I don't get it

Why does a car need an android app?

I'd prefer a car that's entirely analog. What a crazy dream.

Inshallha

My favorite piece of Sonic media

Why wouldn't you just use VLC?

I like bush

I'll be honest, I didn't think it would be that controversial a statement. My apologies to Brazilians.

I'm a big fan of boobs.

Can't buy an HDD, Can't buy an SSD, can't buy a Blu-ray drive, can't get head. Can't have shit.

campism is bullshit

In the very first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, we see male crossdressing crew members

I hate that a man wearing a dress is considered crossdressing. Actually I hate that the term exists at all. Oh, to live in a world where people wore whatever they wanted and nobody gave a shit. Yes, I get that was the point of it being in the show. Just let me bitch and complain.

I hate that microwaves have to beep like R2-D2 everytime you push a fucking button. I was in a crappy hotel room once, and in that room was a microwave from the '90s. That thing had an analog timer and dials and physical buttons and shit. No crappy capacitive touch sensors. It was amazing. Every microwave should be like that. Oh, and when the food was done you heard a ding (LIKE A FUCKING BELL!) and that was the only sound it made aside from the ooooooooooooo sound of the thing. It was amazing. I still long for a microwave like that one.

true

Maybe if you're speaking Chruch Slavonic or Sanskrit. Otherwise, no.

If I needed to shit that bad I'd just eat a whole bag of sugar free oreo's.

I'm not even sure i have ever reached to a point where I start to crave human contact

I feel like I've spent most of my life alone. I'm socially awkward and my self-loathing and low self-esteem seem to hinder any attempt I do make. A coworker game me their number to share memes or something and we talked for like 2 days before I felt like I was bothering them and stopped messaging them. I feel guilty for things that I didn't do or aren't even my fault. I feel like such a basket case. I'm ultimately responsible for my own loneliness.

I think it's a marketing gimmic. They can sound better in some situations on some equipment. If you use a record weight on all of your records you won't notice a difference between them.

Maybe try to find people who are on the same page? What if someone just wanted to visit you and shoot the shit? Would that be anxiety inducing?

I'm very eccentric and slightly flamboyant I think. I once had someone tell me something to the effect of "When I first met you I thought "oh, who's this flamboyantly gay autistic guy" Then I realized that was just daggermoon being daggermoon". Ultimately, I am different and i'm proud of that fact because most people are conformist and lame.