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i will cover myself in dirt to show how I am in touch with nature and my true self. No dirt on my face, though.

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ludreply

There is dirt on her face though.

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lemm.ee

Where is logo from? Can I use it? This is one of the coolest things ever.

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lemmy.world

Isashi Ouchi just slowly melted alive in a hospital bed for attention.

(Warning: if you don't know, it is a very sad google search)

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This is something I show students in physics class because they're just morbid at high school age and I'm pretty morbid myself.

But no, I do black it out on the slideshow and give the antsy a chance to vacate the classroom.

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Fact: In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light."

Fact: Light is electromagnetic radiation

Therefore, radiation is a God's Will and we should bathe in it daily.

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lemmy.world

you gotta love the conditional "pure of spirit". Not pure of spirit? Oops sorry then you melt.

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Obviously you're only pure of spirit if you don't fake your radiation sickness, but if you do, you're not...

Really gives a whole new meaning to the term "Fake it till you make it."

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sh.itjust.works

Flat Earth white Jesus didn't die for our sins so the circle Sun wouldn't bless us with its divine rays! 🤠

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lemmy.world

B-but Earth is the center of the Univershe!

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Ridiculous divinity reference aside, the sun’s light and heat are both radiation that our existence depends on.

However, if she prefers ionizing radiation I’m sure we can find some radithor, a radium water jar, or some basement full of radon for her the meme creator to soak in.

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In the early days of nuclear research he and radiation, they didn’t know how dangerous it was, and there was a lot of stupidity (and even more things that are stupidity in the hindsight of progress.)

But I’m pretty sure she never said this.

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Born of God and Void. You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.

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Came here to make the Fallout reference, was beaten to it by basically everyone.

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