Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn't have a city-issued phone and hadn't been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.
And that's how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.
You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.
Lots of employees did keep the stipends as a pay bonus, but then it was on them if they used their personal phones for work and they got caught up in Open Records.
I think the better solution would have been to use a different form of 2FA, but I do like having a separate work phone anyway. It makes it easier me turn it off and not get distracted by work shit when I'm off the clock, and also lets me change my number when I change cities without having my personal contacts lose my number.
You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed
Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They're mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for... things. It's always the little things that fuck everything up.
The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character's uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.
The cables don't really create that much sensation compared to the connectors. And the connectors really sting, but the sting comes a bit delayed and then ramps up
Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o' nine tails being made out of wires.
Yeah...
Grab my terryfold flaps
Grab my flappy folds
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy flaps
Hey, touch my foldy flaps
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy holds
Grab my terry flaps
In my terryfolds
Grab my terry flaps
You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds
Grab my terryfolds
Touch my holdy flaps
Take a big flap
Take my foldy flaps (Aaah)
My terryfolds (Aaah)
My foldy holds (Oooh)
And my terry flaps
Gotta grab my terry flaps
Grab my terry flaps
Squeeze my holdy folds
Hold my coldy folds
Grab my foldy tolds
Grab my terry flap holds
Grab my terryfolds
Hold my foldy folds
Hold my terryfolds
Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?
I got one right here (here)
Grab my terry flap
Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance
Wanna come with me?
You can grab my holdy folds
Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
Suck my holdy flappy folds
Lick my flappy foldy holds
My terry flaps in your mouth
Suck my flaps you piece of shit!
Fuck you (fuck you)
You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah)
Hey, grab my terry flaps
Gonna eat those toldy folds
I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
I got a flappy foldy flap
I'm gonna go take you to food
Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance)
You and me
We're gonna go to the terryfold place
It's gonna be a night out
Gonna have a real fancy time
Hoo!
I know PoE and other minor things that make use of the unused pairs but I never really understood why only 2 of the 4 pairs of wires is used as standard practice.
Cat 6 of 9 tails
Isn't that a Star Trek character
They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster
But does it really whip the llama's ass?
THIS ONE!!! This comment right here, PETA!!!
(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)
What a time to be alive.
Hot.
Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.
That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.
Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn't have a city-issued phone and hadn't been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.
And that's how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.
You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.
Lots of employees did keep the stipends as a pay bonus, but then it was on them if they used their personal phones for work and they got caught up in Open Records.
I think the better solution would have been to use a different form of 2FA, but I do like having a separate work phone anyway. It makes it easier me turn it off and not get distracted by work shit when I'm off the clock, and also lets me change my number when I change cities without having my personal contacts lose my number.
You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed
Cat-9 tails.
clicked through for this comment. Thank you.
2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man
Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They're mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for... things. It's always the little things that fuck everything up.
Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62
All I see is ***************, this must be some fedi security measure.
Meraxes5364-fragilistic3564-wuuthrad2837-ouiouibaguette6654
Wait I can see this in clear text, what does this look like to you guys?
A whole lot of ***
Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?
kinky
What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?
The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character's uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.
I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin... What is 80b entropy?
It's basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.
Also relevant: https://xkcd.com/2318/ :3
-- Frost
So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?
Zing!
Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!
Fine...
S!xTe3N!
16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16
I've had one of those used on me once. Its really good fun
How different is it from the good ol hand? I've never been in relationships where we'd explore anything further
The sharp conars of the rj45 jacks will pierce the skin and make you bleed. It's a very sharp pain :3
.......the whip?
Well yes :3
Is it more stingy or thuddy? The cables seem heavy enough for a lot of thud, are the sharp corners of the end connectors stingy?
The cables don't really create that much sensation compared to the connectors. And the connectors really sting, but the sting comes a bit delayed and then ramps up
Probably not too hard to make - maybe I’ll hit the thrift store and see if I can get a friend to help me test it tonight…
It's a good and wholesome craft project, I say go for it :3
Can I use a password manager?
If I say no, you had better not cum.
The word "alphanumeric" isn't in the post... That must be a very serious reaction
Easy to pronounce!
Paraphrases are better
“To be or whatever."
Violet, is that you?
Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.
I'm here with no idea at all who Violet is. Does that help move the average back ?
No, I’m her older sister.
Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o' nine tails being made out of wires.
You’re welcome! And I’m sure your ass is at least of average intelligence. I mean, how smart does it really need to be to fulfill its functions?
Nien!
Ncvsvjsxhvxs727£2
That's why safewords should be passphrases! /s
Hold on, actually no, not /s
8Letter™
Better use a rotating OTP token MFA, too
is it based on int32 or int64 epoch time codes?
better be int64 or you're in for a lashin.
I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting
Oh...you said "fold". Core memory triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE
Yeah... Grab my terryfold flaps Grab my flappy folds Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy flaps Hey, touch my foldy flaps Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy holds Grab my terry flaps In my terryfolds Grab my terry flaps You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds Grab my terryfolds Touch my holdy flaps Take a big flap Take my foldy flaps (Aaah) My terryfolds (Aaah) My foldy holds (Oooh) And my terry flaps Gotta grab my terry flaps Grab my terry flaps Squeeze my holdy folds Hold my coldy folds Grab my foldy tolds Grab my terry flap holds Grab my terryfolds Hold my foldy folds Hold my terryfolds Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold? I got one right here (here) Grab my terry flap Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdy folds Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch! Suck my holdy flappy folds Lick my flappy foldy holds My terry flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps you piece of shit! Fuck you (fuck you) You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah) Hey, grab my terry flaps Gonna eat those toldy folds I gotta couple of terryfold flaps I got a flappy foldy flap I'm gonna go take you to food Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance) You and me We're gonna go to the terryfold place It's gonna be a night out Gonna have a real fancy time Hoo!
🤣🤣🤣
I know PoE and other minor things that make use of the unused pairs but I never really understood why only 2 of the 4 pairs of wires is used as standard practice.
1000BASE-T uses all 4? 2 were enough for 100 Mb/s.
Oh thanks I should have looked at the specs more.