What's the most cringe shirt you can come up with that's okay to wear in public?
Something that would make people a bit uncomfortable from being cringe
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I'm not sure how other people feel about it, but this is my"Vagina Man" shirt I had printed after a night of Jackbox
What's the meaning behind it?
No meaning - it was just a random picture combined with a random phrase meant to make someone laugh
Jackbox gives me an abdominal workout from laughter
He's so fat you could use these fat creases like a vagina?
Trump merch. then deny that you're aware of the man, his politics, or his presidential run, you just like the brand.
“As a jazz trumpet player I love this logo for my work! Why do you ask…?”
Any sexualized anime girl shirt. I don't care if she's clothed, it's cringe as fuck you're basically wearing a waifu.
Imagine if someone just walked around with their favourite pornstar plastered on their shirt. Same thing. Wearing a picture of your wank fuel is cringe. Doesn't matter if she's clothed.
Quite cringe, but having seen people around college campus with hentai hiodies and lots of "Gamer Supps" shirts, surprisingly not the cringest
Not cringe. Cringe are males who date 3D females
Anything that's like "real American patriot" or something similar. Literally anything that calls yourself a patriot.
Hulk Hogan cringe confirmed.
Australia already has this.
Northern Australia is refered to as the Northern Territory or "the NT" also officially abbreviated to NT.
Someone somewhere came up with the slogan "CU in the NT" and its usually printed with "in the" in much smaller font. Its an excuse for dumb fucks to walk around with shirts and stickers on their car with the word "Cunt" on display. For some reason I cannot fathom for the life of me.
Tell me you are not a man without saying you are not a man.
Any male of our species that has passed through the 12-18yo stage of life will at least understand that humour, even if they have matured beyond it.
I roll my own eyes at shit like that, and would never employ it myself. But I can’t roll my eyes without even a tiny 12yo grin, even though it’s been four decades since I was that age.
Maybe an immitation of a military uniform top? Makes you look like someone who worships the military, but not enough to actually join, and who also doesn't really respect the uniform or its implications. Thats cringy to basically anyone who looks at it, whether they like the military or hate it, almost anywhere the the world, but also still benign enough wear in public.
Like a tuxedo shirt only military uniform? Oh, man, I can hear the jimmies rustling now!
Three wolf moon shirt
What is this? Don't understand.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/three-wolf-moon
My grandma bought me one. I'm still not sure if my cousins put her up to it, she got the joke, or she just saw it was trending and assumed a Yooth would like it.
Anything with MAGA on it.
I have a sweatshirt that's just the playboy logo crossed out with the circle-and-slash icon. I get a lot of weird looks in it. I bought it from a "modest clothing" retailer at a Christian music festival two decades ago.
"Just completed freshman year. Ask me anything about Karl Marx."
Did he wipe sitting down or standing up?
While doing a handstand
Did he wipe his beard after eating noodle soup?
It's been brushed on but more specifically the fuckin ahegao clothes. I knew a guy who had the shirt pants and a hoodie with ahegao faces all over it.
I bought a Reddit t-shirt in 2014...
Bacon narwhal one would be peak cringe
"Ask me about ABDL"
What's ABDL?
cringe
What? They told me to!
adult baby diaper lover
"Sonic 06 was the best Sonic game ever made."
My mind immediately goes to gruesome metal album covers. Iron Maiden has some stuff with decaying flesh, exposed bones, and a ton of other stuff that makes the faint of heart go:
But those on the inside to go "heck yeah 🤘"
The first example that popped to my mind:
Iron Maiden shirts are normie shit. There's so much worse out there.
Fair. Iron Maiden was low-hanging fruit that I had ready in my mind. Some bands can go quite a lot more gruesome, from even more deathly scenes to... Well... THAT Black Metal album cover.
"Boner Patrol"
Yeah, sumthin' like that.
AROOOOOOO
i have a bright red CCCP shirt with a giant picture of moscow on it with a long russian prayer on the back.
"Mao Was Right"
You know who that is, right?
"Islam is right about women"
(Not a belief I hold, but damn would it get some reactions)
I'm honestly surprised they don't make women wear sunglasses.
"OH NO!!! THEIR EYES ARE TOO SEXY!!! IT MAKES ME GET A BONER!!!"
I never understood that logic.
A burqa basically does that:
Although those who demand it usually use religion as a justification...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa
Wow. I was making absurdist observational humor, and then once again life shows me that absurdism is dead. Everything you can think of to mock has actually already been done, and for the exact reasons you would think are absurd. Instead it's just reality.
Can I go to a world which isn't crazy??? Oh, Earth is the only option???
https://i.imgur.com/X1CrXLG.jpeg
Cradle of Filths' Jesus is a Cunt t-shirt caused a fair bit of folks to be uncomfortable. https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/cradle-filth-jesus-controversial-shirt-rock-history-61183/
I'm currently wearing a t-shirt with some LDS verses on it and one of them mentions modesty. Which is funny because the fabric is so thin you could faintly see my bra around the edges if not for the fact I'm wearing a red plaid/flannel shirt over it.
A guy at work had a shirt that said "Truth is the new hate speech". He was a rabid trumper, so I guess it had something to do with that. I still don't really understand what the hell it's supposed to mean.
Their “alternative facts”, which are entirely fact-free, are the new “truth”.
I want to wear a t-shirt which has "fuck google" written on it.
Trump stuff. Patriot stuff as well, though, I'd argue both are the same thing. If you're an American patriot, you wouldn't want to be associated with those other nazis/racists/trump supporters.
The TikTok bird shirts.
Big Johnson t-shirts. The 90s were horrific. Computer printing of images was democratized, and the same people who brought you countless other dipshit content rolled out the cleverest pun shirt line in the world.