First of all, rude
Second of all, how dare you Thirdly, just because you're right doesn't mean you get to be an asshole about it
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Accurate. Downvoted because this isn't a shitpost.
Downvoted because I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
Nope, just can't be bothered to care any more.
Nope. The opposite. Everyone in the world is incompetent and if I want to have something done right I need to do it myself, therefore requiring very little from my environment: low maintenance.
(Exaggerated for dramatic effect)
Low maintenance. I dislike most people, I dislike going out, I dislike buying stuff I can do myself. All I want is to be by myself and read in peace. I do like kids and talking tho, so just going to uni or watching over young family members is enough for me.
WHERE. is the shitpost?!
We seriousposting in shitpost now. Wait does that make it auto-shitpost?
OP where is the shit in ur post huh
Everyone knows it's illegal to say any post is not a shitpost. Literally every post is a shitpost!!! /s
We're the shitpost. It's us.
We are the shitposts we made along the way
My recent mental health is the shit in this shitpost.
Answer or I’ll have to report you to the authorities ‼️‼️‼️
Talking about playing to an audience.
Should be check boxes instead of radio buttons
No I'm low maintenance because the maintenance costs more than the value.
Some of us don't need insults to feel guilty for existing you know? I didn't have a job for the longest time, so I took nearly nothing.
As a fellow burden to the world: that's the fawning reaction at work
Kind of wish we could live for free without leaving a trace. No one's resources consumed, no one bothered.
in that case you need to revert to mollusc, otherwise you're gonna leave a skeleton.
That's the dream
College girls 2 months after getting frisky at their first frat party:
"Boss you killed a child. Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you're the best. Boss."
I shouldn't even be around.
I don't know which is worse: that there is no sense of self anymore, or that I have to put on masks to pretend there is.
JFC we're supposed to laugh here I thought, not cry?
You deserve more.
Or are you high maintenance and in such profound denial that you're adamant you're truly low maintenance?
¿Por que no los dos?
Aye. Sniff. 🙃
Yes
I'm low maintenance because it's a pain in the arse when others are involved.
8/
I don't understand lots of this sort of therapy-speak. Is the suggestion that everyone just loudly insists upon their every whim? Obviously there are extremes of this that cause people to silence and repress serious discomfort that ends up either coming out explosively or slowly eroding one's sense of self-worth, but to some degree this is just living in a society, sweetheart.
/shitpost
No.
No buts. That's just it right there.
Maybe we should improve society somewhat. Also being a condescending dick about other people's difficulties in life isn't cool or helpful or good at all.
Best to second guess anything that is inviting you to indulge in self-pity I think.
That's the idea. The "therapy-speak" here is just the term "internalized" which means the shit other people put on you is now being echoed from within your own mind. Don't listen to them! Go do the thing anyway! Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's going forward in the face of it.
Lol, oh dear.