We're taking about morally good and bad here.

Killing people in self defense might be necessary, but that doesn't make it good.

Killing people is morally bad, even if it's someone no one in their right mind would hesitate to murder if given the opportunity, like Putin.

the assumption of correctness is a consequence of accrued education and experience

Not really, no.

Would you want x done to you?

If not, don't do it to others.

It's as simple as that.

Yes.

Oh, some instances definitely will. The nice thing, though, is that others won't.

Yeah, and the Roman Empire lasted until 1453, but that doesn't mean what people think of when they say Roman Empire didn't collapse in 476 (and the Byzantine Empire in 1204).

Whatever's left of the USA in a few decades might call itself USA (well, one or two bits of it might, others most definitely won't), but it evidently won't be the USA as we understand it today, and neither would any hypothetical future union or coalition of those fragments.

But he doesn't want to cure cancer, he wants to hit on underage girls.

They do it for themselves, not the cats. The cats know when it's mealtime, unless mealtime happens at a new random time every day.

Do something your cat enjoys at a specific time every day for a couple days, and you've got yourself a furry alarm clock that will make sure to remind you of the time if you forget.

Gas stoves don't burn hot enough for the copper pipes to be burning, so... maybe they cleaned the stoves with boric acid..?

Seems like the right colour... 🤔

And now for something completely different, here's the sketch in question.

are we going to destroy every camera we find in the wild?

Yes.

Members of Congress fear for their safety after Charlie Kirk assassination

Good.

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government.

The government should be afraid of the people.

Satire is dead. It couldn't keep up with reality.

More people should honour Punch a Nazi Day.

(In case of doubt, Punch a Nazi Day falls on any day that ends in ‘y’.)

Depression.

The end result of a programmer's work is depression.

this is treason

Add it to the pile...

Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering.

Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!?

Show us your penis, Mr. President!

Look on the bright side; hopefully it'll catch on fire due to an electric short, or Canada, or something, during one of Trump's shindigs and him and nine hundred of his “friends” will get trapped inside due to overcrowding and insufficient emergency exits and will burn to death in abject agony.

best

*least worst.

Makes sense, they're reaching the point where it's more efficient to list the people they haven't killed.