Idiocracy is one of my favorite movies. When it came out, it was far below 50%, but after some of the things on the movie started becoming true, it became popular.

My money is "Unknown political consultant" is Putin.

Is the fire department socialism? Everyone pays for a service/insurance that 99.9% people might never use, but want to have in case some shit went down. Why does nobody think this is socialism is beyond me.

100k? That's not even a rounding error for them.

Ask Putin how the "fuck around" is doing for his country?

Dude was into porn before the internet. He was just a future dude living in the past.

I quit 2 jobs that had a RTO. One was Salesforce when they acquired Slack. The other was another software company that I still have an NDA with.

I'm never going back into the office. I rather make less money.

What's interesting is that I'm actually making more money doing remote because I don't need to commute or pay for lunches or happy hours anymore. Actual time spent at work calculated, I'm making 40% more $.

Bug vacuum. Initially bought it for my wife so she can suck up spiders in the house. Then I realized I didn't like squishing them either and now it sits in a prime location in the house.

Been married for 24 years. Both of us watch porn and sometimes together. We have 2 awesome kids and are very happy. My wife's libido Is lower than mine and she rather I get off than have her do something she doesn't want to do. When is this divorce thing going to happen?

Just requested it. The link for it is here.

https://www.reddit.com/settings/data-request

Unflavored Greek yogurt is great for you. Its the sugars and fructose they add that is bad for you.

The website uses the bank app 2FA. Without it you can't login.

I live in Taiwan and we are actively shutting down our nuclear facilities. Now the majority of our electricity is from fossil fuels.

I much rather work towards clean energy but at the same time only use nuclear power.

You're in the wrong field, my man. I sit at a chair 60 hours a week staring into a empty void that is my monitor. Wait, maybe we are not really that different after all.

Mostly stupid

I bought Japanese condoms( they are called 001) and it feels fantastic compared to the rubber bands condoms we have here.

Each time it comes with gifts or extra condoms or both. I love Japanese people.

In Taiwan, we can count to 10 on one hand.

Should buy a quick sticker strips and can get the colors on the flags quicker.

I actually was wondering what you're doing with a pink ice windshield scraper.

I legit had to look up to see if this was true and it is IN FACT TRUE. https://zip.co/us/store/uber-eats