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Never knew my...
"What are you doing step ladder?"
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Never knew my...
"What are you doing step ladder?"
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How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don't know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
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when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?
Brand new sentence right there
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Good summary
"What is it Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."
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Can I push your stool in?
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Well... I am a dad, but I haven't met your mother in a long time, so I'm not sure if I'm your dad.
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A masturbator
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As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
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How often do you admit you were wrong?
My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don't want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
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Deutschland moment
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I'm with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.
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A masturbator
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AI slop...py seconds
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How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
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You could be a blow queen.... Then you get money and food at the same time.
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What would everyone think of us accepting questions about myth and legends and biblical stuff?
It does depend on the questions and the answers.
I mean, I could ask something like "how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?" and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots....
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Help me understand- Angine de Poitrine
I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it's right up my alley.
I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.
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Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I'm not banned though...yet
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Young Men
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I don't know how else to explain my point. It's like having a bumper sticker with the text "fuck cancer".
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Young Men
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I mean that I hope everyone understand that it's bad. Like an absolute bad thing.
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Celebrities who had sex with eachother
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Yeah.. so she had sex with herself
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Celebrities who had sex with eachother
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?
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Celebrities who had sex with eachother
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...and that's pretty darn funny! Isn't it? Come on... please
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TIL: story of Marine Chromometer
The full movie Longitude is on youtube.
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I prefer mine with the bone
Avocado without an I.