Ahhh but I don't have enough cancer yet :( On a serious note, sometimes people shit talk California but they have a massive economy and when they do things like this it has a huge positive benefit for the entire country. Most companies will just reformulate instead of having California specific products so everyone benefits.

I would argue that firing them seems like a pretty strong political statement.

I'm thinking at least the landlord is probably pretty cool.

So let me get this straight, the lawyer Trump gave him turned out to only be looking out for Trump? And he turned state's witness when he got a real lawyer and figured out how effed he was? Wow, what a crazy world.

They just don't have jurisdiction? Did you do things in NY?. Then they do. Watch her plead the 5th all day long or "I don't recall."

Nooooo anything but more environmentally friendly vehicles that people can actually afford. Won't somebody think of the profits?

I can't keep up. Is Trump losing or is Biden losing? It changes every 5 minutes.

I've been watching a really good documentary about this and the entire situation is very complex. There's a combination of active government coverups and false information to confuse the situation. Anyone who finds out too much is at risk of being discredited or killed. You should look it up, it's very high quality. It's called the X-Files.

A crowd full of Republicans started to boo.

Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley went so far as to venture, “Climate change is real.”

Is this article from The Onion? Or am I like on candid camera or something? They believe in climate change now and are against it?

I still can't wrap my head around why certain political factions latched onto not wearing a mask as a political rallying cry. Like.....why do you want to kill the people you need to vote for you? I can't understand.

"How dare you," checks notes, "give people water."

I honestly don't understand why people waited so I don't use mastodon but I did cancel my Twitter account literally the first week he bought it. It wasn't hard to see this coming and I just don't get the delay.

Cool, cool. Are we still supplying weapons to Israel? Give the weapons to Ukraine and tell Israel that's enough genocide for now.

I occasionally click on the little wether icon and see what the forecast looks like. Hope I don't get fired!

At my old job we had to research customers which frequently involved looking on Facebook and other sites. I was very intentionally not logged in, which probably wouldn't work now, and kept any and all searches to items that I could prove were related to a work item. It's insane that people don't follow that advice.

This is totes an actually super real picture, but I do feel bad for this kid. He's lost a finger on one hand and regrown it on the other.

Wait I thought people were just tampering to get higher performance or something, idk. But they're literally doing it to make the vehicle spew worse than it already does? Wtf and why? What is wrong with people?

Cable companies too please.

Holy shit I had a mild case of COVID with headaches as my only symptom. I then had long COVID and couldn't think straight, forgot words all the time, had trouble finishing sentences. It's terrifying to think this is why that was happening but it tracks because every time my feet got cold during that same time period one of my toes swelled up. Probably the same thing happening in my foot and my brain.

This perfectly demonstrates why there are no good cops. You try to be a good cop and you get bullied till you quit or just outright fired. It's disgusting.

Blows gas and pieces of foam into the airway. So it suffocates you when it's supposed to stop you from suffocating basically.