Marco, the war in Ukraine is really about your boss being a fucking traitor and Russian asset, like about half of your compatriots in the administration, and probably you.

Um...

wow.

They must have had a marketing focus group recruited from the backwoods of Idaho.

It comes down to knowing what a UX is, and how everything underneath works together. This is "computers" all over again. Growing up alongside the evolution of the stack gives you a special background in what goes wrong, why it goes wrong, and how to fix it. Jumping into it when it's gotten so abstracted it's not possible to understand the stack from the ground up is where this sort of slop comes from.

Proposed response to second ad: "My rapist stepdad would be precisely the type of person to vote for Vivek Ramaswammy"

Did anyone expect Metallica to be principled? They're copyright trolls for decades, something tells me moral backbone isn't their strong suit.

He'll crop up elsewhere. That's the standard playbook for these shitbirds.

Isn't it? They were always there, but now they're visible and being fixed (hopefully), and aren't available for exploitation in the future. Up to now, it was security by obscurity.

We'll happily take those tariffs if it means Susan fucking Collins doesn't get reelected.

They have a poet in their press release crew.

That was beautiful.

Sorry to hear about the puppers. What did they get into, if you don't mind me asking?

On the horses, every time I get off my QH gelding after a ride or cow move and take off his halter in the pen, he has to roll around in the mud and shit to get the stank of human off him to feel better. Then he looks at me like "you made me do this, asshole". He's always a mess when I get him to go to work, sometimes I think I should try to get him used to a pressure washer...

No TV And No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy

I have my ops agent constantly checking SBOMs against current CVEs and if something triggers, I get a report with severity and repair options researched. I can then decide how I want it to proceed. I'm much less concerned about internal only services. SBOMs are refreshed after updates for future checks.

There's a bug. Update it.

Pretty simple, but apparently people have decided to lose their minds over this one.

None of the POCs work and it's not an issue in a fresh install.

People pay attention to this sycophantic lying machine?

Nextcloud.

Mailcow.

They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

One I know about that's not on your list and is very likely to be an exposed service is Mailcow. Looks like the PHP filter isn't triggering for it, but it's definitely PHP based.