"Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this "doorframe" monstrosity?
It's bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?"
Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.
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Well what's the text? oh.
That's a door that gets around.
Cyclocosmia as well
Wtf how does the pattern look so scary
A lot of your would-be ancestors died of spider attacks.
Forbidden Oreo
Lol door butt.
Other species, too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phragmosis
That's Secretary of Tunnel Affairs Cyclocosmia, you peasant! You're getting stamped for that!
Hodor?
Antdor
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Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman
Being a Door can seem deceptively easy. You have one job. What if you let the wrong person in??
That's not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.
The other doors are lazy asses, so I end up dooring all the time.
"Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this "doorframe" monstrosity? It's bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?"
"You pass butter"
YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.
[https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!
I'm glad they get breaks.
Fixed link https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html
HODOR!
At least he's a valued member of the comunity
We don't know for sure that they appreciate his contribution. Probably there are Karen ants complaining that it's still a little drafty.
Nodor. Hodon't.
Always too soon
Too late!
Nobody can be a better door
Hey at least he HAS a purpose.
I wish my purpose in life would be that simple
The brain the size of a galaxy...
Waddya mean "just" seems pretty important.
Well that's interesting/freaky as fuck.
Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.
The fate of some protoss zealot
Block head
hey man, sometimes God puts you on earth with a purpose
https://youtu.be/FoIkN4yX-jk