I watched that episode recently and I couldn't help but think how Lovecraftian that image was.

Me. I want to befriend the woodland critters.

Imagine I hand you a contract written in Volapük. You can't read it and that's the point. I claim that you're the one millionth customer or some shit and you need to sign to claim your grand prize of one million dollars American. You're so blinded by excitment that you sign without hesitation. I actually tricked you into signing a legal document admitting responsibility for the murders of three people. Very sad. Many such cases.

Milk me instead.

I guess death is an option.

Rachael Ray cooks 30 minute meals containing semen as the main ingredient.

Yummy! Can I have some? OwO

You deserve more.

Because I love companies selling historical images that should be public domain and than adding their fucking watermark to all images of theirs that appear in search engines. Fuck Getty Images.

Why pick something that can be destroyed by a single transphasic torpedo?

LMAO, GET FUCKED!

I don't have all the answers. I just think it's outrageous to have to pay for a photo of Kurt Cobain. I fucking hate Getty Images.

I'd love to cook for my girlfriend. Too bad she isn't real :(

Cut out the worthless middle man. Hire a photographer.

It is doable.

Is D.O.C.P. enabled? Is your RAM overclocked? If so, disable it and re-run the test. Try playing around with your RAM settings in BIOS.

Transphasic torpedoes from Star Trek, because only one is needed to destroy a Borg Cube.