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Help name my cat.
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I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
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PSA: The Tesseract frontend includes a hardcoded hidden instance blacklist with all leftist and trans-friendly instances.
Nice work. That guy can go fuck himself.
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Texts Reveal Kash Patel Ordering Staff to Fight “Ifindretards” Account
Found one.
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Feeling surreal seeing one of these in my neck of the woods
Free parts.
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U.S. Citizen Who Deleted Phone’s Data Says His Prosecution Puts Privacy at Risk
There's an easy legal loophole.
When you seize their phone, tell them your passcode is explicitly not the destruction code, and do not answer any more questions besides insisting this.
When they inevitability try to put in the only thing you mentioned, its entirely their fault for the erase.
Your milage may vary depending on financial class.
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rule
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This wasnt hotter?
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If the Nidal Hasan Execution Is Livestreamed, We Are a Barbaric Nation
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Tesseract dev injects malicious code into browser to illegally DDOS the dbzer0 instance
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Too bad that dumbfuck can't actually write code.
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Halifax musicians say U.S. traffic stop led to drug search, questions about allegiance
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Id recommend refusing to answer this shit.
I think the correct response is
"Am I being detained or am I free to go?"
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Evil Bisexuals
Y'all are thirsty as fuck
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Would it be a bad idea to show up at a protest outside a Tesla dealership with a sign that says "Deny Musk, Defund Doge, Depose Trump"?
Back it with several layers of aluminum foil to help shield against ultrasonic weapons.
Make sure your sign post can be used as a weapon.
Bring a bag containing bandanas soaking in 50% white vinegar for tear gas
Bring milk or other dairy for pepper spray.
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German Court Orders Deletion of Footage Exposing Pig Gas Chambers
Germany x gas chamber collab was not on my bingo card this year.
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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️
Been thinking of hosting a webcrawler myself.
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It's taking too too long...
Good pick though.
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rules to tell a cop
I would say at least 3 of these.
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Its all about bonding
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These fuckers dont salt their water. Thats literally it.
IT SHOULD BE SALTY AS THE SEA. YOUR PASTA WILL NOT STICK.
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me_irl
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Sanders and AOC tell packed arena Trump is ‘screwing over’ working class
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Face it. Your blaming dirt farming peasants that John the bastard is going to crusade your lands.
There's literally nothing we can do about it besides die as well in most cases.
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Surrender
Surrender him to the woodchipper
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California lawmakers unanimously pass Linux exemption from age-verification law — software distributed under the GPL, MIT, BSD, and Apache licenses are exempt
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But if lawmakers didnt constantly push out completely ineffective laws that cause problems, then what else would they do with their time? Effectively govern? Fucking nonsense.