plane rides are one of the only places left where the notifications can’t find me

mine lays on the backs of my knees & turns into a boulder if i try to adjust. i have to flop like a fish to get him to release me.

this is so nostalgic 🥹 i didn’t know i still had these memories

raping* you cannot have consensual sex with a 13yo.

i went home for my sister’s wedding 5 years ago & there was a whiny, tiny orange barn kitten that would follow everyone everywhere, even if they were using equipment or had the horses out. his siblings mostly hid in the hay bales but he was always at our feet.

he’s my house cat now bc i was certain he was gonna get himself killed. he has never stopped whining or following me everywhere.

should be enough to keep the family warm for the winter

i married her 🙂‍↕️

i thought i just learned scar was trans

my grandma’s famous brownies turned out to be box mix with chopped walnuts added 😂 and the box mix ingredients changed so they’re just not the same anymore.

i came up with my own deeply indulgent recipe that i prefer anyways.

i mean, i’d walk to the bars in my youth but my house keys were attached to my car keys.

only reason to watch legend of korra imo

my wife & i do this, now we have at least 2x as many unplayed games

wasn’t trying to shame you, sorry if that’s how it came off. this lil fluff just reminded me of the baby i brought home. hopefully yours is more situationally aware than mine 🧡

square heads are ideal for pats

supposedly death comes in threes… who’s next?

i have diagnosed long covid for three fucking years now & this all aligns with how i feel. diagnosed with bloodwork (unexplained inflammation leading to chronic fatigue, soreness & brain fog) & other diseases (rheumatoid, lyme) ruled out.

interested to see how the olympics in LA go.