Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a substance from the Skene's glands.
Ejaculation in people with vaginas may include a small release of a milky white liquid that does not gush out. Squirting, on the other hand, is usually a higher volume. It is possible to squirt and ejaculate at the same time.
You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
Legit question though—as someone who doesn't get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me...
but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway
As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.
Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.
We sleep in the cum, it dries and smells in the morning and we do it again. Then I throw the whole stack of sheets in the washer and take an extensive shower.
Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there's a massive fucking puddle I'll usually change the sheets but otherwise I'll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I'm smart I'll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I'm not smart often.
JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
JD: "no skeet yet."
because he wants it back
OK GOOD!
It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
Dude, piss baby was right there!
actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆
It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.
I'll link one for ya:
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm
whateve it is, its going in my mouth idc
My man. Also username checks out.
Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose
Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
EXTRA good piss!!
Immature chuckle
You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.
ayee if squrting is piss, count me in 🥵
How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.
Reading through it, it’s unreal.
I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”
in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw
Gooner pro tip, nice
Bladder sourced is what the study determined, with the fluid being normal urine or Skene's gland secretion, but likely some combination.
Plausibly there could be pure glandular secretion squirt. Or urine. But likely a mix.
I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.
if she's hydrated I don't see the issue... plus I'm thirsty for piss.
Nothing wrong with having a piss fetish nowadays; you can call it what it is without shame.
Yes, but what most people call squirt is actually piss.
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.
Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.
do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard :(
If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.
grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute
look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.
Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?
Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
Always say "thank you" to juicy couchussy.
JD.
Considering how much Belle Delphine was charging for her bottled bath water, this is bargain!
Right? This is just a marketing problem. Charge $5000 and photoshop some bikini model on there.
Need something a drink?
If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
First thought: "Who would buy this?"
Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.
… the Vice President of the USA
Dam nice call back
That.. Thing is not part of society.
Quagmire would pay $5000
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
You know it when you see it.
Ever take a fire house to a couch
Well without skeet it's clearly only worth $30 tops.
Reminds me of a certain American politician...
Legit question though—as someone who doesn't get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me...
As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.
Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.
We sleep in the cum, it dries and smells in the morning and we do it again. Then I throw the whole stack of sheets in the washer and take an extensive shower.
Wash rinse repeat
Cool—thanks!
Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there's a massive fucking puddle I'll usually change the sheets but otherwise I'll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I'm smart I'll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I'm not smart often.
One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn't have to sleep in a wetspot
Well... as long as it was done gently...
I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.
You can clone. What's important is that you ask yourself if you should. I'm not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.
flips the seat over
larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
The face of Jesus
is this what they would define as a "come to Jesus" moment?
Fuck...I just had a delicious dinner that wants to come out.