Sounds like you need more high-quality fiber in your diet.

My recommendation for anyone that is having poo problems is muesli.

You can usually get it in the bulk goods aisle of your local store, assuming that the store has that. At my local winco, they sell it for about two dollars a pound.

You dump about a cup or two into a bowl, fill that bowl with milk. It's okay if you use a plant substitute, then top it with some plain yogurt and some berries and a little bit of sugar or honey or maple syrup.

Stick it in the fridge for a couple of hours or overnight.

And enjoy, it's just a little parfait with some granola, it's not a big deal.

But I promise you, two or three days of eating that, you will have the easiest poop of your entire life. That combo will clear out stuff that's been sitting in your colon since high school.

Real talk if I was EA with all of the bad press that comes with being EA, I would have killed the EA brand and become Bioware.

One, it's a terrible idea. Two, it's a great and terrible idea. Three, the zombie memes of EA skinning BioWare and wearing it like an Edgar suit would have been fantastic.

Capitalism makes human beings into living wallets.

I imagine that they would probably print on it and then apply the wax.

I don't actually know. I'm just guessing. But if you asked me to do that, that is what I would try first.

I'm almost at the point where if my company gets me a high-end subscription to an AI system, I'm just gonna backport all of the security updates to 7 and start rocking it again.

I mean, yes, of course it's ultra processed. It's vegetables being tricked to have the consistency of not vegetables.

But the question wasn't, "How can I eat the healthiest calories on the planet?"

Okay, in that case I would look into the vegan meat substitutes. They're typically relatively high in calories and would be an excellent addition to getting your calorie count over what you need.

Supplement that with some Pea protein, and also make sure to take creatine, as creatine will cause you to absorb a couple of pounds of water weight.

If you are exercising and the point is to add muscle, that extra water weight will raise your NEAT just a hair, a few calories a day, but if the goal is to put on muscle, a little bit of extra expenditure is not a bad thing.

I would have my long hair back.

I'm growing it back out now, but my hair used to be about three feet long. Took a long time to get to that point.

Yeah, the impossible burgers are good ones, but there's also a lot of vegan chicken alternatives.

Generally, if you go to the grocery store and look through their vegan section, you'll find things like that.

Frying bacon is where you're pissing so hard that the water sounds like bacon in a hot skillet.

It was definitely an N-word.

When you say meat do you mean any animal flesh product?

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby.

No, finding a death note would mean that there is an afterlife, and there's no point in spending eternity suffering, because even if you killed all the bad people alive right now, more would come along.

The only good thing about Alabama is that they are not Mississippi.

How much do you want to bet that this is just a tactic to attempt to disrupt the voting process and that none of these supposed illegal voters are actually illegal?

Frybread I guess.

Peeing when you have drank a lot of liquid.

I typically drink at least 100 ounces of liquid a day, and sometimes when it hits, I'll just like, go to the bathroom and start frying bacon.

I wouldn't say it feels good, but, like, the relief is palpable.

I want a MMORPG where there are 100,000 unique NPCs all run by AI with a custom backstory that keep track of the world events and respond accordingly.

I want them to have player/party specific memories and information. I want the merchants to remember the player and treat them according to how they were treated.

If, God forbid, that TV fails, and you find yourself being forced to buy a new one:

Use the hot spot on your phone if an online account is required for set up. Change the SSID to something that you would never use like newTV.

Set up the TV as needed on the input you want and then revert your hotspot settings.

Tin foil hat time: I'm not 100% convinced that there isn't a way for data to travel in reverse across the HDMI connection back to the computer, but I would say that risk is much smaller than the known risk of it sending data points on what you're currently watching back to some corporate server. If you are at the point where you are truly concerned that that is a possibility, you could probably put a cheap Chinese HDMI switch between them of the type that breaks HDCP.