Not so much for that reason as curiosity, but the little fuckers are hard to find when a giant, smelly ape is failing his stealth checks due to not being able to see jack shit without a flashlight, and the flashlight just makes them go still enough they're hard to see against the now shadow heavy undergrowth while your night vision is destroyed.
That being said, 10/10 tour of the Ohio woods. Best part of the entire trip
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Me. I want to befriend the woodland critters.
The thing was rabies. Every damn time!
Maybe not next time though.
Ummmmmmm....
I have followed raccoons into the woods.
Not so much for that reason as curiosity, but the little fuckers are hard to find when a giant, smelly ape is failing his stealth checks due to not being able to see jack shit without a flashlight, and the flashlight just makes them go still enough they're hard to see against the now shadow heavy undergrowth while your night vision is destroyed.
That being said, 10/10 tour of the Ohio woods. Best part of the entire trip
They know where the special mushrooms are
I'mma get up in that racoons guts.
Fuck those little thieving bastards. Now if it was a possum, I'd be lost in the woods