KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

"Job's done" Warcraft

!

"Bomb has been planted"

War... War never changes.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby

Nuclear launch detected.

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

"hey listen"

Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

Never should've come here.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine".

"A man chooses! A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

In general a lot of Andrew Ryan quotes are captivating, but that one transcends thanks to both the events happening, and the realization of the plot reveal.

Ah shit, h*re we go again

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it's insane

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

Stay awhile and listen

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid

"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4

"War never changes." - Fallout 3

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2

"Unable to comply, building in progress" - Command & Conquer

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

"ROCK AND STONE!"

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

HEY, LISTEN!!!

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Work work

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

"My Lord"

"My Lady"

"but my Lord, I must insist!"

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."

EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

(Portal, and Portal 2)

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

Reticulating Splines

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

Wololo - Age of Empires

I'm surprised this isn't one of the top comments. I don't even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it's still stuck in my head to this day.

SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.

Hail to the king, baby

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

Iiin the pipe, five by five

All your base are belong to us

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It's you.

You will pay for this in time.

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

Reactor online

Sensors online

Weapons online

All systems nominal

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

"Hey! Listen!"

"That is why we do not eyeball it! We are not cowboys shooting from the hip!"

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

Do you know the definition of insanity?

Would you kindly?

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.

Arthur: You don’t know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense

Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

Toasty!

"I never asked for this"

Double kill

Triple kill

Mega kill

ULTRA KILL

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Your base... is under attack.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp."

I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin' a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone."

"Wololoo"

The carrier has arrived.

Were it so easy.

YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!

Oh I know what the ladies like.

ASSUMING CONTROL

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

• "Alley-oop!"
• "You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
• "Give it some Oomph!"
• "Now it's Reyn time!"
• "Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• "Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"

50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...

CHEEKI BREEKI

I will pay you to kill yourself

Boy!

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.

My life for Aiur

Don toridos? Misspelled wrong

Live for the swarm

"I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride." (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

"Stay awhile... Stay FOREVER!!!" (Impossible Mission - C64)

"PUT DISPENSER HERE"

"Would you kindly?"

"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"

"Hey, you finally awake"

EDIT:

"I make my own luck"

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )

"Guys the drill, go get it"

"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"

"Mission failed, we will get them next time"

"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"

"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean" perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code

"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"

"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"

War... War never changes

"Stay a while, and listen."

"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"

"Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!"

"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you"

"... There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox"

"Ride ze shoopuf?"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"

"Have some faith"

"Tank beats everything"

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

Time is money friend.

Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb...

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet.

"Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen."

::: spoiler If Piped does not work https://youtu.be/2alFLXjty9o :::

wololooooo

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: "What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!"

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

"The enemy has captured a command post"

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

"Beep beep beep" - sputnik

Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Titanfall|2

Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that's more powerful, the main character comments "I think someone's in love..."

BT's response is priceless.

BT-7274: "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."

Still sane, Exile?

"Had to be me."

Also, there was a Warhammer RTS that had "AHH my spleen!!!" Which I never got over.

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

Real sneaky beaky like

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don't point that thing at me!

I don't wanna

Day of the Tentacle

You're pretty good...

"Remember, no Russian"

"I have a plan, Arthur"

"Pheromones." "Do I smell beef?"

"Assuming direct control"

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

Flipendo!

I need scissors 61 !!!!

ACCESS DENIED

"Frigate lost."

"Blame yourself or God."

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"

Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!

"ow! Ok ok, i will work!"

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

This cannot continue.

We're rich!

Sigh Bapinada?

Zug Zug

Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins

Altair secrets are not for you

what? WHAT!? STOP POKING ME!**

in a bad Russian accent

You're pretty good

awkward double finger guns and walk away slowly

Let me guess, some body stole your sweetroll?

Rhinos! RRHHIIIIINNNOOEEESSS our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES the cowards, the fools! We... we shall take away... their metal BAWKses.

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

Units received

panzerschreck!

I can't use these things together.

Need a light?

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

"sneaky beaky like"

Vu-

Vu-

Vulome

Vulome

...

Isvoli!!

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

An enemy has been slain

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory

"Lok'tar Ogar!"

And "Get outta the DAMN WAY!"

my name is Legion: for we are many.

(Yes I know originally is from the bible)

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

Steck deine scheiß Waffe weg!

"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’

kee-voh rogan woololooooo

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Sir! Captain needs you on the bridge ASAP! Better follow me.

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

“This guy are sick”

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

Good News Everyone!!!

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let's get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

• Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:

• I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic

Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.

• It's dangerous to go alone, take this

We need wood!

Stronghold Crusader

"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"

I hunger!

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

"Sir. Finishing this fight" - Master chief, Halo 2 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" - Guard, Oblivion

"Mandatum?... Yay."

"Camundament?... Imenaso!"

• Age of Empires series.

"Breach in starboard fusion chamber."

"Green line confirmed."

"This is a cakewalk."

"Guidance failure, we're losing control."

• Homeworld series.

"Bring it, yo!"

• The World Ends With You.

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

"THIS HURTS YOU."

• Mass Effect 2.

"For the sampler Chancellor!"

"Watch out for those wrist rockets!"

"Just like shooting womp-rats, aye kid?"

"We have lost a command post! Take it back!!"

• Star Wars Battlefront II.

"Have you seen those warriors from Redguard? They got curved swords! Curved... Swords!"

• The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.

"Friendship Frameshift drive charging..."

• Elite Dangerous.

"DEVOUR!!!"

• Tales of Berseria.

Technology is incredible!

~Random NPC in Pallet Town in Pokémon Red/Blue

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

THE NUMBERS, MASON

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 "Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight"

"It is a good life we lead, brother."

"The best. May it never change."

"And may it never change us."

Assassin's Creed 2 still has the best intro of all time, fight me.

"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

"My vision is augmented."

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

My toolbox! --Another World

I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

"I've got a plan."

'It takes leather balls to play rugby' - toilet wall in Leisure Suit Larry

'Alarm, ein verletzter' - Commando

'At first his lips were sweet as mango, when first I held him to my chest, but now we dance this Grim Fandango and will four years before we rest' - Olivera Olfrendo, Grim Fandango

Big Money! Big Prizes!

"That was left-handed!"

Access denied without key card.

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

"Filthy Rats!"

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

Death was in the air at Roscoe Street

You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

28 STAB WOUNDS

boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

This cave is not a natural formation

Hostile shotty in the field

Wololooooo, wololooooo

Are you still alive Arbiter?

".. what a shame. He was a good man.....Tongue click.. What a rotten way to die "

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.

• Ripburger, you're dummier than dirt!
• Oh, Mr Corley. If only you'd listen to my plan - my vision.
• I know your plan, Rip. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.

"I gave my cat to you, doesnt that make you the owner?"- said by a cat

Its from the game cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

I have read all text from this game and its prequel multiple times and still cant figure out what it means

Only lines with voice work for me, even though there are plenty of great unvoiced lines across games. Sorted by game... I think this post certainly puts me of a generation.

"My emperor! I've failed youuuu!"
"Fox, get this guy off me!"
"You're good, but I'm BETTER!"
"Never give up, trust your instincts!"
"IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!"

Honestly one of the most quoteable games ever made.

"Stay a while and listen."

"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"
"Whaaaat?!"
"Tiax shall smite ye."
"Heya, it's me Imoen."

"MASSACRE!"
"Not yet!"
"hyut hyut hyut"

"My fists never betray me!"
"Don't stand behind me."
"I'm gonna sleep well tonight!"
"The feeling... It's... coming back!"
"Good vibrations!"

"Hello brother! [...] I live on in this arm!"
"Laugh, and grow fat!"
"What was that just now?"

Love a good ham. We need more of them in video games.

"I'mma Luigi, number 1."
"Falcon PUNCH!"

"You're going the wrong way!"
"Retired!"

"You require more vespene gas!"
"All crews operational." / "Battlecruiser operational." ?
"En'taro Adun executor."
"I do this for Auir, not you!"
"Your base in under attack."

"So what shall it be? Will you join the Unity or will you die here? Join... DIE! Join... DIE!"

"Doctor required in inflator room."

"[...] to the last place uncorrupted by Capitalism! SPACE!"

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

"Anime is a path I walk alone."

"You are fucking subhuman."

• Katana ZERO

The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.

"You plague-ridden rat!" Huntsman, Bloodborne

There are many more iconic lines in the game, but this one sticks in my mind, probably because you meet so many Huntsman and this is one of their favourite lines.

Protect the pilot

"Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!"

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That's IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

NES "Pro Wrestling".

"A winner is you!"

"Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go."

Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."

Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"

"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

Do you like hurting other people?

"Monsters? They look like monsters to you?"

-Silent Hill 3

We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.

This feels relevant: The Device has been Modified by Victims of Science a song made of quotes from Portal.

They told me I was too young. They told me I needed more training. I told them to drop dead! How ironic...

"There's no way you're taking Kairi's Heart!" "Come" "Show me your power" "Welcome Oblivion"

Heard it over and over again because KH1 was hard as a kid :') But at least there's Forze del Male (the boss music) which is peak 👌

"Destroy him, my robots" from Impossible Mission on the C64.

It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, "destroy him my-rin bolts". It wasn't until years later, my dad actually corrected me.

I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.

I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

"Guns guns guns" Brrrrrrr

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

On explose d'abord ! Et on parle... après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

Ich geh dann mal

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

• Morpheus from Deus Ex

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

"Mean, green and unseen!"

"Negative Ramos"

The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.

Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!

We’ll be fine

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Suffer like G did?

"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!

Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money. Are y'all ready? Here we gooo!

“For a moment, there was hope.”

"Again" from super hexagon

Were it so easy...

"I love you, sarge!"

Science compels us to explode the sun.

"Smother him in the crib..."

In dark times, should the stars also go out?

Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite

"What can I say? It's just a toilet bowl."

From Runaway: A Road Adventure

Damn you, Kain! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

"Remember the Nutella" - AoE II Malian Villager

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn't do. / She looked at me, said sister / that's what I've been calling you

"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"

"... I guess I should be Thankful..."

"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"

"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"

"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"

"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"

« War makes men mad »…

Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

"Ah ha" briiing

"I used to be an adventurer too, til I took an arrow to the knee"

"You've captured a command post"

"You've lost a command post"

"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"

"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."

"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."

"It hates fire!"

Synth voice: "Be careful...Rainbow zone..."

"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."

• pathologic 2

Like Mario and Princess Beach.

I need a target

"They ... they've hit me, Finn" Enderal, a should-play

Look at my user name, brother/sister!

*that are

Not going to cite the source, since it spoils part of this game, and it’s currently popular.

I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make me a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I've been chasing my whole life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah... Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you, a cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it... I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.