i came, i saw, i absorbed oxygen directly from the air

Gently squirted on couch

uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

thank you, i’ve actually been looking for this image

my sister wears these and i guess all i can say to your question is “very carefully.” she gets ones with cool designs on them so i guess i understand the hype, would never personally wear em tho. cant even stand normal nail polish on my nails cuz i get the urge to peel them off immediately :(

just graduated from college 6 months ago and yea pretty much this. i wanna work in creative fields and people are always like oh thats not very lucrative or whatever tf and its like well even then i think if i worked a job i hated or wasn’t interested in at all just for money, i would literally kms. not even hyperbole i would be driven insane 😭

and it sucks cuz the job market is balls for everyone rn from what ive seen people saying on job sites and online in general ohhh my goooddd 😭😭 just let me out of here dawg

this is the meow meow comment. meow!

haha sooo true— is that reigen arataka??

i am a gen z voter and although i dont live in nyc (i live in ny state tho so close enough i guess), i was gonna leave a separate comment. but you said pretty much exactly what i was thinking 🤷 i hate the selfishness that’s been so ingrained in people, they’d rather perpetuate cruelties than hope for anything even slightly better. i hate this country? what has this country ever done for me, a woman of color, other than prove time and again that everything i have can be taken away in an instant due to the greed of the rich and spiteful? this shit is all so fucked, if my so called “hatred” for this country is the only thing i can truly own, then let me own it with all my heart. i’d rather that than submit to apathy and ignore the struggles of those around me

ya i would eat that

here is my very fancy colorized rendition made in ms paint

hi hank :D

im giving this comic a rating of Z. Z for ZAAAAAAAAAAAAMN 😝

finally. obamium

yknow…? he’s right

slightly related but every time i see one of those pickup trucks i am reminded of just how big they are, like “how is this even allowed on the street” kind of big and its so annoying. if i got hit by one of those i would probably die immediately 😭

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best of luck to you

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