Not so much !nottheonion as !not30rock, but t the same time I hope he's OK, he's had a lot of health issues, and I was really looking forward to his new show.

Russia said the West was playing with fire by considering allowing Ukraine to strike deep into Russia with Western missiles and cautioned the United States on Tuesday that World War Three would not be confined to Europe.

What is even the point anymore?

This one is just adorable.

No punchline here.

Florida wo-man.

Irony is dead, we have killed it.