lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyDr. Wesker when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?View original on lemmy.sdf.org151Comments32Reply
TropicalDingdong lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this: 37Reply
4404 replylemmy.zipReminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible Edit: the scene2Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social8Hide 8 repliesI spit them out because they're the grossest candies in the box.35Reply
Dr. Wesker replylemmy.sdf.org7Hide 7 repliesWhy even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?21Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social6Hide 6 repliesI only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don't know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite. But yes I am gay.39Reply
Dr. Wesker replylemmy.sdf.org5Hide 5 repliesprotip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what's what. You know what, good for you.20Reply
TTIEPilot replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOr get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!3Reply
Super Mega Ultra Edition DX Unleashed 64 replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyAww slowly puts the hammer back4Reply
TTIEPilot replylemmy.worldWell if it makes you happy I say don't listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!3Reply
FFrowingFostek lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I'm choking on all the fluids, then gargle.16Reply
FFrowingFostek replylemmy.worldNah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that's got something to prove.5Reply
PPostmortal_Pop lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt's easier to crack the bottom and knock it back like a shot.13Reply
end0fline replypiefed.socialThis is my method. I like removing the cherry with my tongue and then finishing the chocolate afterwards.5Reply
TrackinDaKraken lemmy.worldThese are too rich, or something I can't quite describe. I don't like them. Cherry chocolate chip ice cream works. Otherwise, for whatever reason cherry and chocolate don't go together well. I love cherries, I love chocolate, but not together.5Reply
wwuffah lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time. I’m not losing much weight :(5Reply
Super Mega Ultra Edition DX Unleashed 64 replysh.itjust.worksI'm following Mark Twain's guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.5Reply
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I just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this:
Reminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible
Edit: the scene
I spit them out because they're the grossest candies in the box.
Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don't know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.
But yes I am gay.
protip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what's what.
You know what, good for you.
Hey now there's some good advice!
Or get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!
Aww slowly puts the hammer back
Well if it makes you happy I say don't listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!
I just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I'm choking on all the fluids, then gargle.
Are you free this weekend?
Nah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that's got something to prove.
It's easier to crack the bottom and knock it back like a shot.
This is my method. I like removing the cherry with my tongue and then finishing the chocolate afterwards.
There it is.
Yes. Sometimes. Maybe.
It's classified.
Thanks, Obama
Brand new sentence right there
Pee is stored in the nipples(?)
I lick it till it melts, then I suck. Then I just go to town on the rest.
These are too rich, or something I can't quite describe. I don't like them.
Cherry chocolate chip ice cream works. Otherwise, for whatever reason cherry and chocolate don't go together well. I love cherries, I love chocolate, but not together.
I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.
I’m not losing much weight :(
I'm following Mark Twain's guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.
Turns out the intestines are super good at absorbing nutrients.
No, I bite the side and lick it hollow like a civilized person
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