Trump Always Chickens Out just got a new meaning. Trump hiding under chicken and tacos is hilarious.

must of made a mistake their

thank you kind stranger

Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.

And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.

Pimmelgate

Hamburg Senator Andy Grote sent the police after being called 1Pimmel on Twitter. This lead to the fact that he will be known by this Name for the rest of his life

Wikipedia article translated for you:

In September 2021, Grote again got into public discussion. After he accused "ignorance" and a "stupid action" on the online platform Twitter in May 2021, celebrating masses in the Schanzenviertel who had violated corona distance rules,[17] another user commented on this with the tweet "You are so 1 dick". 18][19]

Due to a criminal complaint filed by Grote, an investigation was initiated for insult. This in turn led to the Hamburg police at the alleged author of the tweet in the St. Pauli district on the 8th. September 2021 carried out a house search. The photo of the search order was published by the person concerned on Twitter. 20][19] In public, the proportionality of these police measures was also questioned because of Grote's own violations of corona rules and his refusal to admit them publicly despite the fine notice, especially since the accused had already admitted to operate the Twitter account in question in a police subpoena and, according to his own statement, he had been promised to stop the proceedings for insignificance.[ 19] The entire incident became known as "Pimmelgate." 18][21][22][23] The media echo was remarkably large, the New York Times and the Washington Post also reported on it.[ 24][25][26]

As a result, allusions to the tweet developed to a viral trend on the net (Streisand effect) as well as to stickers and graffiti in Hamburg, which were removed or painted over several times by the police. The use of numerous police forces for these measures was criticized. 27]

The Hamburg CDU accused Grote of unsovere handling of the matter and called on him to resign as interior senator in order to avert further damage from the police and the office. 28]

In March 2022, the investigation was closed for lack of public interest in law enforcement. 29] In August 2022, the District Court of Hamburg also ruled that the house search was illegal and inappropriate.[ 30] However, there was neither a compensation payment by the state apparatus nor an apology from Andy Grote himself.[ 31]

A year ago I replaced all my posts with utter nonsense that reads like real language. And guess what? Been checking lately and they didn’t change it back. Others reported that their deleted posts were restored from backup, my bullshit is still up because digital idiots can’t tell it apart from philosophy.

I deciphered it in milliseconds without having to paste it into a digital slave

So like Martin Luther the Godfather of Protentantism vandalised the church in Wittenberg with his 95 theses in 1517? Vandalism by pinning the truth to a door?

While Republicans vandalize the US constitution?

Funny wording in my opinion.

Come on, it is getting better here every day! And up to now this place seems not to be full of shit like reddit was.

„Like Jobs, Zuck is a Texas marksman, who fires a shotgun into the side of a barn and then draws a target around the holes.“

Well said.

Did Stockton Rush at least get his Darwin Award? Or is that only for people who do not murder others?

Isn’t this what is called ableism?

I am running Mint on a MacBook Air from 2008

The Headline should start with „Florida man…“

In Germany there has been a court ruling that it is allowed to call the catholic church a “Kinderfickersekte” which translates to “child raping cult”.

It was only a lower court and the church choose to not object against it probably because they were smart enough to fear the additional publicity this would get if a higher court would confirm it. https://taz.de/Gotteslaesterung-ist-kein-Problem/!5067953/?t

This is exactly what I was thinking.

And maybe some more people did what i did. Not deleting my accounts but replacing all my posts with content created by a bullshit-generator. Made texts look normal, but everything was completely senseless.

This moron is even labelled as a „professor“ at cologne university. There goes my respect for the German educational system.

What about Fuck Hurts?

Isn’t this kind of a leopardsatemyface situation given that Comey helped Trump to win against Hilary? Still ridiculous but this is how I first learned about Comey

It is easy when you are German. Just yell „Heil Hitler“ after every question they ask and you will be more than welcome!