Canada should pass legislation that updates all official Canadian sources to name the nation to the south the United State of Disarray.

Or maybe United States of Joe Biden. That would rankle.

Ford has always been good at snappy one liners in the press. Trump Lite is right.

Carney can talk all he wants about balanced economic reciprocity, but you know Ford easily gets to the top of Trump’s media feed when he says shit like “then we’ll shut off the water and power!”

What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?

And Canada showed him that’s an acceptable negotiating strategy when they caved to his last-minute demands to change the agreement on the Gordon Howe bridge.

We’ll see how long Carney sticks to his guns this time, but I’m not optimistic.

If you don’t already know how to program, it’s too late. Meta is busy training their AI on everything their programmers do. Then they’ll fire most of them and let AI do the work.

Seriously, though, today is the wrong time to learn to code. The whole job market is chaos and there’s a ton of uncertainty. Don’t take this path unless you are really passionate about coding and don’t care about an unstable job sector.

Urges Canadians to resist?

That’s what we elected you for! Do the fucking resisting, Mark!

I’m sure the article was more nuanced than that but the paywall hit me after the first paragraph.

The article doesn’t even say what flavour the dips were.

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

The logic was “these companies ate the cost” and when confronted with the fact that prices went up and the costs had been passed on to consumers, the clarification they provided was “nuh uh”.

Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after

I’m sorry his what now?

If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?

This policy is designed to maintain consistency across all classrooms while ensuring that no one group is targeted or offended by the display of certain items.

Mmmm.

If it has crypto anywhere on it, or so much smells slightly of crypto, you make sure you’re paid in real money up front.

Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

Oh how unfair. He busts his ass running 3 companies, running one more company into the ground, running around Trump’s club annoying everyone, arguing with everyone on twitter, attending major events, and he has enough free time left over to gain top 10 skills in multiple video games?

No. He does not. Is he cheating or just lying about everything?

A+ shitpost

Tax them, Donald! That’ll teach them a lesson! In fact, tax all religions so the rest of them know not to challenge you!

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.

That’s silly. North America is huge. In the US South, it’s very common for people to poop every day. In fact, you usually wouldn’t even talk to a doctor about it. But as you get to the northern states and into Canada, it’s so cold that people don’t poop at all!

So the 1 day thing is probably just someone averaging out the numbers.