It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb....

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.

Well... I am a dad, but I haven't met your mother in a long time, so I'm not sure if I'm your dad.

Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don't know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

I think it's also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.

It's more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it's pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.

"What are you doing step ladder?"

Isn't there like a toungue in cheek comment about that in the movie?

Tadaaaa!

I'm with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.

They were short but feisty

My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don't want to be like that to my kids or any one else.

I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.

"What is it Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjC3R6jOtUo

I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it's right up my alley.

I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.

Look dad! I'm a real toilet!

The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or "abort" a growing grass seed....

Brand new sentence right there

I don't know how else to explain my point. It's like having a bumper sticker with the text "fuck cancer".

I mean that I hope everyone understand that it's bad. Like an absolute bad thing.

It does depend on the questions and the answers.

I mean, I could ask something like "how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?" and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots....

When you're at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?

Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.