Spyke
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lemmy.world

We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!

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We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!

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Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?

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piefed.social

As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move

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feddit.org

Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they're getting fat?

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pulsewidthreply
lemmy.world

No, it's implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it's mostly stored in the butt.

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tiramichureply
sh.itjust.works

It's the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!

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lemmy.world

Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don't have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it

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Voroxpetereply
sh.itjust.works

Hey wait a minute... That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.

That badonky gonna baboomy.

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True, the bigger the phone, the heavier it is so carrying it is sport. The good news is that since screens are getting bigger, phones are growing so carrying it is sport again

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lemmy.world

But cell phones are getting bigger again, so now what happens? 🤔

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You reached the end

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