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MAGA turns on Walmart after heiress takes out full-page NYT ad
I don't think this will really amount to much. Where else are they going to shop that abuses labor as much as Walmart to keep prices low?
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MAGA turns on Walmart after heiress takes out full-page NYT ad
I don't think this will really amount to much. Where else are they going to shop that abuses labor as much as Walmart to keep prices low?
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North Carolina parents are charged with involuntary manslaughter after their son, 7, is killed a car accident while walking home, driver that murdered a child gets no charges
meanwhile, in Japan, they ran a TV show of toddlers running errands
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Trump Administration Will Pay More Energy Firms to Cancel Wind Farms
what if they take the money and then just build them anyway
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The games industry is stifled by a culture of fear
No, the games industry is stifled by greedy individuals that think making games is only about making money for shareholders
just gonna keep relinking this article:
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Ubisoft revenues decline 31.4% to €990m
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I think about this post from last year a lot:
Navok noted that if a game costs $100 million to make over five years, it has to beat what the company could have returned investing a similar amount in the stock market over the same period.
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Pizza! Pizza!
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The name of the guy? Albert Einstein.
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Don't fix the problem just change the parameters
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Ironically, I want a 24h analogue clock
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US push to defund ‘DEI bike lanes’ will make roads less safe, advocates say
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It's not more safe for cars, though. Maybe safer for Big Oil.
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Absolute AirBnB Unit
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Here you go: It's vs its https://www.grammarly.com/blog/commonly-confused-words/its-vs-its/
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What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?
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DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
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Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
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Nvidia's DLSS 5 Is a Slap in the Face to the Art of Video Game Design
I think Jensen said during a presentation a long time ago that a long term goal was to have graphics being entirely generated. This seems like a big step towards that.
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This is what I thought when I saw the talks with Rwanda.
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Despite Suicide Squad's fate, Warner Bros. look set to have Gotham Knights devs make a live service game
It was just a fluke bro just one more live service game and everybody will dump their whole wallet in bro trust me bro
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Woman takes 10x dose of turmeric, gets hospitalized for liver damage
Can't wait for the chubbyemu video to explain the science of what happens here
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Satisfactory 1.1 is out! – What is your favourite feature?
blueprint auto connect seems like it could help with slapping down a factory quickly, but probably vertical nudging and vertical splitters will help me out the most
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Colombian killed in U.S. strike was on a fishing trip, wife claims: "Why did they just take his life like that?"
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The cruelty is the point
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Often
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Looks like shitty_watercolor
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Factcheck: Trump’s climate report includes more than 100 false or misleading claims
It's good to track the misinformation, but the people that need to understand this don't care. Even as their houses are flooded, burned down, etc., they won't care. To them, facts and science are the enemy, the only thing that matters is their fabrication of reality in their head.
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What's your "weird flex"?
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Were they like those tiny pizzas from that Nathan For You episode?