McConnell warns of future headline: ‘Russia wins, America loses’
Blocking Garland’s nomination
Allowing Garland to become a feckless AG
Acquitting Trump twice
Stacking the court 6–3
Abusing the filibuster
Sabotaging election security
Fueling division and dysfunction
Mitch McConnell didn’t just enable Trump—he architected the road to American fascism.
Burn in hell, Mitch.
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this is your fault Mitch.
eat shit.
Lmao I hope he sees pitchforks before he dies.
I hope he feels pitchforks before he dies.
I'd accept him dying in the next month for any reason and being replaced by a Democrat in a special election.
But like if we can have both that's good too
How could this possibly Moscow Mitch's fault!?
I can't wait till he dies so I can book my flight to piss on his grave.
I will be attending the group poop on his grave, no doubt. Rest in pieces, Bitch McConnell.
Definitely poop since they all have a piss fetish.
Mitch never saw a "War with Russia" bill he didn't endorse. He's old school Neocon and was wholly on board with the project for post-Soviet US global hegemony. I don't think its strictly fair to say "Russia Wins, America Loses" is his fault, because he was working overtime to get to a future in which Wall Street and The Pentagon controlled it all.
But his all-in bet on Moderate Amounts of Fascism tipped the board. He put far too much effort in winning the next electoral cycle in pursuit of a permanent Republican Majority. And when he finally got what he wanted - not once, in '16 but twice with a second GOP clean sweep in '24 - he looked up to discover the prize came with strings attached.
Turns out, the US isn't the only country that can meddling with elections and affect regime change through soft power. Now we're getting a wave of modern White Nationalism that's aligning DC, Moscow, and perhaps London and Berlin depending on how the chips fall in the next few elections. Its not America or Russia that's winning, but a cartel of plutocrats and their bloodthirsty groyper minions, in an unholy new internationalist Axis of Evil.
the deep irony is that the people electing the globalists are frothed up to do so by the fear of globalism.
Not these globalists though, it's the (((globalists))) they're afraid of.
I'm pretty sure that's the "secret" notation for Jews these days but I don't run in those circles so I could be wrong about that.
hey great news. i'm one of those jews they hate. yeah. that's exactly what's going on. their antisemitic fear of globalism blinds them to the real conspiracy to collect all power into a centralized cabal
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Old school Republicans were fine with a Republican President having this power, just not Trump.
Treason, convicted for treason, has such a nice sound to it.
Someday soon a flight of stairs with an uneven pitch will end him and those stairs will enter the pantheon of heros with Luigi.
Fuck you, turtleboi.
You did this. You materially and consistently helped this to happen.
YOU FUCKING DID THIS.
the right has no room in it to consider the possibility that the hippies, punks, black panthers, or any other anti-authoritarian movement, has a point until it's already too late.
I don't understand this mother fucker. He worked all his life against this country and now he's shocked its having issues and may lose ground to a competitor?
Reminds me of German chancellor Franz von Papen. He was instrumental in bringing Hitler to power but he never accepted responsibility for it, even though he lived until 1969!
He's not the majority leader any more, and without all the sycophants flattering and distracting him, it turns out that someone has been systematically sabotaging US democracy going back years.
Your fault, dipshit.
says the motherfucker who's entire career has been to attack his own country and sell it to Russia...
Maybe this was a celebratory statement?
Oh lord, you could be totally right
China.
Source: crack pipe. Also his wife
SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDISON. YOU ENABLED THIS.
sincerely your constituent
fun fact addison has weak, really moist hands. I should know, I shook his hand* in college.
*edit- damn autocorrect
Is that what happened to him ? Shaken head syndrome ?
Moscow Mitch trying to confess to get to heaven. I hope this guy ends up like promethous.
He is desperately trying to redeem his legacy for future historians, now that he realizes he is going to be taking the blame in future history books for enabling the MAGA scourge. He has finally figured out that he will be remembered as one of the worst, most destructive, Americans in history. He deserves it.
I hope he believes in God so he can live in terror of the afterlife during whatever life he has left.
I second the Prometheus idea.
This guy bred the face-eating leopards for decades.
Imagine the one guy who can be credited the most (aside from Trump/Musk) with us being where we are, complaining that we're here.
I want to punch him till his face is flat....
And I would like to give him a shave til his face is concave
Entirely a product of his design, Russia would not be anywhere near as influencing today if not for his regressive agenda and undermining US democracy.
Without Moscow Mitch, Putin would still be at the Ukraine border throwing tantrum as more sanctions are thrown in his regime.
Either do something or stfu, traitor.
Technically he is the lone GOP senator to vote against 3 Trump nominees and to openly side with Ukraine.
If we celebrate him and a few more GOP jump on tbat bandwagon it could be phenomenal.
Only way to celebrate McConnell imo.
That or send a Mario brother to deal with a turtle.
I guess I wouldn't be all that upset if he died but it wouldn't make any difference at all because the Republicans would still have a comfortable senate majority.
If anything it would probably make senators more afraid to oppose Trump.
Yeah, compared to the newest batch of anti-american traitorous qon scum, mcturtle is almost one of the good Republicans. And I threw up a little bit in my mouth even typing that.
But at least he had a pair enough to say that the polio vaccine is, well, a thing. Because he's not a complete dumbfuck like some of these younger asshats, who are breeding all kinds of stupidity and awfulness to far surpass his version of conservative Republican. The new, younger assholes are just pure Dunning-Kruger Nazi 2.0 stuff.
People kept telling me - and keep telling me, in fact - that somehow the newer generation(s) are magical beings that will somehow save all the rest of us. Not sure I believe that for a second when the qons are cranking out people far fucking worse than old Mitch.
Yeah I have no faith in the next generation as they are now. They're learning from AI and Social Media algorithms, meaning they know less than nothing. The system built by our elders never taught them critical thinking or about the scientific method, the education system has failed us. Even if they didn't, unless schools implement a constant stream of dopamine and seratonin inducing methods then they can't compete for children's attention.
Russia already won, you fuckweasel.
This is fucking Bitch McConnell's fault almost entirely
He was the 21st century problem, but he can share blame with Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich, who built the foundation that McConnell stood on.
and who's fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done
FUCK. yep you got me.
I still fucking hate mitch tho
Who you gonna call?
Call? Can't I just send an email?
Who's you gonna call?
Sub headline: Moscow Mitch Russian MVP.
Why would he warn about something he himself arranged? Is he warning the american people who are dumb enough to vote for him and his russian partners?
Just announcing the success of his life's work lol.
Much thanks to you, Moscow Mitch McConnell.
I hate that we're still thinking about things in these terms. It's not Americans versus Russians, it's Americans, Russians, and pretty much everyone the fuck else versus our leadership. Putin fuckin sucks, so does our leadership, and it's the people of the US, the people of Russia, and all the people we impact that pay the price for it. If the average Russian gets ahead in life over me, it doesn't impact me. In fact, good job, bud, I'm happy for you. If our fucking asshole leaders get yet another leg up, though, it impacts basically everyone.
Gotta tell ya, there are an unfortunate number of Russians and Americans that support shitty leadership because they’re shitty people and they want shitty things to happen, and a bunch more that are willing to look the other way if they perceive it helps them somehow.
I said this years ago and got flamed on Reddit.
The oligarchs and the intelligence agencies of every major power are more friends than they are with citizens of their own nations. China and the US and Russia are friends at a certain income threshold. The enemy bullshit is for us peons
It's a class war, but ordinary people have been effectively deprived of the ability to realize this. Marx had it right about the need for class consciousness.
You enabled all of this you crypt keeping turtle
Ya' think? We've been saying that all along. But, nope, gotta keep your seat in Congress for just one more term. Idiot.
Yeah, no shit Michie, that is what you've been working on all this time
If you're too dumb to understand that then...nog fuck it, just die already and them please, and I mean this with all the passion in my atheist heart; burn in hell. Forever.
Insert image of guy in hot dog suit here
You did that, you fucking moron. God damn Mitch is acting like he's just some misunderstood good guy when he's why it happened. Moscow Mitch is a nickname for a reason.
This is no longer Mitch McConnell, this is a dying old man thinking of what he's going to say to St. Peter.
Fuck you, McConnell! You could’ve fixed this easily years ago. Instead you were too far up Donald’s ass. Go to hell!
Trump should begin a new human centipede. Musk goes first, followed by whatever first magat comes around.
When the centipede is complete, it unlocks the path to Putin's ass. Trump finally bites firmly into those flopping anal wrinkles and attaches himself permanently, creating
I don’t think there is one person who was more in the right place to stop this than Mitch so yea - fuck you Mitch
I can not wait for the cross-country road trip I'm going to take to piss on his grave.
I think urinals should be installed over his and donvict's.
A headline I look forward to: "Mitch McConnell dies; no one mourns"
he's trying to find the guy who did this
I figured they were typically resting on his chin with the mushroom in his mouth.
But maybe he likes to chortle the balls.
You're probably right, I always assumed he just withdrew his head back into his shell when he was threatened; you know what they say about assuming!
Future headline? That was the headline on Nov. 6th last year.
All thanks to him.
Yeah, good job Mitch you stupid MF.
That's already the headline, Moscow Mitch (you fucking bitch).
Mitch McConnell's only possible path out of hell is to strap 20 pounds of C4 to himself and going to shake hands with Donny.
While in a cabinet meeting with all his creepy, brainless minions and his hubby, Musk, in attendance.
Thus his nickname Moscow mitch
Like if he's not at fault.
Fuck off shit head.
More likely: Russia loses, America loses, everyone loses
Except Canada. I'm betting they come out ahead cause they've been nice to everyone.
Mr. Rogers would approve.
I fear Canada will be the USA and Russia's punching bag when they both get frustrated with how things are going.
Trying to imagine a world where Mcturtle would have whipped the vote to indict that piece of shit donvict and throw him in prison where he fucking belongs.
Justice would have been done. Would that have torched Mcturtle's career and possibly put him in the line of fire for all the murderous magabrained dumbasses out there wanting to get revenge for their god-emperor being dealt with properly?
Yes. But still. He should have done everything possible to get donvict behind bars.
He should bud dwyer himself
If only you had fucking done something about it instead of going on a power trip. This is literally your fault.
"Mumble mumble mumble, turtle turtle, empty political statement...om-nom, good samwidge..."
NO, motherfucker, this is not a game anymore! Get the fuck out of the way, because we need some people DOING things around here! Trump isn't killing the United States, it's the lack of opposition. These old-money-party Democrats are fiddling around while Rome burns.
McConnell is a retiring Republican senator, but I get your point.
Fuck you, Bitch McConnell. The Russians already have a stooge in the White House and you're to blame for this whole fucking mess existing in the first place. Go rot in hell with Reagan you fucking asshole.
YOU ENABLED THIS, ASSHOLE.
Fuck off fuckface
Thanks Glitch. I’ll consider your moment of clarity while I piss on your grave.
To those not keeping score, this man may have single-handedly caused more damage to our institution than anyone else, alive or dead. It’s more than coincidence that his actions are in perfect alignment with the kremlin. We are now in a tail-spin of destabilization that greatly benefits putin. Funny how that all worked out, neh?
McConnell in the 8th inning: "hey, wait a minute...!"
Bottom of the ninth.
Let's hope they both lose.
Fuck the US and fuck Russia
It's clear to me now that Polio actually contracted Mitch McConnell
I hope people shit on his grave when he kicks the bucket finally!
GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH RUSTY BARBED WIRE YOU TRAITOROUS FUCKING CUNT
Thanks for warning us of PROBLEMS YOU CAUSED..
Oh look, Moscow Mitch has figured it out!
He wasn't one of the dumb ones who had a revelation, he's one of the soulless ones who sold us out
Apologies, tone of voice didn't carry. I was being completely sarcastic on that, part of why I called him what I did. It's apparently one of the very few names that piss him off, yet he was an amazing tool for Moscow, arguably a better one than Trump. Trump is a five year old with a shotgun, no plan and running around screaming... and Trump wouldn't be able to pull off a damn thing if Mitchy hadn't literally shredded so much of the US for him.
There is so very little to have hope for and celebrate in the situation we're in, but I can take at least a huge helping of schadenfreude watching McConnell get EVERYTHING he wanted yet be off the throne and reviled by the people he propped up. Truly, my hope is that his freezes finally hits and is permanent while he's still conscious and is forced to live and watch longer trapped away before he burns in hell.
It takes a lot for me to hate someone, it takes a lot more for me to wish evil upon someone. I cannot think of a single person that I have this level of just absolute hatred for, many are more mask off evil, but Moscow Mitch will go down in history as the architect of the US's destruction.
"Here's your toy back, sorry I broke it but I won't be compensating you in any way" energy
That is already a headline describing reality right now. Putin has won more than he ever would have expected.
Also fuck that ghoul, who more than anyone else (except perhaps Putin himself) was the person responsible for this situation. Hope your death will be long and painful.
Hell is too good for him, is there a Super Hell?
Mitch if you got cooked into Turtle soup that would be the only good that has ever come of you
KINDLY SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS
Likewise, I HATE this piece of shit mother fucker.
But, let's hope for our sakes some of the idiots listen to him.
Really? You dumbfuck. You allowed this to happen.
Oh look Mitch, it's the consequences of your own actions.
Russian's economy is in the dumpster, yeah? Like, they're a few years ahead of us on the falling-apart scale?
Have we seen big, shitty countries before? Russia and the US being shitty, non-globally competitive countries means neither one is likely to be a winner.
Cartoon villains aren’t this dense…
I'd welcome him to the right side of history since he now understands the situation, but he has realized too late that this was all his fault. Less whining, more taking responsibility for this.
That's the current headline and it's courtesy of Mitch
Cunt McTurtle must be feeling close to death and requiring of some level of perceived redemption...
Starting a miserable attempt at an obvious failure of a rehabilitation tour at this point...??? FUCK RIGHT OFF!!
Redemption is not for you.
🤡 🙄 🖕 🖕
Fuck that turtle. He made it happen.
My guess is he's got a few more years to go, but from the color of the skin not as many as orange boy. Turtle man you'll sorely be. Did I miss something? Nah looks good, post it.
Just another politician playing both sides.
Did he fill his diaper again?
Even mcturtle has this one right.
That stupid fuck
Yeah, thanks, Mitch, we know. Shut the fuck up, you've done enough. /S
His little "omg how did this happen" face. Nothing more pathetic seeing as how he helped this regime come into power.
If for no other reason than to make the turtle a liar, we have got to take our government back from the criminals that stole it
I'll support McConnell over any other GOP if he keeps up what hes been doing since January. Nobody else on that team voted against Hegseth, Gabbard, and RFK jr.
Maybe they could be the straw that breaks the camels back and allows for Trump to be impeached and removed in the future. Just need 13 GOP senators to cross before midterms, maybe less afterwards.
Star of Ukraine LOL