Spyke
lemmy.world

Holy crap, she's 31? She looks like a 60 year old that had extensive work to kind of look 40.

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lewdian69reply
lemmy.world

Her chin in this picture literally looks like that guy from the black and white meme I didn't know the name of... or handsome Squidward

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She looks like what happens when you try to put a knock-off Barbie’s head on to an actual Barbie frame, and you push it down far enough to engage the swivel disc but there isn’t the proper lip for it so the head ends up super far down the neck, with the chin jutting out awkwardly.

(This is 25+ year old reference material so may no longer be applicable)

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Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But...just a reminder on "family values"

  • The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

  • Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

  • While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

  • Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

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As far as reasons not to vote for him go, there are plenty more important ones. But it seems to be a thing.

It was heavily talked about for as long as the news cycle could bear it, after Kinzinger made a particularly memorable description: like a combination "of armpits, ketchup and butt."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-lawmaker-doubles-down-115915282.html

Kathy Griffin said she has experience from The Apprentice and he smells "really bad": https://www.newsweek.com/cnn-adam-kinzinger-donald-trump-odor-x-twitter-1853353

MSNBC's Alex Wagner says he smells like "cooking oil." https://www.newsweek.com/alex-wagner-donald-trump-smells-cooking-oil-late-show-1939625

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xkbxreply
startrek.website

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

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lemmy.world

looks like an autocorrect error to me; based on context, I bet they meant "reported."

Good clarification either way, though, especially since it dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence

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xkbxreply
startrek.website

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

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Got a literal lol from me at breakfast.

And hey, you're one of a pretty small number of people in the world that can use "gas chromatographic" properly, so you got that going for you, which is nice.

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lemmy.world

He didn’t pay to bang a porn star, he paid to try to silence her after he decided to run for president.

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14th_cylonreply
lemm.ee

He ALSO paid to make her shut up, but she definitely didn't fuck him because of his personal charm...

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lemmy.world

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

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Fedizenreply
lemmy.world

I mean look at nick fuentes and 20 something conservatives. They all look like they've speen their teens as alcoholics/ meth junkies

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lemmy.world

I mean look at nick fuentes

God damn. He is like some kind of racist caricature of a white person. How many Hapsburgs are up that family tree?

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When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.

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Etterrareply
lemmy.world

Yeah apparently she has some kind of plastic surgery addiction, that's why her face looks like that. It's pretty nasty IMO. Regardless, I have a personal hypothesis that in private she's polishing Donby Boy's... furniture...

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I'm feeling pretty good rn for myself, she really looks off. She's similar looking to the Kimberly Guilfoyle lady (55) and Lauren Sánchez (54)

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lemmy.world

She's only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

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I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

It's the drug dealers' defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.

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It kind of contrasts with the hypocratic oath, IMO.

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Many surgeons are narcissistic sociopaths. They don’t care, they are champions in mental gymnastics to justify whatever they do.

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lemm.ee

Tinfoil hats on please...

...what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?

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They dubbed this "The Trump Show" during the 2016 election. An unending chain of increasingly deranged acts and reactions by other Republicans that dominate the news cycle and don't allow any news about then Clinton, now Harris. No news is the same as bad news this close to the election,

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When I saw Loomer's plastic surgery I realized she was one of those desperate Sugar Babies who'd do anything to be a "winner."

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Wym, she has a great sense of smell! She can sniff out the laundered money and the imitation gold chandeliers. 🤑

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lemmy.world

Talking about a hard 31? I figured she was in her late 50's.

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lemmy.world

Is that supposed to be Trump?

I guess he lost 60 pounds and his thumb is double jointed now.

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WoahWoahreply
lemmy.world

Well. He did lose weight, allegedly from Ozempic and Adderall, but that does seem like a pretty flattering picture. And his thumbs are double jointed/flexible. You can see it all the time when he plays his invisible accordion.

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I wonder if this is part of the reason he's been even more racist lately.

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Not trying to do any conspiracy shit, genuinly confused, but that isnt trump in the pic is it? Or is the image squished from the way it was captured?

I know all the context is true just this image looks weird.

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Its his new suits with the giant shoulder pads. Makes him look like a Hordak guard.

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Or she wants something from him enough to ignore it. The leaders of maga are almost entirely cynical. Men like Trump, powerful and vain, attract predators that sometimes look like sycophants. "Oh sweetie you banged me like a man half your age, and they say you're not virile." "They probably think that because you are letting the libs walk all over everyone." "Of course you are if they're doing it and you're God's messenger on earth they succeed because you let them" "Oh silly, I don't know anything about that, but steve was talking about something interesting the other day"

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lemmy.sdf.org

Laura Loomer did nothing wrong.

Can you honestly not register sarcasm without the /s? I mean, look at the picture. Sigh.

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My guess is if you are hanging out with Donald Trump, his odor is the least of your problems

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