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I'll be glad to see the day when the front page isn't 70% step-fantasies.

Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.

Was this what Wizards was talking about when they said they had big plans for D&D's 50th anniversary?

Every time it comes up, I use it. All the haters don't understand probabilities.

Disable safety protocols.

What am I supposed to.... You sneaky bastard.

They stole my catchphrase!

I think we left What If long ago.

Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

... To get the candy.

Got it. Gas prices will stay the same, if not increase. No one should honestly believe there's going to be a "pretty sizable rollback".

A teacher in highschool put this up on the screen and told us to read it to ourselves,

"Aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

Then some bright light in the back of the room asked if that was actually true after fully comprehending what was in front of them.

So he changes the name in the US and it stays Lake Ontario for the rest of the world? Fine with me.

In response to nearly everything, "That was my high school nickname!"

Trick question. The answer is Captain Kathryn Janeway.

Using Teams is a pretty big catch already.

Me

I never understood this behaviour. I will starve before I run out of things to wipe my ass with.

Aaaand now I'm sad.

I DD'd for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!