Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

It’s either a completely truthful breakdown about what makes the game not worth it, or a wackadoodle comment about the dumbest thing possible.

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

GPT4, Write a poem about a ball sack that has a mysterious seam on it.

In realms of flesh where mysteries dwell, A ball sack’s tale I’m here to tell, Its surface smooth, yet a seam concealed, A riddle of secrets, soon revealed.

Beneath the skin, a journey untold, Where life’s enigma begins to unfold, A hidden seam, like a whispered song, Invisible threads, where wonders belong.

A vessel of life, in delicate guise, Holds the promise of love in its size, Yet, a seam’s mystery, a cryptic design, In the dance of existence, it intertwines.

Perhaps it’s a mark of life’s creation, A symbol of nature’s artful foundation, Or a reminder that within us, seams run deep, Where mysteries and stories eternally keep.

So, let us ponder this ball sack’s grace, With its hidden seam, a mystical trace, In the human tapestry, where secrets gleam, A testament to life, like a waking dream.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

-The shark has every right to be there.
-I’m not going to let fear dominate my vacation.
-It’s just water bro!
-Statistically you’re more likely to get mugged by a Kansas City snail on the forth of July.
-My cousin got eaten, and he said it wasn’t even that bad.
-Why are you always bringing up sharks and never dolphins?
-I’ve looked into it, and basically a shark is a tuna with some additional details.

I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?

Dude went from WW1 flying ace to IT customer support disgrace.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

I’m winning insane arguments with myself in there.

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.

(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

CMD window pops up and closes.

Her quote is one of the most badass in history. “I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man.”

Things went rather badly for the Prince Eugen SS turds after the war.

Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

I once showed up 8 hours late for work. My boss wanted our team to have three eight hour shifts but he kept changing the start times and team members so much no one knew when anyone else was working unless they checked the schedule. When I showed up that day I realized I should have worked the previous shift, and another manager asked what I was still doing there. I picked up a clip board and told him I need to check some things. Basically I just stopped in front of various things, nodded slowly, then drew a picture. My boss saw me and said I was a shining example of what to do.