Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. "When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose"
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Heroic girlboss moments, so brave.
Gatekeep, gaslight
For larger contracts, I don't see AI replacing sales reps. Most of the job is schmoozing customers, paying for stuff, partying.
Who’s be better at schmoozing than the lying compliment machine?
The AI won't take them drinking, pay for the booze and maybe some strippers.
Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. "When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose"
His daughter doesn't exist, and this is simply his internal concept of his chatbot.
Daughter: Fires up ChatGPT to write "You are so fired" form letter
Won't someone please think of the children!
Honestly, I just appreciate how the artist brought out the mutual love & devotion in their relationship. something personal must have gone into that.
All the people buying AI, I'm afraid it might work
Wealthy guy putting the blame on his daughter? That tracks
She'll get six figures for that