100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
If it's a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn't skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that's extremely professional aside from the fact that they're squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone's clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn't survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It's not a criticism, I'm just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.
as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.
I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don't you think ?
tip; sleep with your bedroom door closed. you’d be very surprised at how much time it can buy to get out alive. of course also CHANGE YOUR DETECTOR BATTERIES too. :)
source: am firefighter. it’s amazing how soot covered a hallway can be and tenable a bedroom can be with its door closed.
Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
I'm not sure if its common, but definitely sensible.
Shoes by the bed for broken glass
Helmet to protect from falling furniture
Loud emergency whistle in your day bag and at another home.
Respirator so you don't breathe in volcanic glass if there's an eruption.
I've seen some people recommend a prybar like this and a battery-powered cutting tool in case you need to free yourself from inside the building. Door and window frames could shift and might get stuck, even if the building is still standing.
Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that's why I wouldn't do this, I'd rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.
Weirdly I'm always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it's somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
I'm a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot.
I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not.
And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall,
I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.
I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.
Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?
I don't know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I'm not saying which way is better, it's just weird to me.
And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn't start until we got our own place.
Now I'm 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don't walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn't flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I'm asleep and doesn't open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that's on you. I don't care if you're a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I'll put on something. But I'm not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
That's the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I'm imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an "impure" fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes
Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!
That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.
I agree, jeans are comfy to spend the day in. When I think of sleeping in jeans I think that I'd feel more pressure on specific spots since it has thicker seams than cotton and isn't as stretchy, but I may be mentally exaggerating.
16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.
When I was a kid, it was #5 with an extremely long shirt that draped almost to my toes.
It's not on this list, but I also had a full-body zipper pajamas as a kid... until I accidentally pulled a "There's Something About Mary" while trying to zip them closed after peeing in the middle of the night. My parents got rid of those fast after that.
Throughout my teen and early adult life, I switched to either #18 or #19. #19 while I still wore briefs; #18 when I ditched them for the infinitely more comfortable boxer briefs.
Until I discovered the freedom that came with #20. Been rocking that last one ever since.
EDIT: Once in a great while, if I have guests staying overnight, I'll pull out #1. Just to ensure I don't accidentally walk out nude in front of them during the night.
Right but look at the image, there's a clear difference between the boxers and what looks like normal or jeans shorts. The long pants have similar styling.
Definitely supposed to be like: pants, shorts, leggy undies, non-leggy undies, nothing.
So an armed onesie would be #1. Or if you're like me and figured out that the secret to supreme cozies in winter is fleece overalls, #6. Would never sleep in em, but that would be the number if I did.
1 or 6 depending on the season. Flannel or heavier fabrics in the winter, lighter in the summer. My husband is 2 or 17. We both used to be 20, but then our daughter was born and it sucked having to put something on while you stumbled around in the middle of the night taking care of her, easier to have already done it.
No longsleeves? A tshirt doesn't cut it in winter, and the distinction between tank top and tshirt in the graphic tells me that the graphic doesn't mean just any kind of top.
Oh I know about the garments, I'm ex-mo myself, but I've never heard of onesie garments. They're all basically #3 in the chart. I thought they were talking about something different
I can't find my hat and night shirt...
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
I got chu
This thread is so close to devolving into "A Christmas Carol."
You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.
21 😏 ::: spoiler spoiler NSFW
:::
That was worth the spoiler click
Thock!
https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI
I fixed the image for you
Fixed it more better
Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.
Bonus point for cropped caption!
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it's not stupid
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
If it's a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn't skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
It'd have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
Congratulations on your wife's big naturals
Almost always 20 :)
Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that's extremely professional aside from the fact that they're squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone's clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn't survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It's not a criticism, I'm just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
That's a really good point. I'd like to add that I've lived in places where I wouldn't survive much longer outside while naked.
And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?
Weirdly, yeah. I won't pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it's enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.
I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
For most of us though, help is a door knock away.
What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.
as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.
I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
It might. You know your environment better than I do. I just like hearing other perspectives.
tip; sleep with your bedroom door closed. you’d be very surprised at how much time it can buy to get out alive. of course also CHANGE YOUR DETECTOR BATTERIES too. :)
source: am firefighter. it’s amazing how soot covered a hallway can be and tenable a bedroom can be with its door closed.
Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
That makes the most sense to me.
On a side note, I hadn't even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?
I'm not sure if its common, but definitely sensible.
Shoes by the bed for broken glass Helmet to protect from falling furniture Loud emergency whistle in your day bag and at another home. Respirator so you don't breathe in volcanic glass if there's an eruption.
I've seen some people recommend a prybar like this and a battery-powered cutting tool in case you need to free yourself from inside the building. Door and window frames could shift and might get stuck, even if the building is still standing.
So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die .
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
Damn. There's no coming back from that burn.
Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that's why I wouldn't do this, I'd rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.
Weirdly I'm always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it's somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
You are only beholden to looking good
I'm a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
20
20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can't imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
Where the 18s at...?
Dude I'm 18 for life
I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
Same, currently
Is this the no undies = swamp ass problem?
No undies = embarrassed kids
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
who tf Donald ducks it?
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
This is poetry
Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!
20 is the way
People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that
Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked
I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.
I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.
Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?
No, I'm from Slovakia.
I don't know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I'm not saying which way is better, it's just weird to me.
And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency
This is why robes exist.
Right? Cloak thy dong, tie the sash securely and enter the world feeling the breeze on your undercarriage.
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Yeah I guess that helps :) I'm pretty shy, I don't want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
Come on, live a little, show some ding-a-ling.
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn't start until we got our own place. Now I'm 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
*Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.
Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’
Yeah this one. Double income no kids with a dog. S was plural
That makes sense! Thanks! I'll have to start using that.
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What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don't walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn't flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I'm asleep and doesn't open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that's on you. I don't care if you're a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I'll put on something. But I'm not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
20
20 and its the only correct way
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.
I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
I rest my case
1 (plus socks):
Also, who's out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.
Explain yourself.
No need to sell me on it. I'm listening.
That's the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I'm imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an "impure" fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.
Yeah fair enough
I prefer 20, but sometimes I'll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I CAST NAP NAP
20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly
17
I hate sleeping with a shirt on.
Tobias?
I'm assuming they're boxers, but the icon is definitely giving nevernude vibes.
Same, but I go with 16.
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
20 is where it's at, for sure.
100%
best pajamas are made of leather...
I promise, I'm not a psychopath.
Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?
18
Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.
::: spoiler NSFW :::
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."
Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"
::: spoiler Greedy player: What about petrifying everybody then, who's unfortunate enough to see me unclad? :::
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
Cue my ...entry... music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
18
Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes
Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.
19
hmu
Just socks, baby. Don't @ me.
Socks in bed is a crime. The feet must breathe
Moisturizing in the night, trying to catch up on the years of neglect.
20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.
Ew wdf
My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I'm sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.
So this somehow doesn't apply to blankets and bedsheets?
My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear
1
I grew up there too bro (☞◍ω◎)☞
What, no formalwear option?
I know, right? What if there's a fire, and I have to go to a black tie dinner afterward.
20 for over 40 years
Always 18
18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.
Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!
That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.
20 I unless it's winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.
I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now
20 at home, 18 somewhere else.
1, t shirt and jeans.
Denim in bed??
Do you also sleep covered by a jlanket and rest your head on a jillow?
No, just a weighted blanket and a regular pillow. I'm not sure why people find this weird tho, jeans are comfy.
I agree, jeans are comfy to spend the day in. When I think of sleeping in jeans I think that I'd feel more pressure on specific spots since it has thicker seams than cotton and isn't as stretchy, but I may be mentally exaggerating.
Was looking for this lol
I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.
im 20 and my girlfriend is 14
2 in winter and 2 in summer
I'm kind of shook how far down this was.
The picture is a bit ambiguous, but for me it's not outdoor shorts, it's pajama shorts and when I was younger it was boxers.
I am quite surprised most people sleep naked!
Well I guess not everyone lives in a moderate climate like Germany has ;)
Even somewhere warmer, I'm a 2 year-round, too. I just have one very cool sheet that I use in the summer.
18 and only 18 😤
18
20 always
5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.
16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.
5 or 20
5 or 20... Donald Duck or Daffy Duck.
The true Daffy.
1 or 2, depends on the season.
5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is
Loose old 5
Also 18. When it's cold 16, lol. Never a shirt.
18
I used to 17 when I was in my hometown (tropical beach city).
Now is mostly 1 and 2, with 20 occasionally
When I was a kid, it was #5 with an extremely long shirt that draped almost to my toes.
It's not on this list, but I also had a full-body zipper pajamas as a kid... until I accidentally pulled a "There's Something About Mary" while trying to zip them closed after peeing in the middle of the night. My parents got rid of those fast after that.
Throughout my teen and early adult life, I switched to either #18 or #19. #19 while I still wore briefs; #18 when I ditched them for the infinitely more comfortable boxer briefs.
Until I discovered the freedom that came with #20. Been rocking that last one ever since.
EDIT: Once in a great while, if I have guests staying overnight, I'll pull out #1. Just to ensure I don't accidentally walk out nude in front of them during the night.
20 for me
Why are like half of these wearing full on pants? OP, do you actually sleep in like jeans shorts?
Some people wear full body pajamas.
Right but look at the image, there's a clear difference between the boxers and what looks like normal or jeans shorts. The long pants have similar styling.
I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be sweatpants/pj pants, considering they have drawstrings
Definitely supposed to be like: pants, shorts, leggy undies, non-leggy undies, nothing.
So an armed onesie would be #1. Or if you're like me and figured out that the secret to supreme cozies in winter is fleece overalls, #6. Would never sleep in em, but that would be the number if I did.
Ill fall asleep listening to music or an audiobook outside in a hammock many times so its whatever im wearing at the time, so my numbers are
1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 to account for everything i might be wearing
Nevernudes
Bold of you to assume people sleep at night
1 or 6 depending on the season. Flannel or heavier fabrics in the winter, lighter in the summer. My husband is 2 or 17. We both used to be 20, but then our daughter was born and it sucked having to put something on while you stumbled around in the middle of the night taking care of her, easier to have already done it.
What's it like being married to a nevernude?
18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.
1
1 gang. Anti sweat barrier
2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest
Sleep?
1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.
What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?
17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.
18
18, id like to see a statistic of this
3, sometimes 18, but I get sweaty in bed.
20 unless I'm trying to bundle up against the cold.
No longsleeves? A tshirt doesn't cut it in winter, and the distinction between tank top and tshirt in the graphic tells me that the graphic doesn't mean just any kind of top.
Missing the Mormon onesie.
What's a Mormon onesie?
They wear magic underwear. It's a whole thing.
Oh I know about the garments, I'm ex-mo myself, but I've never heard of onesie garments. They're all basically #3 in the chart. I thought they were talking about something different
I'm #1
We are number 1
18 or 20, depending on how I'm feeling that day.
Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.
9 and 10 hmu
Fuck yeah 10s
18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.
3
No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.
2
17
The most practical answer for nighttime comfort, sanitation, and thermal management.
Long sleeves, tank top, leggings, sweatpants, socks, take off as needed while sleeping, I don’t even wake up to do it, it’s kinda crazy lol
7 as well. feels uncomfy being completely naked
3, 17, 20. Depends on the season.
I like wearing nothing at all ^nothing at all^
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.
I don't sleep.
17 like a mf
DOZENS!
Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?
I don't mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people's theshhold where late becomes early.
20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't
6 with socks. 7 or 8 depending on temperature.
5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck
19 to 20.
any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.
1, 2, 6, or 7 depending on the season.
Always #20
18
I'm too oily to sleep naked... #2 all the way, preferable in a shirt that's at least 2 sizes too big.
69
Usually 10.
2 in the winter, 7 in the summer.
1d20 every day
21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas
7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.
Depends if I have my shower directly before going to bed. If so, it’s 20, otherwise 4.
17 or 20, depending how dirty I feel.
2
Typically 2, sometimes 5 and rarely 20.
1, preferably. 20 if I forget doing the laundry...
Sometimes 18 sometimes 20.
Depends on the season. Winter is 1 but long sleeve (w/o socks or underwear, that's terrorism) and my weighted blanket.
Summer is more 2 or 17.
Now I am sad because it just got to hoot to use the weighted blanket. :(
7/14
1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20
I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed
My tired ass was going to ask why only women got the option to sleep topless and then I realized it wasnt ordered that way.... 18 for me.
2!
1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20
1,3,5,17,20 depending on the mood
1 or 2
5 in summer, 16 in winter.
20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy
nap is 18 and bedtime is 20
16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.
17
None of the above. I'm a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.
Fluctuate between 16 and 20
1, 4, 9 or 19 depending on the temperature in the bedroom.
Mine is not included, it's 20 with wool socks. Never going back to 20 honestly
8- got sensitive nipples.
19 or 20 only
17
17
In the Winter, 1, plus heavy socks and sometimes with a sweatshirt. I keep the thermostat set at 50F at night, in the Winter.
In the Spring and Fall, 3, sometimes with socks.
In the Summer, 18 or 20, never with socks.
Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.
2, 3, 17, 18
No option for no shirt....
The bottom row
Ah well that's it for me. 18
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