As a born and raised New Mexican, who now unfortunately lives in the Midwest. Nah, still happening. Got a roomful within the past two months. I blame Missouri public education.

They're learning, god help us all. jk

Bomb voyage.

And we made Carter sell his peanut farm in case it was a conflict of interest. I wish a thousand years of darkness and obscurity on the Republican party, the fools.

So now he's angry that we've fucked up our agricultural exports badly enough that the rest of the world doesn't think our trash goods are food grade?

I know how to make rope, among other things, as an eagle scout, and I have some experience with atatl so, probably dying of fever at 14.

Damn right, keep that fucking ball of hydrogen out of the sky and burning my damned retinas for as much of a day as I can possibly have locally, thank you. 🖕

Imagine the printing costs of putting variations of the right on all your products? Just the color variety alone would add to the production costs.

What a shithead, we've fought rebellions in this country over goddamn stamps and whiskey, and they really imagine material conditions are good enough that this sort of behavior will be tolerated amidst their ill advised trade war?

Fuckers should help me restore my old academic portfolio then. Might as well put living in a dystopian surveillance state to helpful use.

I'm gonna cackle if this turns out to be a five-d chess move from the Qataris to make sure they can kill the US president whenever they want.

Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints' Row?

Aren't these guys misusing blackpilled? I thought it was specifically for suicide not just going NEET? Which like we should talk about but not through this corporate productivity-washed drivel.

They utterly forget it was an easy way to flex on a homie; "Ah, green, brown? You must be a peasant, feast your eyes on my purple and red."

Shocking, shocking I say.

Oh no! Sex ed is working and preventing non-ideal pregnancies?! The sky must be falling!

Oh, that's why the grail was important, yeah, I'll accept that into my theology tenuously.

Truly unforseeable instability

I miss the good honest deception of spending hours trying to make misinformation pieces for fun. Truly, people are too lazy to even hoax authentically anymore, truly a shame.

Complicated method of suicide, but given the circumstances I will allow it.