Y'all don't just whip out the ceremonial screaming cushion when you need it?

Mouth of Sauron right there

Coccyx smasher 5000 right there

Snowrunner. I guess I'm running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.

Sounds pretty centralised to me if it can just be turned off that easily.

Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

Gravel.

“Dad, how do I” for those wondering.

Americans saying "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".

TIL elephants experience pon farr.

“And she often obsessed over random projects before abruptly abandoning them.”

Preach.

Love the contrast between that piece of shit and the Toyota next to it that’ll keep running forever.

Oh shit I'm in this picture lol

The sheer volume of people I've encountered through numerous jobs that are on high wages but lack basic skills astounds me.

The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a "pervert" and a "freak" and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

That’s a spicy opinion right there.

Maybe I’m old but it feels like the days of meaningful improvements have passed. Now it’s just a slightly different design for the sake of the annual release schedule. Why change when this 4 year old device is still supported and functions just fine?

All roads lead to… Chicago?

Floppys were the ultimate in security because if you looked at them wrong they become corrupted.

There was a hill with snow on it.

American news, in metric? Delicious.