It took some time for the dark magic absorbed through the ritual sacrifice of Lindsey Graham to fully restore Mitch to a shadow of his living self.

I'd say it's more of a simmer with cauldrons.

He's just resting his eyes..... and his brain.

Damn, why does it have to be so complicated?

The fact that they aren't googly is a fucking tragedy.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Was the guy that dropped him named Mike or something?

Good fucking luck, you'll need it.

Looks like the merchant cast enshitification on it to force you to buy a new one.

I feel like they often make games boring and grueling enough these days that there are contexts where this actually makes sense. Not any games that I'd play, but the "keep you grinding to keep you engaged" is tragically a real development strategy these days. Good luck monetizing an engaged AI though, serves them right. Maybe this will force developers to focus on good games again rather than addictive games.

By their own logic, they don't have a right to tariff refunds either.

So far, I'm not a huge fan of the anthropocene.

To put that into perspective, it took the US nearly FOUR YEARS to rack up that many casualties in Afghanistan. The people running the military are incompetent as fuck.

How can you share something this juicy and not provide the video?

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle.

— Brian Cantrill

Fuck 'em, they ruined my life.

Butter, cream, salt are all a huge part of the flavor too. Also, its a Maillard reaction, not oxidation. So, not only is your opinion unpopular, it is also objectively false.

It's about 10 feet from where I sleep to where I work. I love my commute.

If you had told me 30 years ago that China would be "Brave New World" and the US would be "1984" I would have thought that you got it backwards.