Homo nalady

The FAILING and UNSKILLED pool company that SOMEHOW got a no bid contract is SOLELY TO BLAME. EVERYONE knows they are terrible and HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

DJT

/s

Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was also appointed by Trump, added to the pressure Sauer faced, asking the seasoned Solicitor General: “Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?”

“Ah, I think... so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.”

Is that literally the first time he's thought about that?

Well you can see why with incendiary comments like these. /s

“All children have the right to food, water, medical care and education. All children should be protected from violence,”

Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.

...

However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.

Call me paranoid, but I'd like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.

“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time,” Jeffries told reporters.

Didn't realize this was an inappropriate time to try to stop them from kidnapping and murdering people.

Until we start charging cops the way we would charge anyone else, it's going to be a very attractive job for people that think shooting people sounds fun.

Johnny Cash did a good job with "Hurt"

“Mary Trump is a stone-old loser who doesn’t have a clue about anything,” White House Communications Director Steven Cheung said.

When they include quotes it makes it so much harder to remind myself it's not satire.

Trump surmised: Yes, we might have our internal squabbles, but I am bringing tough love because we are all in this together. We are the standard bearers of western civilisation. We must resist the barbarian hordes. We must save the white man.

The ageing president, who in 2024 complained, “We got a lot of bad genes in our country right now,” told the World Economic Forum that he was “derived from Europe”, namely: “100% Scotland, my mother; 100% German, my father. And we believe deeply in the bonds we share with Europe as a civilisation.” Trump speaking in front of a US flag. Speak hysterically and carry a big stick: Trump’s foreign policy threats Read more

He lamented that “certain places in Europe are not even recognisable, frankly, any more”, blaming culprits that included “unchecked mass migration”. Trump said: “It’s horrible what they’re doing to themselves. They’re destroying themselves, these beautiful, beautiful places. We want strong allies, not seriously weakened ones.”

What came next was pure racism...

That wasn't the pure racism part?

In had to double check to make sure this wasn't [email protected] because it has that unique feeling of:

"Great news! They are going to stop doing that!"

"THEY WERE DOING THAT????"

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

Trump's Alleged Crimes

They are going to have to be more specific

Cat 6 of 9 tails

A stunning new poll shows a whopping 71 percent of Americans say President Donald Trump knew about former pal and currently deceased Jeffrey Epstein’s sex crimes against underage girls — and a wide plurality say he was “involved in” those crimes.

So that's 71% that said he broke the law and contributed in some way to the abuse whether by direct action or by not reporting what he knew.

That's actually really high. It would be tough to get 71% of Americans to agree on what day of the week it is.

Edit: Looks like it's a YouGov survey, and the article cites a second YouGov survey as corroboration, so I'm not sure how scientifically rigorous this is.

Abducted?

If you're a fan of light brown rectangles this picture has so much to offer.

What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

What I don't understand about these people that only care when it affects them personally, is why they always seem to think everyone else should now care about their issue?

I mean, I do because I'm not an asshole, but the cognitive dissonance is wild.