saplings for free or as a gift to friends and people I meet.

So yeah, you can just ask man, it's no biggie

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sh.itjust.works

Someone in my town has a big clump of some kind of tall ruffly flower that stands on a stalk amidst tall upwards-sticking blade leaves. Very neat and it seems to grow quickly to fill the area every spring. I've been too nervous to ask for a bit of it, but maybe I can buck up some courage and ask.

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daddy32reply
lemmy.world

and people I meet

I imagine you giving out small flowerpots with tiny succulents in them to surprised random people on the street and it made me chuckle.

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Yeah, this is 100% plant people, my wife is a regular dispenser of spider plants, there are upwards of 10 jade plants in the house, snake plant and money plant are mid propagation and I strongly suspect we'll have multiple pink princesses by the end of next year and maybe a few new Swiss cheese plants - given the room we have remaining these will largely be distributed.

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xia
lemmy.sdf.org

In the corpora-fascist future, all plants are copyrighted variants and you merely purchase a license to possess one plant.

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

That's not the future, man, that's the farms of today. Monsanto literally searches farms for seeds and will issue huge fines or cancel contracts if they find that farmers are harvesting seeds from their plants. Monsanto owns the rights to seeds.

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daddy32reply
lemmy.world

Not only that, monsanto goes after neighboring farms if their neighbors use "patented" plants and claims they cannot harvest seeds because that would include the seeds that originate from the plants grown from the seeds blown by wind from their already fucked neighbors.

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Atrichumreply
lemmy.world

Most plant varieties are copywrited, or somwthing similar. It's not actually as crazy as it sounds but it's definitely abused, just like all copyright law.

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boonhetreply
lemm.ee

Living things shouldn't be copyrighted tbh. Neither should food. Plants often being both, but always the first one at least.

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sh.itjust.works

I think if a company is going to dump millions into developing a new product, they should be able to at least recoup the investment they made.

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Most are specially bred to produce specific styles of fresh produce, like bananas, but this was the first company I'd heard of that removed the ability to propagate. (Aside from seedless stuff like watermelon/grapes) You can go to Japan and get one of the hundred dollar strawberries and you could technically keep the seeds. Lettuce, onion, garlic, tomatoes, peppers, berries, bananas, ginger, potatoes, corn; almost everything can grow from leftover cooking scraps. Plants are resilient.

Chopping the top off, is capitalism at its worst. I can understand not allowing another company to sell the genetically modified produce, but cutting off the top lowers the shelf life and makes it impossible to re-grow. It's pure greed... especially when it can take 3+ years for a pineapple to produce more fruit.

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xiareply
lemmy.sdf.org

PaaS would be too-often confused with "platform as a service", it needs to be Vegetation as a Service (VaaS).

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You joke, but this is very much a real thing. Even if you buy certain hybrids, it can be technically illegal to propagate from them. The plant will have a little note attached to it saying so.

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half of my succulents at home are from leaves that have fallen off in stores. sue me.

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On today's episode of "I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it, that's a great idea!"

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redlemmy.com

"no PLEASE don't spend half your paycheck here then get something for free :((( Pay me more money? I report u!!!!!"

Anyone know what store this is?

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lemmy.world

Plant props aren't a basic necessity. The plant shop doesn't decide your paycheck.

If you want to steal food from Walmart, go head, but don't feel entitled to whatever you want.

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sh.itjust.works

In all likelihood the business is just going to throw away the plant props and they were going to be wasted anyways. So I don't see the problem with taking them

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Just buy something from the garden supplier then. Farmers are getting pinched from both sides of the economy.

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stinkyreply
redlemmy.com

Did you just blame your phone because you didn't proof read your work lol

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You seem to have forgotten some punctuation your statement is impossible to parse.

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lemmy.world

You may want to proof read your own grammar before throwing stones.

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Drusasreply
fedia.io

Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe's. Don't do it at your neighborhood garden center.

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lemm.ee

Why? It's not like you're costing the shop money by taking trash off the floor. If anything you're more likely to spend money at the shop you do it at for supplies and such.

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Drusasreply
fedia.io

Yes, you are. The people who do this would otherwise be buying plants. Not all of the plants that they pilfer because that would be expensive, but this is lost sales. I know these people. They're doing it to save money because they want the plant.

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Yes! Gate life behind money.
You are doing well, my child! Bwahaha!

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What I mean is once you've made the decision to do this instead of buying, it doesn't matter which shop you don't buy from.

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lemm.ee

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

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I'll give you my entire carbon stick up the ass....its fun, hold on...no, that's my ass. Hold on, I know this one. Oh man! I need some help. Could you please? With your lips is better, no teeth. Hey! I'm in charge! That's my ass again! Fine! Have it your way!

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lemmy.world

Buy plant, propagate, return plant, profit. They didn't say you cant do it at home, just not at the store...

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I personally like nurseries to be able to stay in business. Most of them are just small local businesses.

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I fully support this sign. I think I'll print up a few dozen copies, and post them at every garden center in the area.

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I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

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Great… the pirates now have a new argument to beat everyone to death with.

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