Just an average person in their 50s in the US...

I guess death is an option.

Ha! Losers, I get done with work at 4. Only 35 years left for me

Lucky fellow has an end date. Must be nice.

And with each new administration, they add another year to the retirement age.

I initially thought this was a comic about time dilation till happy hour. Nope, it's about the futility of surviving until retirement.

Hey, there are worse things than a birthday on a Saturday.