That's for the best.

Any later would be after he reached #867, and any sooner would've been weird.

But negative speeds are dangerous!

I guess I'd take the robot for day 1, but "the body I want" is like the job I want, the car I want, or the clothes I want.

20th century engineers: The worst thing I can possibly imagine is this cable getting disconnected. I would rather the entire thing get ripped apart or pulled off the shelf. Two screws, so it stays tight during combat.

Unrealistic, you can see the show in the center.

Forever? How dare you! We just need diarrhea for this one most important election of our lifetimes. I refuse to acknowledge anything beyond a single iteration.

Because of all this competition we have in the market! With many schools near your home, they compete for your conforming child's business. What with the labor shortage, we have all these employers with that good health insurance competing for our time. And of course, small farmers are doing great and supply our many competing food markets.

When it's my backups, then only one idiot can delete all my files.

What do you think they'd do if they thought immortality awaits in a virtual world?

I keep posting it on Teams at work, it's fun to be the old guy.

That's giving him a lot of credit that he's a free thinker who does his own web searches.

Original Amazon was such shit that I don't understand how it caught on. Who just buys a book without reading any of it at all first? How do you know if it's any good? It's like people who save themselves for marriage.

"My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying."

— Mike Primavera

Guy who owns both dealerships: "Mwah ha ha my plot worked again!"

OK now post pics of the women at this age

It sounds like you're expecting them to abide by the social contract before we do. We don't just not care about them; we're actively persecuting them.

Long term for the climate might not include us.

My insurance has a search feature that literally does not work. Therapists keep putting "official office branches" in places where they do not work therapy, but want to show up on searches. Just drive bro.