It’s almost as if they never actually cared about the server but rather were just using it to score points. Not at all like, you know, absolutely everything else.

Why would he not?

Did something happen the first time that would deter him from doing it again?

Reps need to be taking part in the protests. Preferably Korean-style.

For a lot of people, tweaking hardware and screwing with software is as much or more of a hobby than playing games.

I’ve got about a dozen retro handhelds that are loaded with the same games but they’re all configured and modded differently simply for the love of tinkering. The time I’ve spent fooling around under the hood vs playtime is easily 50:1. But like… that’s what I buy them for.

I mean, it doesn’t help that literally everyone is cooperating. Not a single person has refused to leave their post, locked themselves in, thrown a punch, fought back, gotten arrested. Every federal worker “fired” has rolled over and taken it.

I’m kind of shocked that relationship hasn’t already imploded

They’re not that secret- and everyone’s just allowing them to do it out in the open. It’s not all that clandestine, Americans just happen to be huge cowards.

“What do you expect us to do? We might GET IN TROUBLE and maybe even lose our shitty jobs that we hate!”

Meanwhile, in Korea, middle-aged politicians are in the streets jumping fences and trying to grab cops’ assault rifles

As someone who has a tough time getting to sleep most nights, this actually sounds like hell.

Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

Then you can’t arrest them, you target-practice dropout

I hope he feels pitchforks before he dies.

100% had a fucking aneurysm over a private email server

No they didn’t. They pretended to.

Fuck OFF. You know exactly what to do- it’s what your countrymen did, more than once, when they accomplished the things all of you have spent a couple centuries loudly taking credit for.

Do you think there weren’t colonists who were worried that rebellion would cost them their livelihoods? Do you think your grandparents fought the Nazis risk-free? You aren’t special. Your shitty job that you hate isn’t special. They were real people- you understand that, right? Everyone who ever stood up for anything consequential had plenty to lose.

For as long as I live, I never want to hear another American crowing about their oh-so-grand revolutionary spirit. But, sure, whatever- wait until your country decides to invade us and hope that we’ll take action since you spent three decades watching with your thumbs up your asses and failing to do anything while the rest of us accurately explained to you precisely what was going to happen.

“If they persist” = “as long as everyone keeps rolling over and allowing it”

Ice / Homeland security is basically the Gestapo now.

It always has been for literally millions of people.

Are you saying someone should warn a bunch of abject cowards off of following the only halfway courageous instinct they’re ever had?

More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.

I was banned for “showing extreme indifference” when that really funny thing happened to the health care CEO

The dirt this guy must have on EVERYONE is insane.

He’s one fucking guy, you cowards.