as long as there is not gender affirming care

Except when its testosterone for low-t males.

My guess is someone with enough money or proximity to power got gouged and bitched about it.

even if they merged with Jesus Christ himself

That motherfucker has some explaining to do.

Choosing to invite my Jan 6er uncle to family events knowing I would never break break with an insurrectionist traitor.

First, I stopped attending family events. Eventually went no contact. Now my happiest recent memory of my mom is when my daughter couldn't remember her name.

Sthuffrrin sthuccotash!

Grew up with Sylvester saying that, didn't actually try it until well into adulthood. Made me wish I'd tried it sooner.

"Hey everyone, this asshole is wearing smart glasses and recording us all. Question is: are they going to remove them right now, or are we?"

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/02/nearby-glasses-new-app-alerts-you-wearing-smart-glasses-surveillance-meta-snap-bluetooth/

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ch.pocketpc.nearbyglasses

He entered a guilty plea.

"When death is no longer the worst alternative, there will be revolution."

• my highschool history teacher

Me three

Tuna is a fruit?

George Carlin voters continuing to vote these charlatans in power.

Um what?

They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.

• George Carlin, Life is Worth Losing, 2005

An interrobang? In this economy?

Referring to those idiots as George Carlin Voters as if they're following his advice is disingenuous and an insult to a great man.

Grew up with these and recently found them at some shop; picked up for the kids. I've also seen similar to this but they're catnip.

Mark Hamill is on Bluesky.

Suck it Shatner.

Musk has joined key diplomatic calls and even attempted to broker peace with Iran.

That's a pretty clear violation of the Logan Act. Gettin' blue from holding my breath over here.

They call those setups aquaponics. It's a really cool system and one I would love to have as an indoor farming setup some day when I can finance it.

Currently I die a little inside when I do aquarium filter cleaning and water changes. The amount of nutrientns I cannot re-use is saddening. So much good fish poopy going to waste.

Another cost consideration is the food safety licensing and whatnot you would need to have.

And again, generation X completely forgotten about.