Spyke
lemm.ee

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.

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MintyFreshreply
lemmy.world

Fixed it more better

Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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redlemacereply
lemmy.world

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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lemmy.world

100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

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Novalingreply
lemmy.zip

If it's a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn't skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.

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jaschenreply
lemm.ee

My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

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lemmy.world

It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?

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lemmy.ca

20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.

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You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that's extremely professional aside from the fact that they're squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone's clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.

What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn't survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It's not a criticism, I'm just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.

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warmreply
kbin.earth

I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.

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lemmy.world

That's a really good point. I'd like to add that I've lived in places where I wouldn't survive much longer outside while naked.

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Exulionreply
lemmy.world

And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?

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Weirdly, yeah. I won't pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it's enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.

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warmreply
kbin.earth

I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

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What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.

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as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.

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socsareply
piefed.social

I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.

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I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.

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redlemacereply
lemmy.world

but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don't you think ?

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tip; sleep with your bedroom door closed. you’d be very surprised at how much time it can buy to get out alive. of course also CHANGE YOUR DETECTOR BATTERIES too. :)

source: am firefighter. it’s amazing how soot covered a hallway can be and tenable a bedroom can be with its door closed.

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leminal.space

Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption

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lemmy.world

That makes the most sense to me.

On a side note, I hadn't even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?

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I'm not sure if its common, but definitely sensible.

Shoes by the bed for broken glass Helmet to protect from falling furniture Loud emergency whistle in your day bag and at another home. Respirator so you don't breathe in volcanic glass if there's an eruption.

I've seen some people recommend a prybar like this and a battery-powered cutting tool in case you need to free yourself from inside the building. Door and window frames could shift and might get stuck, even if the building is still standing.

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flandishreply
lemmy.world

I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)

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Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that's why I wouldn't do this, I'd rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.

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Khruxreply
ttrpg.network

Weirdly I'm always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it's somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.

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I'm a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.

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lemmy.world

20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far

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EfreetSKreply
lemmy.world

for as long as I can remember

Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can't imagine that.

And afterwards were you always living alone?

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even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it's guessing, been a while). I've never been living completely alone

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lemmy.world

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

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Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!

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lemmy.world

People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that

  • I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
  • Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
  • Then renting an appartment with other people
  • Then owning an appartment with my gf
  • Then having kids

Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked

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Hegarreply
fedia.io

I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.

I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.

Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?

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EfreetSKreply
lemmy.world

No, I'm from Slovakia.

I don't know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I'm not saying which way is better, it's just weird to me.

And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency

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I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.

Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

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EfreetSKreply
lemmy.world

Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

Yeah I guess that helps :) I'm pretty shy, I don't want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling

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lemmy.world

So I am a 20, but I agree I didn't start until we got our own place. Now I'm 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him

*Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.

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LilB0kChoyreply
lemm.ee

Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?

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dontpanicreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

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What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don't walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn't flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I'm asleep and doesn't open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that's on you. I don't care if you're a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I'll put on something. But I'm not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.

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piefed.social

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior

Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.

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lemm.ee

I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise

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lemmy.world

That's the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I'm imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an "impure" fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.

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I prefer 20, but sometimes I'll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.

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I'm assuming they're boxers, but the icon is definitely giving nevernude vibes.

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Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

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100%

best pajamas are made of leather...

I promise, I'm not a psychopath.

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lemmy.world

Nat 20

DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.

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Nat 11

DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."

Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"

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Isareply
feddit.org

::: spoiler Greedy player: What about petrifying everybody then, who's unfortunate enough to see me unclad? :::

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If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

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My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

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Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes

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Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

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slrpnk.net

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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discuss.online

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I'm sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.

4

So this somehow doesn't apply to blankets and bedsheets?

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Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!

That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.

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pawb.social

No, just a weighted blanket and a regular pillow. I'm not sure why people find this weird tho, jeans are comfy.

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I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.

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Jessicareply
discuss.tchncs.de

I'm kind of shook how far down this was.

The picture is a bit ambiguous, but for me it's not outdoor shorts, it's pajama shorts and when I was younger it was boxers.

I am quite surprised most people sleep naked!

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gigachadreply
sh.itjust.works

Well I guess not everyone lives in a moderate climate like Germany has ;)

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Even somewhere warmer, I'm a 2 year-round, too. I just have one very cool sheet that I use in the summer.

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5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

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16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

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  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
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I used to 17 when I was in my hometown (tropical beach city).

Now is mostly 1 and 2, with 20 occasionally

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When I was a kid, it was #5 with an extremely long shirt that draped almost to my toes.

It's not on this list, but I also had a full-body zipper pajamas as a kid... until I accidentally pulled a "There's Something About Mary" while trying to zip them closed after peeing in the middle of the night. My parents got rid of those fast after that.

Throughout my teen and early adult life, I switched to either #18 or #19. #19 while I still wore briefs; #18 when I ditched them for the infinitely more comfortable boxer briefs.

Until I discovered the freedom that came with #20. Been rocking that last one ever since.

EDIT: Once in a great while, if I have guests staying overnight, I'll pull out #1. Just to ensure I don't accidentally walk out nude in front of them during the night.

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  • 1 Passed out with the lights on in Winter
  • 2 Passed out with the lights on in Summer
  • 3 Forever Alone (most days)
  • 5 Passed out after wank marathon
  • 18 Bedfellows in the Winter
  • 20 Bedfellows in the Summer or Luxury Hotel Beds with high thread count sheets
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lemmy.ml

Why are like half of these wearing full on pants? OP, do you actually sleep in like jeans shorts?

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verdigrisreply
lemmy.ml

Right but look at the image, there's a clear difference between the boxers and what looks like normal or jeans shorts. The long pants have similar styling.

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lemmy.world

I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be sweatpants/pj pants, considering they have drawstrings

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Definitely supposed to be like: pants, shorts, leggy undies, non-leggy undies, nothing.

So an armed onesie would be #1. Or if you're like me and figured out that the secret to supreme cozies in winter is fleece overalls, #6. Would never sleep in em, but that would be the number if I did.

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Ill fall asleep listening to music or an audiobook outside in a hammock many times so its whatever im wearing at the time, so my numbers are

1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 to account for everything i might be wearing

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1 or 6 depending on the season. Flannel or heavier fabrics in the winter, lighter in the summer. My husband is 2 or 17. We both used to be 20, but then our daughter was born and it sucked having to put something on while you stumbled around in the middle of the night taking care of her, easier to have already done it.

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2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

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1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

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No longsleeves? A tshirt doesn't cut it in winter, and the distinction between tank top and tshirt in the graphic tells me that the graphic doesn't mean just any kind of top.

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0opsreply
lemm.ee

What's a Mormon onesie?

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0opsreply

Oh I know about the garments, I'm ex-mo myself, but I've never heard of onesie garments. They're all basically #3 in the chart. I thought they were talking about something different

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Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

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No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

5

The most practical answer for nighttime comfort, sanitation, and thermal management.

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Long sleeves, tank top, leggings, sweatpants, socks, take off as needed while sleeping, I don’t even wake up to do it, it’s kinda crazy lol

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Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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I don't mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people's theshhold where late becomes early.

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I'm too oily to sleep naked... #2 all the way, preferable in a shirt that's at least 2 sizes too big.

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7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.

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Depends if I have my shower directly before going to bed. If so, it’s 20, otherwise 4.

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Depends on the season. Winter is 1 but long sleeve (w/o socks or underwear, that's terrorism) and my weighted blanket.

Summer is more 2 or 17.

Now I am sad because it just got to hoot to use the weighted blanket. :(

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I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed

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My tired ass was going to ask why only women got the option to sleep topless and then I realized it wasnt ordered that way.... 18 for me.

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1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20

2

None of the above. I'm a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

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Mine is not included, it's 20 with wool socks. Never going back to 20 honestly

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In the Winter, 1, plus heavy socks and sometimes with a sweatshirt. I keep the thermostat set at 50F at night, in the Winter.

In the Spring and Fall, 3, sometimes with socks.

In the Summer, 18 or 20, never with socks.

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Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

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