Sue them for what? Being lying liars with pants on fire?

Well, now sure. In kindergarten I was put in a closet with a developmentally disabled kid while the rest of the class took a standardized test. Rural America baby! Hiding the problem kids for at least 40 years.

Bathe in the light of Atom.

10000% valid experience

I did not have "Civil War over vaccines" on my apocalypse bingo card.

Bill Burr for senate

Just being able to bathe regularly and not deal with parasites is really a big deal.

Yes, thats what is needed. Push the creators of porn into the unregulated shadows. This is Just the way to protect innocent girls. Make them all outlaws!

Jesus fucking christ

and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.

Why play games with other people at all? People are like the worst

He wants girls to think he is cool but has received bad advice

I guess he should go back in time and not fuck children then.

they spent a large chunk of that 190k years hooting at each other because it took FOREVER to develop language

I'm so glad I never watched the last season. "Oh, but what about..." Don't care. I'll read the book eventually. When they ran out of material from the books it became cartoonish.

Fuck off Lori

If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.

Sun Tzu

On a lark I hooked up an antenna to see what was on broadcast TV. There were like 5 pbs channels and a dedicated weather channel. For being free it was pretty good.

If full of shit is biblical, yes.

90s will Smith was the shit.

I love how he telegraphs his lies. "Which is possible," means that it is not possible and people have told him that. "People are saying" means that it is something no one is saying or has said before it came out of his mouth.