"...not Fisher Price’s Angy Weasel."

I'm wheezing!

I absolutely hate how on the nose this is. sigh

You perfectly summed up footies, normies love to bug them for the weirdness but honestly, pretty wholesome all told.

"There just wasn't any alternative candidates! I basically had to vote for him."

"Or just something that doesn't click with you. But that's ok." You're going to rile up the rage addicts with this calm logic.

Something about saying panda jam out loud is somewhat uncomfortable.

Assuming they buy it new. If you buy it used, no helping Google.

That is a steaming hot mess in there alright.

Whoa hang on now... all Jerry's? I dunno if I can get behind that.

This is a really important factor here that it wasn't exactly "Grandma's" choosing (not to make the meme unfunny but...) Yeah, more often than not it was "Grandpa" with no choice in the matter.

Best edit of this meme, change my mind.

Huh, lookit that! Lemmy showing me what a society looks like.

I'm going to burn your house down, with the lemons!

Point towards enemy Stamped on one side

I didn't know I needed this. I definitely needed this. <3

Won't someone please think of the children!

Going to acktually on you here but...

It began as:

"material object regarded with awe as having mysterious powers or being the representative of a deity that may be worshipped through it," 1610s, fatisso, from Portuguese feitiço "charm, sorcery, allurement," noun use of an adjective meaning "artificial."

which eventually morphed into:

Figurative sense of "something irrationally revered, object of blind devotion" appears to be an extension made by the New England Transcendentalists (1837). For sexual sense (1897), see fetishism.

Which...checks out in terms of our current understandings of the word. (But still is used as an object in magic in other circles). Which, if referring to a foot as an object of obsession...definitely "more" valid than saying "furry fetish" which is more of a "kink".

Aw hell yeah...

Lemmy has some of the best takes in conversations. I love it here.

God I love Lemmy for these discussions.